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Ebs Nearly Trible Didgit on Tazed Azz
Ebonic Plague came close to breaking the century mark, rolling over the HV-Div-leading Tazed and Confused
with 95 points. In the other marquee match-up, the Nuns crushed the Bullies and are now tied with them
for the best record in the league at 6-2. On the other end of the spectrum, the Old Boys needed only a
fifth of the Ebs total to earn(?) their victory over the Lay Z Boys.
Another installment of Football Attraction was slipped under the door at the palatial RABEFL headquarters.
Rumors are now circulating that the unstable author is having installments ghost written by his
less skilled counterpart, RV Brad.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 8
Game Results for Week 8
Standings as of Week 8
Schedule for Week 9
Draft Order Week 9
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 8
Game Details for Week 8
Football Attraction, Installment Six - Not as They May Seem
Game Results for Week 8
| Celebrity Organ Donors |
65 |
Toilet Trainers |
44 |
Old Kids on the Block |
19 |
Lay Z Boy |
17 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
68 |
Backyard Bullies |
19 |
Chicken Pluckers |
43 |
Injury Prone |
33 |
GerfluchtWeasels |
53 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
29 |
Ebonic Plague |
95 |
Tazed and Confused |
56 |
Standings as of Week 8
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv Last 5
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 6 2 0 436 309 4 0 0 2 2 0 3 0 0 3 2 0 5 0 0
Ebonic Plague 4 4 0 423 376 2 2 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 3 2 0 3 2 0
Old Kids on the Block 4 4 0 352 337 2 2 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 3 2 0 2 3 0
Chicken Pluckers 3 5 0 333 417 2 2 0 1 3 0 1 2 0 2 3 0 3 2 0
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 6 2 0 423 353 3 1 0 3 1 0 2 1 0 4 1 0 3 2 0
GerfluchtWeasels 5 3 0 394 353 3 1 0 2 2 0 2 1 0 3 2 0 4 1 0
Lay Z Boy 3 5 0 288 319 3 1 0 0 4 0 1 2 0 2 3 0 2 3 0
Toilet Trainers 2 6 0 312 399 2 2 0 0 4 0 1 2 0 1 4 0 1 4 0
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 5 2 1 421 406 3 1 0 2 1 1 2 0 1 3 2 0 2 2 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 4 4 0 349 307 3 0 0 1 4 0 1 2 0 3 2 0 2 3 0
Roughed-up Suspects 3 4 1 300 366 3 1 1 0 3 0 1 1 1 2 3 0 1 3 1
Injury Prone 2 6 0 282 371 2 2 0 0 4 0 1 2 0 1 4 0 1 4 0
Schedule for Week 9
Backyard Bullies (6-2) at Tazed and Confused (5-2-1)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (6-2) at Lay Z Boy (3-5)
GerfluchtWeasels (5-3) at Celebrity Organ Donors (4-4)
Roughed-up Suspects (3-4-1) at Chicken Pluckers (3-5)
Injury Prone (2-6) at Ebonic Plague (4-4)
Toilet Trainers (2-6) at Old Kids on the Block (4-4)
Draft Order Week 9
1. Tazed and Confused
2. Backyard Bullies
3. Toilet Trainers
4. Ebonic Plague
5. Roughed-up Suspects
6. Celebrity Organ Donors
7. Injury Prone
8. Chicken Pluckers
9. GerfluchtWeasels
10. Lay Z Boy
11. Catholic Nun and the Posse
12. Old Kids on the Block
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 455 436 19 95.82% 8
Ebonic Plague 450 423 27 94.00% 8
Backyard Bullies 476 423 53 88.87% 8
Injury Prone 318 282 36 88.68% 8
Celebrity Organ Donors 403 349 54 86.60% 8
Tazed and Confused 490 421 69 85.92% 8
Lay Z Boy 339 288 51 84.96% 8
GerfluchtWeasels 466 394 72 84.55% 8
Old Kids on the Block 437 352 85 80.55% 8
Roughed-up Suspects 392 300 92 76.53% 8
Toilet Trainers 419 312 107 74.46% 8
Chicken Pluckers 455 333 122 73.19% 8
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 8.50 15.75 13.88 6.88 7.88 52.88
Toilet Trainers 7.38 14.88 5.50 7.63 3.63 39.00
Tazed and Confused 10.38 10.50 14.25 10.00 7.50 52.63
Old Kids on the Block 6.50 9.75 15.38 10.13 2.25 44.00
Lay Z Boy 3.13 7.63 14.63 7.38 3.13 35.88
Celebrity Organ Donors 7.63 11.88 12.00 9.50 2.63 43.63
Catholic Nun and the Posse 14.00 12.50 14.75 6.75 6.50 54.50
Backyard Bullies 14.38 13.25 12.63 7.75 4.88 52.88
Injury Prone 7.88 8.50 7.38 6.38 5.13 35.25
Chicken Pluckers 8.00 10.25 13.88 6.38 3.50 42.00
GerfluchtWeasels 11.38 13.50 12.38 7.25 4.75 49.25
Roughed-up Suspects 3.13 8.63 14.50 6.13 3.88 36.25
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.52 11.42 12.59 7.68 4.64 44.84
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 10.75 11.00 15.25 6.63 3.38 47.00
Toilet Trainers 8.50 9.38 16.75 7.63 7.63 49.88
Tazed and Confused 8.50 13.13 14.25 7.63 6.00 49.50
Old Kids on the Block 9.25 11.50 10.50 6.63 4.13 42.00
Lay Z Boy 9.57 7.57 11.29 5.00 2.00 35.43
Celebrity Organ Donors 6.00 11.25 10.50 7.38 3.25 38.38
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.50 10.25 11.38 5.88 3.63 38.63
Backyard Bullies 10.44 10.33 13.78 8.33 4.22 47.11
Injury Prone 7.13 10.13 12.75 10.25 6.50 46.75
Chicken Pluckers 10.00 15.88 11.75 8.38 6.13 52.13
GerfluchtWeasels 8.25 11.38 11.00 7.88 5.63 44.13
Roughed-up Suspects 6.25 14.88 11.63 10.13 2.88 45.75
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.52 11.42 12.59 7.68 4.64 44.84
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 8
