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Division Leaders Continue to Roll
The division leaders, now the only three teams above 500, began to separate themselves from the rest of
the pack, each now alone in first. The yet-to-lose, Backs, continued to bully the rest of the league,
pulling three games clear of the defending Weasels. The Cons gave the Prones a Monday night tazing,
riding the Bears defense to victory and pulling a two game lead on the partially- rostered Suspects.
In the bloody rivalry that is the Nun-Plague game, the Ands overcame “bye-week issues” with the unlikely
Shokey-Rivers-Branch trifecta leading them to a one game lead in the division.
Word from his publicist is that MX Bob has overcome his mental block and is back writing Football
Attraction. As supposed evidence of this, a short installment was submitted for this issue.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 6
Game Results for Week 6
Standings as of Week 6
Schedule for Week 7
Draft Order Week 7
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 6
Game Details for Week 6
Football Attraction, Installment Five - Short and Sour
Game Results for Week 6
| GerfluchtWeasels |
71 |
Lay Z Boy |
56 |
Tazed and Confused |
56 |
Injury Prone |
40 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
26 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
25 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
56 |
Ebonic Plague |
41 |
Old Kids on the Block |
66 |
Chicken Pluckers |
35 |
Backyard Bullies |
70 |
Toilet Trainers |
46 |
Standings as of Week 6
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 4 2 0 302 242 3 0 0 1 2 0 2 0 0 2 2 0 W 3
Old Kids on the Block 3 3 0 285 254 1 2 0 2 1 0 1 1 0 2 2 0 W 1
Ebonic Plague 3 3 0 279 270 2 2 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 2 2 0 L 1
Chicken Pluckers 1 5 0 240 335 1 2 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 1 3 0 L 2
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 6 0 0 369 249 3 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 0 4 0 0 W 6
GerfluchtWeasels 3 3 0 297 281 2 1 0 1 2 0 1 1 0 2 2 0 W 1
Lay Z Boy 2 4 0 235 265 2 1 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 2 2 0 L 2
Toilet Trainers 2 4 0 225 290 2 1 0 0 3 0 1 1 0 1 3 0 L 1
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 5 1 0 314 260 3 0 0 2 1 0 2 0 0 3 1 0 W 2
Roughed-up Suspects 3 3 0 220 262 3 0 0 0 3 0 1 1 0 2 2 0 W 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 2 4 0 243 235 2 0 0 0 4 0 0 2 0 2 2 0 L 3
Injury Prone 2 4 0 221 287 2 1 0 0 3 0 1 1 0 1 3 0 L 1
Schedule for Week 7
Tazed and Confused (5-1) at Roughed-up Suspects (3-3)
Injury Prone (2-4) at Celebrity Organ Donors (2-4)
Ebonic Plague (3-3) at Chicken Pluckers (1-5)
Old Kids on the Block (3-3) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-2)
Toilet Trainers (2-4) at GerfluchtWeasels (3-3)
Backyard Bullies (6-0) at Lay Z Boy (2-4)
Draft Order Week 7
1. Lay Z Boy
2. Toilet Trainers
3. Chicken Pluckers
4. Injury Prone
5. Ebonic Plague
6. GerfluchtWeasels
7. Backyard Bullies
8. Catholic Nun and the Posse
9. Tazed and Confused
10. Old Kids on the Block
11. Celebrity Organ Donors
12. Roughed-up Suspects
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 308 302 6 98.05% 6
Injury Prone 241 221 20 91.70% 6
Ebonic Plague 305 279 26 91.48% 6
Backyard Bullies 404 369 35 91.34% 6
GerfluchtWeasels 333 297 36 89.19% 6
Old Kids on the Block 322 285 37 88.51% 6
Lay Z Boy 270 235 35 87.04% 6
Tazed and Confused 372 314 58 84.41% 6
Celebrity Organ Donors 292 243 49 83.22% 6
Roughed-up Suspects 282 220 62 78.01% 6
Toilet Trainers 289 225 64 77.85% 6
Chicken Pluckers 335 240 95 71.64% 6
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 7.50 10.67 14.00 7.17 7.17 46.50
Toilet Trainers 8.17 13.33 3.50 8.83 3.67 37.50
Tazed and Confused 8.50 10.50 13.83 10.50 9.00 52.33
Old Kids on the Block 7.17 10.50 15.50 12.33 2.00 47.50
Lay Z Boy 3.33 9.00 16.00 7.17 3.67 39.17
Celebrity Organ Donors 5.50 13.67 11.00 8.50 1.83 40.50
Catholic Nun and the Posse 12.17 13.33 12.50 7.17 5.17 50.33
Backyard Bullies 15.83 14.00 16.00 9.67 6.00 61.50
Injury Prone 7.67 8.50 8.83 6.00 5.83 36.83
Chicken Pluckers 8.17 9.67 11.00 7.33 3.83 40.00
GerfluchtWeasels 12.50 12.33 13.67 7.50 3.50 49.50
Roughed-up Suspects 4.17 10.33 10.00 7.33 4.83 36.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.39 11.32 12.15 8.29 4.71 44.86
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 9.83 10.67 14.67 7.00 2.83 45.00
Toilet Trainers 7.00 9.50 17.83 7.33 6.67 48.33
Tazed and Confused 9.50 9.50 9.50 9.83 5.00 43.33
Old Kids on the Block 9.00 12.50 10.83 6.67 3.33 42.33
Lay Z Boy 10.40 7.20 13.20 5.40 2.60 38.80
Celebrity Organ Donors 7.00 9.67 11.17 8.00 3.33 39.17
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.67 10.33 11.50 7.33 3.50 40.33
Backyard Bullies 10.00 11.86 11.29 8.71 3.86 45.71
Injury Prone 6.00 11.33 11.83 10.83 7.83 47.83
Chicken Pluckers 9.50 16.00 14.50 8.67 7.17 55.83
GerfluchtWeasels 9.33 12.83 9.50 8.50 6.67 46.83
Roughed-up Suspects 5.50 13.67 10.33 10.67 3.50 43.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.39 11.32 12.15 8.29 4.71 44.86
