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Nuns climb on top of Virginia Woolf
A Monday Night comeback by the undefeated Bullies over the Kids resulted in a three-way tie in the VW Div,
with the Posse sitting on top due to their higher point total. Continuing the trend, home teams dominated,
with the Backs the only team this week to win away from home and the home teams holding an
overall 18-6 advantage so far this season. This is especially strange as the home fields are not even
recorded anymore and are infrequently included in any of these story lines.
After four weeks of interdivision division play (today’s English lesson - inter means outside of),
the teams will now face their division foes for the next three games. The game summaries may begin
next week as MX Bob has managed to submit another installment of Football Attraction this week, but
word from his handlers is that he not even roughed anything out past this one and no longer knows
where he’s going with the story.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 4
Game Results for Week 4
Standings as of Week 4
Schedule for Week 5
Draft Order Week 5
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 4
Game Details for Week 4
Football Attraction, Installment Four - Trouble Near the Alley
Game Results for Week 4
| GerfluchtWeasels |
56 |
Injury Prone |
35 |
Ebonic Plague |
43 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
17 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
50 |
Toilet Trainers |
22 |
Lay Z Boy |
67 |
Tazed and Confused |
47 |
Backyard Bullies |
66 |
Old Kids on the Block |
55 |
Chicken Pluckers |
62 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
48 |
Standings as of Week 4
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 2 2 0 197 166 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 W 1
Ebonic Plague 2 2 0 188 174 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 W 2
Old Kids on the Block 2 2 0 179 169 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 L 2
Chicken Pluckers 1 3 0 170 220 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 W 1
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 4 0 0 239 157 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 W 4
GerfluchtWeasels 2 2 0 180 165 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 W 2
Lay Z Boy 2 2 0 156 167 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 W 1
Toilet Trainers 1 3 0 152 197 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 L 3
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 3 1 0 212 178 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 L 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 2 2 0 176 163 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 L 1
Roughed-up Suspects 2 2 0 158 196 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 L 2
Injury Prone 1 3 0 140 195 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 L 1
Schedule for Week 5
Chicken Pluckers (1-3) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-2)
Lay Z Boy (2-2) at Toilet Trainers (1-3)
GerfluchtWeasels (2-2) at Backyard Bullies (4-0)
Celebrity Organ Donors (2-2) at Tazed and Confused (3-1)
Roughed-up Suspects (2-2) at Injury Prone (1-3)
Ebonic Plague (2-2) at Old Kids on the Block (2-2)
Draft Order Week 5
1. Tazed and Confused
2. Old Kids on the Block
3. Celebrity Organ Donors
4. Injury Prone
5. Backyard Bullies
6. Toilet Trainers
7. Chicken Pluckers
8. Lay Z Boy
9. Roughed-up Suspects
10. GerfluchtWeasels
11. Catholic Nun and the Posse
12. Ebonic Plague
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 203 197 6 97.04% 4
Injury Prone 151 140 11 92.72% 4
Backyard Bullies 259 239 20 92.28% 4
Lay Z Boy 170 156 14 91.76% 4
Old Kids on the Block 198 179 19 90.40% 4
Ebonic Plague 213 188 25 88.26% 4
Celebrity Organ Donors 202 176 26 87.13% 4
GerfluchtWeasels 208 180 28 86.54% 4
Roughed-up Suspects 187 158 29 84.49% 4
Tazed and Confused 261 212 49 81.23% 4
Toilet Trainers 203 152 51 74.88% 4
Chicken Pluckers 241 170 71 70.54% 4
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 7.50 10.50 14.50 5.25 9.25 47.00
Toilet Trainers 8.75 11.75 3.00 10.00 4.50 38.00
Tazed and Confused 8.50 12.00 15.75 9.75 7.00 53.00
Old Kids on the Block 5.75 9.00 14.25 14.75 1.00 44.75
Lay Z Boy 3.00 8.00 17.25 8.75 2.00 39.00
Celebrity Organ Donors 6.50 15.25 14.00 6.50 1.75 44.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse 12.75 17.25 9.75 6.75 2.75 49.25
Backyard Bullies 16.50 15.25 13.25 9.75 5.00 59.75
Injury Prone 7.25 9.75 7.75 4.75 5.50 35.00
Chicken Pluckers 8.50 7.75 14.00 7.25 5.00 42.50
GerfluchtWeasels 11.75 12.25 10.00 7.75 3.25 45.00
Roughed-up Suspects 6.25 10.00 9.75 9.50 4.00 39.50
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.58 11.56 11.94 8.40 4.25 44.73
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 10.00 13.75 11.75 5.25 2.75 43.50
Toilet Trainers 8.25 10.00 15.75 8.25 7.00 49.25
Tazed and Confused 7.50 11.75 13.50 7.75 4.00 44.50
Old Kids on the Block 9.25 11.75 11.75 5.75 3.75 42.25
Lay Z Boy 11.50 8.25 14.25 4.75 3.00 41.75
Celebrity Organ Donors 8.00 9.25 11.50 8.50 3.50 40.75
Catholic Nun and the Posse 8.25 10.25 12.75 6.00 4.25 41.50
Backyard Bullies 8.50 7.00 9.25 10.50 4.00 39.25
Injury Prone 7.25 13.00 12.75 12.25 3.50 48.75
Chicken Pluckers 8.50 16.75 14.00 10.50 5.25 55.00
GerfluchtWeasels 7.00 12.25 7.75 8.75 5.50 41.25
Roughed-up Suspects 9.00 14.75 8.25 12.50 4.50 49.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.58 11.56 11.94 8.40 4.25 44.73
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 4
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Backyard Bullies 59.75 43.44 39.25 -4.19
Old Kids on the Bloc 44.75 45.94 42.25 -3.69
Celebrity Organ Dono 44.00 43.88 40.75 -3.13
Lay Z Boy 39.00 44.75 41.75 -3.00
GerfluchtWeasels 45.00 43.81 41.25 -2.56
Ebonic Plague 47.00 44.06 43.50 -0.56
Roughed-up Suspects 39.50 48.50 49.00 0.50
Toilet Trainers 38.00 47.19 49.25 2.06
Catholic Nun and the 49.25 39.13 41.50 2.38
Tazed and Confused 53.00 41.13 44.50 3.38
Injury Prone 35.00 44.50 48.75 4.25
Chicken Pluckers 42.50 50.44 55.00 4.56
Game Details for Week 4
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Backyard Bullies 66 Old Kids on the Block 55
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| Backyard Bullies |
at |
Old Kids on the Block |
| Active Players |
| QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 24
| |
QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 10
|
| RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 9
| |
RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 2
|
| RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 7
| |
RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 11
|
| WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 7
| |
WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 10
|
| WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 3
| |
WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 3
|
| WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 10
| |
TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 3
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 18
|
| DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 3
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 0
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 0
| |
QB
| Green, Trent
| CHFS
| 0
|
| RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 0
| |
RB
| Anderson, Mike
| RAVN
| 0
|
| RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 10
| |
RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 0
|
| WR
| Clayton, Michael
| BUCS
| 0
| |
WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 0
|
| WR
| Jenkins, Michael
| FALC
| 1
| |
WR
| Wilford, Ernest
| JGRS
| 1
|
| |
| |
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Chicken Pluckers 62 Celebrity Organ Donors 48
