RABEFL 2006 - Week 3 Report

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Confusion Reigns Over Toilets

Tazed and Confused stayed unbeaten with a defensive victory over Toilet Trainers, leading the HV Division. WO’W Div leader, Backyard Bullies easily won the match between two other unbeaten teams, roughing up the Suspects in a bullying fashion. The Prones, Plague, and Gers all got their first wins of the season leaving the storied Chicken Pluckers franchise as the only winless one left in the league. After the other undefeated team, division leader, Old Kids, lost to the Donors, and with a combined divisional record of 4-8, now seems to be the appropriate time to trot out the anticipated rhetorical question, “Who’s Afraid of the Virignia Woolf Division?”

RABEFL 2006 - Week 3

Game Results for Week 3

Standings as of Week 3

Schedule for Week 4

Draft Order Week 4

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Game Details for Week 3

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Game Results for Week 3

Celebrity Organ Donors	56	Old Kids on the Block	32
Injury Prone	60	Catholic Nun and the Posse	57
Backyard Bullies	58	Roughed-up Suspects	25
GerfluchtWeasels	61	Chicken Pluckers	37
Ebonic Plague	52	Lay Z Boy	35
Tazed and confused	45	Toilet Trainers	29

Standings as of Week 3

                       Overall              Home      Away    Division  InterDiv
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T  Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Old Kids on the Block  2  1  0  124  103   1  0  0   1  1  0   0  0  0   2  1  0    L 1
Catholic Nun and the   1  2  0  147  144   1  0  0   0  2  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    L 1
Ebonic Plague          1  2  0  145  157   1  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    W 1
Chicken Pluckers       0  3  0  108  172   0  1  0   0  2  0   0  0  0   0  3  0    L 3
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies       3  0  0  173  102   1  0  0   2  0  0   0  0  0   3  0  0    W 3
Toilet Trainers        1  2  0  130  147   1  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    L 2
GerfluchtWeasels       1  2  0  124  130   1  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    W 1
Lay Z Boy              1  2  0   89  120   1  0  0   0  2  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    L 1
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and confused     3  0  0  165  111   1  0  0   2  0  0   0  0  0   3  0  0    W 3
Roughed-up Suspects    2  1  0  141  153   2  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   2  1  0    L 1
Celebrity Organ Donor  2  1  0  128  101   2  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   2  1  0    W 1
Injury Prone           1  2  0  105  139   1  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  2  0    W 1

Schedule for Week 4

Injury Prone (1-2) at GerfluchtWeasels (1-2)
Roughed-up Suspects (2-1) at Ebonic Plague (1-2)
Toilet Trainers (1-2) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (1-2)
Tazed and confused (3-0) at Lay Z Boy (1-2)
Backyard Bullies (3-0) at Old Kids on the Block (2-1)
Celebrity Organ Donors (2-1) at Chicken Pluckers (0-3)

Draft Order Week 4

1. Chicken Pluckers
2. Catholic Nun and the Posse
3. Roughed-up Suspects
4. Injury Prone
5. Old Kids on the Block
6. Lay Z Boy
7. Toilet Trainers
8. GerfluchtWeasels
9. Ebonic Plague
10. Celebrity Organ Donors
11. Tazed and confused
12. Backyard Bullies



Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse           150       147       3     98.00%       3
Celebrity Organ Donors               140       128      12     91.43%       3
Backyard Bullies                     190       173      17     91.05%       3
Injury Prone                         116       105      11     90.52%       3
Toilet Trainers                      145       130      15     89.66%       3
Roughed-up Suspects                  161       141      20     87.58%       3
Ebonic Plague                        167       145      22     86.83%       3
Old Kids on the Block                143       124      19     86.71%       3
Lay Z Boy                            103        89      14     86.41%       3
GerfluchtWeasels                     151       124      27     82.12%       3
Tazed and confused                   205       165      40     80.49%       3
Chicken Pluckers                     157       108      49     68.79%       3



Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    9.33   5.00  17.33     5.67  11.00    48.33
Toilet Trainers                 10.00  14.33   3.33    11.00   4.67    43.33
Tazed and confused               8.33  12.33  15.67    10.67   8.00    55.00
Old Kids on the Block            4.33   7.67  14.33    13.67   1.33    41.33
Lay Z Boy                        2.33   4.33  12.33     8.67   2.00    29.67
Celebrity Organ Donors           8.67  16.00  13.00     4.00   1.00    42.67
Catholic Nun and the Posse      12.67  17.33   8.67     7.00   3.33    49.00
Backyard Bullies                14.00  15.00  11.00    12.00   5.67    57.67
Injury Prone                     9.33   5.00   9.33     5.33   6.00    35.00
Chicken Pluckers                 8.33   7.33  10.67     7.00   2.67    36.00
GerfluchtWeasels                 9.67  12.00   9.00     6.33   4.33    41.33
Roughed-up Suspects              5.67  12.33  12.33    12.00   4.67    47.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.56  10.72  11.42     8.61   4.56    43.86



Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                   10.67  17.33  15.00     6.33   3.00    52.33
Toilet Trainers                  6.67   7.67  16.67     9.00   9.00    49.00
Tazed and confused               8.33   9.33   7.33     7.33   4.67    37.00
Old Kids on the Block            4.33  10.33   9.00     6.67   4.00    34.33
Lay Z Boy                       12.33   7.33  13.67     4.00   2.67    40.00
Celebrity Organ Donors           7.67   9.33   7.33     8.67   0.67    33.67
Catholic Nun and the Posse       9.33  12.33  16.33     5.67   4.33    48.00
Backyard Bullies                 8.00   5.00   7.67     8.00   5.33    34.00
Injury Prone                     3.67  13.00  12.67    12.33   4.67    46.33
Chicken Pluckers                11.33  18.00  13.00     9.33   5.67    57.33
GerfluchtWeasels                 9.00   8.33   9.33    10.67   6.00    43.33
Roughed-up Suspects             11.33  10.67   9.00    15.33   4.67    51.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.56  10.72  11.42     8.61   4.56    43.86

Game Details for Week 3

Injury Prone 60 Catholic Nun and the Posse 57

Catholic Nun and the Posse				at	Injury Prone
Active Players
QB	Manning, Peyton	COLT	13		QB	Hasselbeck, Matt	SEAH	20
RB	Maroney, Laurence	PATS	2		RB	Jones, Thomas	BEAR	2
RB	Westbrook, Brian	EAGL	23		RB	Williams, Carnell	BUCS	7
WR	Robinson, Marcus	VIKS	0		WR	Johnson, Keyshawn	PTHR	15
WR	Wayne, Reggie	COLT	3		WR	Smith, Rod	BRNC	1
TE	Shockey, Jeremy	GIAN	2		WR	Taylor, Travis	VIKS	2
PK	Team PK, SEAH	SEAH	6		PK	Team PK, GIAN	GIAN	7
DF	Team Defense, VIKS	VIKS	8		DF	Team Defense, STLR	STLR	6
Reserve Players
QB	Johnson, Brad	VIKS	2		QB	Plummer, Jake	BRNC	12
RB	Fason, Ciatrick	VIKS	0		QB	Roethlisberger, Ben	STLR	0
RB	Williams, DeAngelo	PTHR	0		RB	Addai, Joseph	COLT	0
WR	Branch, Deion	SEAH	0		WR	Jones, Matt	JGRS	0
DF	Team Defense, BNGL	BNGL	6		PK	Team PK, RDRS	RDRS	0
					DF	Team Defense, DLPN	DLPN	4


GerfluchtWeasels 61 Chicken Pluckers 37

Chicken Pluckers				at	GerfluchtWeasels
Active Players
QB	Leftwich, Byron	JGRS	9		QB	Manning, Eli	GIAN	13
RB	Dillon, Corey	PATS	0		RB	Barlow, Kevan	JETS	7
RB	McGahee, Willis	BILL	6		RB	Parker, Willie	STLR	17
WR	Harrison, Marvin	COLT	3		WR	Boldin, Anquan	CARD	5
WR	Muhammad, Muhsin	BEAR	4		WR	Smith, Steve	PTHR	4
WR	Toomer, Amani	GIAN	7		WR	Williamson, Troy	VIKS	1
PK	Team PK, EAGL	EAGL	8		PK	Team PK, BRNC	BRNC	5
DF	Team Defense, FALC	FALC	0		DF	Team Defense, GIAN	GIAN	9
Reserve Players
QB	Bledsoe, Drew	CWBY	0		QB	Bulger, Marc	RAMS	8
RB	Jacobs, Brandon	GIAN	0		RB	Green, Ahman	PCKR	9
RB	Jones, Kevin	LION	10		WR	Edwards, Braylon	BRWN	10
RB	Taylor, Fred	JGRS	2		TE	Cooley, Chris	SKNS	0
WR	Glenn, Terry	CWBY	0
WR	Horn, Joe	SNTS	1


Ebonic Plague 52 Lay Z Boy 35

Lay Z Boy				at	Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB	Pennington, Chad	JETS	7		QB	Palmer, Carson	BNGL	16
RB	Barber, Tiki	GIAN	2		RB	Foster, DeShaun	PTHR	2
RB	White, LenDale	TITN	0		RB	Lundy, Wali	TEXN	0
WR	Coles, Laveranues	JETS	3		WR	Bryant, Antonio	49RS	1
WR	Houshmandzadeh, T.J.	BNGL	15		WR	Fitzgerald, Larry	CARD	8
WR	Moss, Santana	SKNS	2		WR	Walker, Javon	BRNC	17
PK	Team PK, BNGL	BNGL	4		PK	Team PK, CARD	CARD	2
DF	Team Defense, PTHR	PTHR	2		DF	Team Defense, RAVN	RAVN	6
Reserve Players
QB	Brooks, Aaron	RDRS	0		QB	Young, Vince	TITN	0
RB	Barber, Marion	CWBY	0		RB	Bennett, Michael	CHFS	0
RB	Jordan, LaMont	RDRS	0		RB	Droughns, Reuben	BRWN	0
WR	McCardell, Keenan	CHGR	0		RB	Johnson, Larry	CHFS	0
WR	Moss, Randy	RDRS	0		WR	Jennings, Greg	PCKR	10