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 6
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Celebrity Organ Dono 40.50 44.33 39.17 -5.17
Old Kids on the Bloc 47.50 45.81 42.33 -3.47
Roughed-up Suspects 36.67 45.53 43.67 -1.86
Backyard Bullies 61.50 42.94 41.50 -1.44
Ebonic Plague 46.50 45.44 45.00 -0.44
Lay Z Boy 39.17 43.86 44.17 0.31
Toilet Trainers 37.50 47.75 48.33 0.58
GerfluchtWeasels 49.50 46.22 46.83 0.61
Catholic Nun and the 50.33 39.67 40.33 0.67
Injury Prone 36.83 45.92 47.83 1.92
Tazed and Confused 52.33 40.58 43.33 2.75
Chicken Pluckers 40.00 50.28 55.83 5.56
Game Details for Week 6
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 56 Ebonic Plague 41
|
| |
| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
at |
Ebonic Plague |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Rivers, Philip
| CHGR
| 13
| |
QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 8
|
| RB
| Alstott, Mike
| BUCS
| 0
| |
RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 1
|
| RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 2
| |
RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 7
|
| WR
| Baskett, Hank
| EAGL
| 0
| |
WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 3
|
| WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 15
| |
WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 4
|
| TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 14
| |
WR
| Welker, Wes
| DLPN
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, CWBY
| CWBY
| 10
| |
PK
| Team PK, CARD
| CARD
| 12
|
| DF
| Team Defense, BNGL
| BNGL
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 0
| |
QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 6
|
| RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 0
| |
RB
| Bennett, Michael
| CHFS
| 0
|
| RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 0
| |
RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 0
|
| WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 0
| |
RB
| Lundy, Wali
| TEXN
| 0
|
| WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 0
| |
WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 0
|
| |
| |
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Roughed-Up Suspects 26 Celebrity Organ Donors 25
|
| |
| Celebrity Organ Donors |
at |
Roughed-Up Suspects |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Grossman, Rex
| BEAR
| -4
| |
QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 0
|
| RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 1
| |
RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 11
|
| RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 14
| |
RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 0
|
| WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 7
| |
WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 1
|
| WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 0
| |
WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 3
|
| WR
| Moulds, Eric
| TEXN
| 1
| |
WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 8
|
| PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 6
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 3
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 0
| |
DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 0
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brunell, Mark
| SKNS
| 7
| |
QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| -1
|
| RB
| Bell, Mike
| BRNC
| 0
| |
RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 0
|
| RB
| Brown, Chris
| TITN
| 0
| |
WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 16
|
| RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 0
| |
WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 0
|
| WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 0
| |
|
|
|
|
| WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 12
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
GerfluchtWeasels 71 Lay Z Boy 56
|
| |
| GerfluchtWeasels |
at |
Lay Z Boy |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 17
| |
QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| 10
|
| RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 1
| |
RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 8
|
| RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 15
| |
RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 8
|
| WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 11
| |
WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 10
|
| WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 13
| |
WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 3
|
| TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 7
| |
WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 5
|
| PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 1
| |
PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 6
| |
DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 9
| |
QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 0
|
| RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 0
| |
RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 1
|
| WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 0
| |
RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 0
|
| WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 16
|
| PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 9
| |
WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 2
|
| DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 5
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
Tazed and Confused 56 Injury Prone 40
|
| |
| Injury Prone |
at |
Tazed and Confused |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 16
| |
QB
| Kitna, Jon
| LION
| 7
|
| RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 1
| |
RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 4
|
| RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 3
| |
RB
| Morris, Maurice
| SEAH
| 1
|
| WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 1
| |
WR
| Berrian, Bernard
| BEAR
| 1
|
| WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 0
| |
WR
| Bruce, Isaac
| RAMS
| 1
|
| WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 9
|
| PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 9
| |
PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 13
|
| DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 10
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 20
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 2
| |
QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 0
|
| QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 11
| |
RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 0
|
| RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 0
| |
RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 3
|
| WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 0
| |
RB
| Jones-Drew, Maurice
| JGRS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 4
| |
WR
| Stallworth, Donte'
| EAGL
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 1
| |
TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 8
|
| |
| |
|
Old Kids on the Block 66 Chicken Pluckers 35
|
| |
| Old Kids on the Block |
at |
Chicken Pluckers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 14
| |
QB
| Bledsoe, Drew
| CWBY
| 10
|
| RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 11
| |
RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 12
|
| RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 9
| |
RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 2
|
| WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 2
| |
WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 1
|
| WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 3
| |
WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 0
|
| WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 19
| |
WR
| Toomer, Amani
| GIAN
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 4
| |
PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 7
|
| DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 3
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Carr, David
| TEXN
| 0
| |
QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 0
|
| RB
| Anderson, Mike
| RAVN
| 0
| |
RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 0
|
| RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 13
| |
RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 0
|
| WR
| Furrey, Mike
| LION
| 1
| |
WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 0
|
| WR
| Henry, Chris
| BNGL
| 0
| |
WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 16
|
| TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 9
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BUCS
| BUCS
| 1
|
| |
| |
|
Backyard Bullies 70 Toilet Trainers 46
|
| |
| Toilet Trainers |
at |
Backyard Bullies |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 8
| |
QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 11
|
| RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 2
| |
RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 9
|
| RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 28
| |
RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 2
|
| WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
| |
WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 8
|
| WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 0
| |
WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 3
|
| TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 0
| |
WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 24
|
| PK
| Team PK, DLPN
| DLPN
| 5
| |
PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 11
|
| DF
| Team Defense, CWBY
| CWBY
| 3
| |
DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 12
| |
QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 0
|
| RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 1
| |
RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 3
|
| TE
| Winslow, Kellen
| BRWN
| 0
| |
RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 2
| |
WR
| Clayton, Michael
| BUCS
| 8
|
| PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Davis, Rashied
| BEAR
| 1
|
| DF
| Team Defense, COLT
| COLT
| 0
| |
WR
| Gabriel, Doug
| PATS
| 0
|
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