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| |
| Celebrity Organ Donors |
at |
Chicken Pluckers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Warner, Kurt
| CARD
| 0
| |
QB
| Bledsoe, Drew
| CWBY
| 9
|
| RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 2
| |
RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 9
|
| RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 11
| |
RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 0
|
| WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 11
| |
WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 14
|
| WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 1
| |
WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 3
|
| WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 5
| |
WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 7
|
| PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 14
| |
PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 12
|
| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Bell, Mike
| BRNC
| 0
| |
QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 15
|
| RB
| Brown, Chris
| TITN
| 1
| |
RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 8
|
| RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 9
| |
RB
| Jacobs, Brandon
| GIAN
| 0
|
| WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 8
| |
RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 15
|
| WR
| Moulds, Eric
| TEXN
| 3
| |
WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 4
|
| PK
| Team PK, STLR
| STLR
| 0
| |
WR
| Toomer, Amani
| GIAN
| 0
|
| |
| |
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GerfluchtWeasels 56 Injury Prone 35
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| |
| Injury Prone |
at |
GerfluchtWeasels |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 1
| |
QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 18
|
| RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 9
| |
RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 13
|
| RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 15
| |
RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 0
|
| WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 2
| |
WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 1
|
| WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 0
| |
WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 3
|
| WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 1
| |
WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 9
|
| PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 3
| |
PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 12
|
| DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 0
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 0
| |
QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 0
|
| QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 0
| |
RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 0
|
| RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 0
| |
WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 1
|
| WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 0
| |
TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 0
| |
PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 0
| |
DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 0
|
| |
| |
|
Ebonic Plague 43 Roughed-Up Suspects 17
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| |
| Roughed-Up Suspects |
at |
Ebonic Plague |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 8
| |
QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 2
|
| RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 3
| |
RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 10
|
| RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 0
| |
RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 17
|
| WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 0
| |
WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 1
|
| WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 2
| |
WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 2
|
| WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 0
| |
WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 3
|
| PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 2
| |
PK
| Team PK, CARD
| CARD
| 4
|
| DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| 8
| |
QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 5
|
| RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 1
| |
RB
| Bennett, Michael
| CHFS
| 0
|
| WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 2
| |
RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 3
|
| WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 6
| |
RB
| Lundy, Wali
| TEXN
| 0
|
|
|
|
|
| |
WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 0
|
| |
| |
|
Lay Z Boy 67 Tazed and Confused 47
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| |
| Tazed and Confused |
at |
Lay Z Boy |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Kitna, Jon
| LION
| 9
| |
QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| 5
|
| RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 10
| |
RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 8
|
| RB
| Morris, Maurice
| SEAH
| 1
| |
RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 11
|
| WR
| Bruce, Isaac
| RAMS
| 12
| |
WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 3
|
| WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 2
| |
WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 6
|
| WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 2
| |
WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 23
|
| PK
| Team PK, COLT
| COLT
| 7
| |
PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 9
|
| DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 10
| |
QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 0
|
| RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 0
| |
RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 0
|
| RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 1
| |
RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 1
|
| WR
| Stallworth, Donte'
| EAGL
| 1
| |
WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 3
|
| TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 8
| |
WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 9
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
Catholic Nun and the Posse 50 Toilet Trainers 22
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| |
| Toilet Trainers |
at |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 5
| |
QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 13
|
| RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 1
| |
RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 17
|
| RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 3
| |
RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 0
|
| WR
| Bennett, Drew
| TITN
| 0
| |
WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 2
|
| WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 0
| |
WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 9
|
| TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 2
| |
WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 7
| |
PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 6
|
| DF
| Team Defense, COLT
| COLT
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BNGL
| BNGL
| 1
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 10
| |
QB
| Johnson, Brad
| VIKS
| 6
|
| RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 0
| |
RB
| Fason, Ciatrick
| VIKS
| 0
|
| RB
| Richardson, Tony
| VIKS
| 1
| |
RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 2
|
| WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
| |
TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 0
|
| WR
| Williams, Reggie
| JGRS
| 15
| |
DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 23
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