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Lay Z Boy 36.00 46.19 39.88 -6.31
Catholic Nun and the 54.50 43.34 38.63 -4.72
Celebrity Organ Dono 43.63 42.56 38.38 -4.19
Old Kids on the Bloc 44.00 45.75 42.13 -3.63
Roughed-up Suspects 37.50 47.50 45.75 -1.75
Backyard Bullies 52.88 44.34 44.13 -0.22
Injury Prone 35.25 44.89 46.38 1.48
GerfluchtWeasels 49.25 42.36 44.13 1.77
Ebonic Plague 52.88 44.77 47.00 2.23
Toilet Trainers 39.00 47.41 49.88 2.47
Chicken Pluckers 41.63 48.13 52.13 4.00
Tazed and Confused 52.63 41.89 50.75 8.86
Game Details for Week 8
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 68 Backyard Bullies 19
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| |
| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
at |
Backyard Bullies |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 18
| |
QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 3
|
| RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 2
| |
RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 1
|
| RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 3
| |
RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 7
|
| WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 1
| |
WR
| Davis, Rashied
| BEAR
| 0
|
| WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 25
| |
WR
| Gabriel, Doug
| PATS
| 3
|
| TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 0
| |
WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, CWBY
| CWBY
| 9
| |
PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 2
|
| DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 10
| |
DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Rivers, Philip
| CHGR
| 7
| |
QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 13
|
| RB
| Jacobs, Brandon
| GIAN
| 7
| |
RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 0
|
| RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 0
| |
RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 2
|
| WR
| Clayton, Mark
| RAVN
| 0
| |
WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 0
|
| WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, BNGL
| BNGL
| 1
| |
WR
| Williams, Reggie
| JGRS
| 0
|
| |
| |
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Celebrity Organ Donors 65 Toilet Trainers 44
|
| |
| Celebrity Organ Donors |
at |
Toilet Trainers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Grossman, Rex
| BEAR
| 16
| |
QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 0
|
| RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 10
| |
RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| -1
|
| RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 1
| |
RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 27
|
| WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 18
| |
WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 6
|
| WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 1
| |
WR
| Washington, Nate
| STLR
| 1
|
| WR
| Moulds, Eric
| TEXN
| 1
| |
TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 6
|
| PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 12
| |
PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 1
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 6
| |
DF
| Team Defense, CWBY
| CWBY
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brunell, Mark
| SKNS
| 0
| |
QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 18
|
| RB
| Betts, Ladell
| SKNS
| 0
| |
RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 3
|
| RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 0
| |
RB
| Strong, Mack
| SEAH
| 0
|
| WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 2
| |
WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
|
| WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 0
| |
WR
| Randle El, Antwaan
| SKNS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, COLT
| COLT
| 16
| |
TE
| Winslow, Kellen
| BRWN
| 9
|
| |
| |
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Chicken Pluckers 43 Injury Prone 33
|
| |
| Chicken Pluckers |
at |
Injury Prone |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Huard, Damon
| CHFS
| 9
| |
QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 11
|
| RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 1
| |
RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 10
|
| RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 10
| |
RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 1
|
| WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 1
| |
WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 0
|
| WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 11
| |
WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 1
|
| WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 6
| |
WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 4
| |
PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 5
|
| DF
| Team Defense, BUCS
| BUCS
| 1
| |
DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 0
| |
QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 0
|
| RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 0