Celebrity Organ Donors 56 Old Kids on the Block 32

Old Kids on the Block				at	Celebrity Organ Donors
Active Players
QB	Brees, Drew	SNTS	3		QB	Warner, Kurt	CARD	4
RB	Dunn, Warrick	FALC	1		RB	James, Edgerrin	CARD	9
RB	Jackson, Steven	RAMS	4		RB	Portis, Clinton	SKNS	18
WR	Galloway, Joey	BUCS	6		WR	Cotchery, Jerricho	JETS	1
WR	Johnson, Andre	TEXN	6		WR	Mason, Derrick	RAVN	5
WR	Wilford, Ernest	JGRS	1		WR	Williams, Roy	LION	11
PK	Team PK, RAMS	RAMS	11		PK	Team PK, STLR	STLR	8
DF	Team Defense, BRNC	BRNC	0		DF	Team Defense, PATS	PATS	0
Reserve Players
QB	Green, Trent	CHFS	0		RB	Bell, Mike	BRNC	0
RB	Anderson, Mike	RAVN	0		RB	Brown, Chris	TITN	0
RB	Henry, Travis	TITN	2		RB	Rhodes, Dominic	COLT	1
WR	Owens, Terrell	CWBY	0		WR	Colston, Marques	SNTS	3
TE	Gates, Antonio	CHGR	0		WR	Kennison, Eddie	CHFS	0
					WR	Moulds, Eric	TEXN	1


Backyard Bullies 58 Roughed-Up Suspects 25

Roughed-Up Suspects				at	Backyard Bullies
Active Players
QB	Culpepper, Daunte	DLPN	8		QB	McNabb, Donovan	EAGL	12
RB	Brown, Ronnie	DLPN	3		RB	Johnson, Rudi	BNGL	1
RB	Taylor, Chester	VIKS	2		RB	McAllister, Deuce	SNTS	3
WR	Burress, Plaxico	GIAN	-1		WR	Chambers, Chris	DLPN	2
WR	Johnson, Chad	BNGL	0		WR	Holt, Torry	RAMS	10
WR	Ward, Hines	STLR	0		WR	Jenkins, Michael	FALC	0
PK	Team PK, RAVN	RAVN	12		PK	Team PK, PTHR	PTHR	20
DF	Team Defense, JGRS	JGRS	1		DF	Team Defense, EAGL	EAGL	10
Reserve Players
QB	McNair, Steve	RAVN	8		QB	Favre, Brett	PCKR	17
RB	Benson, Cedric	BEAR	0		RB	Bell, Tatum	BRNC	4
WR	Brown, Reggie	EAGL	4		RB	Norwood, Jerious	FALC	0
WR	Jurevicius, Joe	BRWN	0		WR	Clayton, Michael	BUCS	0
					WR	Evans, Lee	BILL	4


Tazed and Confused 45 Toilet Trainers 29

Tazed and Confused				at	Toilet Trainers
Active Players
QB	Kitna, Jon	LION	12		QB	Vick, Michael	FALC	4
RB	Alexander, Shaun	SEAH	7		RB	Bush, Reggie	SNTS	2
RB	Gore, Frank	49RS	1		RB	Lewis, Jamal	RAVN	3
WR	Driver, Donald	PCKR	6		WR	Brown, Troy	PATS	1
WR	Jackson, Darrell	SEAH	14		WR	White, Roddy	FALC	0
WR	Stallworth, Donte'	EAGL	0		WR	Williams, Reggie	JGRS	0
PK	Team PK, COLT	COLT	3		PK	Team PK, VIKS	VIKS	11
DF	Team Defense, BEAR	BEAR	2		DF	Team Defense, COLT	COLT	8
Reserve Players
QB	Brady, Tom	PATS	9		QB	Delhomme, Jake	PTHR	6
RB	Jones, Julius	CWBY	0		RB	Richardson, Tony	VIKS	0
RB	Morris, Maurice	SEAH	0		RB	Tomlinson, LaDainian	CHGR	0
WR	Bruce, Isaac	RAMS	3		WR	Burleson, Nate	SEAH	7
TE	Heap, Todd	RAVN	7		TE	Gonzalez, Tony	CHFS	0
PK	Team PK, CHGR	CHGR	0		PK	Team PK, FALC	FALC	3

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