| |
QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 5
|
| WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 2
| |
RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 4
|
| WR
| Toomer, Amani
| GIAN
| 0
| |
WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 6
| |
PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 9
|
| DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 0
|
| |
| |
|
Ebonic Plague 95 Tazed and Confused 56
|
| |
| Ebonic Plague |
at |
Tazed and Confused |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 11
| |
QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 21
|
| RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 11
| |
RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 9
|
| RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 31
| |
RB
| Jones-Drew, Maurice
| JGRS
| 2
|
| WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 7
| |
WR
| Berrian, Bernard
| BEAR
| 1
|
| WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 8
| |
WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 1
|
| WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 7
| |
WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 8
|
| PK
| Team PK, CARD
| CARD
| 2
| |
PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 18
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 6
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 12
| |
QB
| Kitna, Jon
| LION
| 0
|
| RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 9
| |
RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 0
|
| RB
| Martin, Curtis
| JETS
| 0
| |
RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 4
|
| WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 0
| |
WR
| Bruce, Isaac
| RAMS
| 4
|
| WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 0
| |
TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 7
|
| WR
| Welker, Wes
| DLPN
| 0
| |
TE
| Smith, L.J.
| EAGL
| 0
|
| |
| |
|
GerfluchtWeasels 53 Roughed-Up Suspects 29
|
| |
| GerfluchtWeasels |
at |
Roughed-Up Suspects |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 6
| |
QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 0
|
| RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 17
| |
RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 0
|
| RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 10
| |
RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 1
|
| WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 1
| |
WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 9
|
| WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 8
| |
WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 9
|
| WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 1
| |
WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 3
|
| PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 8
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 5
|
| DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 13
| |
QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| 16
|
| RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 0
| |
RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 7
|
| WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 0
| |
WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 0
|
| TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 0
| |
WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 9
| |
|
|
|
|
| DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 10
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
Old Kids on the Block 19 Lay Z Boy 17
|
| |
| Lay Z Boy |
at |
Old Kids on the Block |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| -1
| |
QB
| Carr, David
| TEXN
| -2
|
| RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 2
| |
RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 2
|
| RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 0
| |
RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 1
|
| WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 1
| |
WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 1
|
| WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 2
| |
WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 9
|
| WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 0
| |
TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 11
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 6
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 0
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 0
| |
QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 15
|
| RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 13
| |
RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 11
|
| RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 1
| |
RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 0
|
| WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 0
| |
WR
| Furrey, Mike
| LION
| 0
|
| WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 0
| |
WR
| Henry, Chris
| BNGL
| 9
|
|
|
|
|
| |
PK
| Team PK, JGRS
| JGRS
| 8
|
| |
| |
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