RABEFL 2006 - Week 2 Report

Site Map
FootballBob.com Home Page   2006 Season Schedule / Results   2006 RABEFL Rules
League History / Owner Lifetime Stats   The Treasured Archives    Football Fiction
External Sites - CommissionerOnline.com    NFL Schedule

Bullies Make Unruly Visitors

The home teams nearly swept Week Two action, the notable exception being undefeated Backyard Bullies’ eradication of Ebonic Plague. The other teams that were able to stay unbeaten were Tazed, Old Kid, Suspects. The common theme for success so far this season seems to be team names that involve police or schoolyard brutality.

The league actually received the next installment of Football Attraction from MX Bob, but was warned not to expect one next week. Mr. “You’re lucky to get these from me”, “almost famous moto-journalist”, claims he has an important writing assignment in Wisconsin. - Editor

RABEFL 2006 - Week 2

Game Results for Week 2

Standings as of Week 2

Schedule for Week 3

Draft Order Week 3

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Game Details for Week 2

Football Attraction, Installment Two - Another Draft

Game Results for Week 2

Roughed-up Suspects	58	Toilet Trainers	50
Tazed and confused	67	Chicken Pluckers	43
Old Kids on the Block	40	GerfluchtWeasels	24
Lay Z Boy	30	Injury Prone	22
Catholic Nun and the Posse	45	Celebrity Organ Donors	26
Backyard Bullies	71	Ebonic Plague	49

Standings as of Week 2

                       Overall              Home      Away    Division  InterDiv
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T  Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Old Kids on the Block  2  0  0   92   47   1  0  0   1  0  0   0  0  0   2  0  0    W 2
Catholic Nun and the   1  1  0   90   84   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  1  0    W 1
Ebonic Plague          0  2  0   93  122   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   0  2  0    L 2
Chicken Pluckers       0  2  0   71  111   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   0  2  0    L 2
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies       2  0  0  115   77   0  0  0   2  0  0   0  0  0   2  0  0    W 2
Toilet Trainers        1  1  0  101  102   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  1  0    L 1
Lay Z Boy              1  1  0   54   68   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  1  0    W 1
GerfluchtWeasels       0  2  0   63   93   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   0  2  0    L 2
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and confused     2  0  0  120   82   1  0  0   1  0  0   0  0  0   2  0  0    W 2
Roughed-up Suspects    2  0  0  116   95   2  0  0   0  0  0   0  0  0   2  0  0    W 2
Celebrity Organ Donor  1  1  0   72   69   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   1  1  0    L 1
Injury Prone           0  2  0   45   82   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0   0  2  0    L 2

Schedule for Week 3

Old Kids on the Block (2-0) at Celebrity Organ Donors (1-1)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (1-1) at Injury Prone (0-2)
Roughed-up Suspects (2-0) at Backyard Bullies (2-0)
Chicken Pluckers (0-2) at GerfluchtWeasels (0-2)
Lay Z Boy (1-1) at Ebonic Plague (0-2)
Tazed and confused (2-0) at Toilet Trainers (1-1)

Draft Order Week 3

1. Ebonic Plague
2. Toilet Trainers
3. Tazed and confused
4. Old Kids on the Block
5. Lay Z Boy
6. Celebrity Organ Donors
7. Catholic Nun and the Posse
8. Backyard Bullies
9. Injury Prone
10. Chicken Pluckers
11. GerfluchtWeasels
12. Roughed-up Suspectsd



Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse            93        90       3     96.77%       2
Backyard Bullies                     120       115       5     95.83%       2
Toilet Trainers                      107       101       6     94.39%       2
Roughed-up Suspects                  131       116      15     88.55%       2
Celebrity Organ Donors                82        72      10     87.80%       2
Ebonic Plague                        106        93      13     87.74%       2
Old Kids on the Block                110        92      18     83.64%       2
Injury Prone                          56        45      11     80.36%       2
GerfluchtWeasels                      79        63      16     79.75%       2
Lay Z Boy                             68        54      14     79.41%       2
Tazed and confused                   153       120      33     78.43%       2
Chicken Pluckers                     110        71      39     64.55%       2



Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    6.00   6.50  13.00     7.50  13.50    46.50
Toilet Trainers                 13.00  19.00   4.50    11.00   3.00    50.50
Tazed and confused               6.50  14.50  13.50    14.50  11.00    60.00
Old Kids on the Block            5.00   9.00  15.00    15.00   2.00    46.00
Lay Z Boy                        0.00   5.50   8.50    11.00   2.00    27.00
Celebrity Organ Donors          11.00  10.50  11.00     2.00   1.50    36.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse      12.50  13.50  10.50     7.50   1.00    45.00
Backyard Bullies                15.00  20.50  10.50     8.00   3.50    57.50
Injury Prone                     4.00   3.00   5.00     4.50   6.00    22.50
Chicken Pluckers                 8.00   8.00   9.00     6.50   4.00    35.50
GerfluchtWeasels                 8.00   6.00   8.50     7.00   2.00    31.50
Roughed-up Suspects              4.50  16.00  19.00    12.00   6.50    58.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.79  11.00  10.67     8.88   4.67    43.00



Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                   12.50  25.00  12.50     7.50   3.50    61.00
Toilet Trainers                  4.00   7.50  15.00    12.00  12.50    51.00
Tazed and confused              10.50  11.50  10.50     5.50   3.00    41.00
Old Kids on the Block            4.50   2.00   5.00     6.00   6.00    23.50
Lay Z Boy                       10.50  10.00   7.50     5.00   1.00    34.00
Celebrity Organ Donors          10.00  11.50   4.50     7.50   1.00    34.50
Catholic Nun and the Posse       4.00  14.00  15.50     5.00   3.50    42.00
Backyard Bullies                 8.00   5.00  12.00     6.00   7.50    38.50
Injury Prone                    -1.00   7.00  16.50    15.50   3.00    41.00
Chicken Pluckers                10.50  15.00  14.50    11.50   4.00    55.50
GerfluchtWeasels                 9.00   9.50   7.00    12.00   9.00    46.50
Roughed-up Suspects             11.00  14.00   7.50    13.00   2.00    47.50
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.79  11.00  10.67     8.88   4.67    43.00

Game Details for Week 2

Backyard Bullies 71 Ebonic Plague 49

Backyard Bullies				at	Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB	McNabb, Donovan	EAGL	14		QB	Palmer, Carson	BNGL	11
RB	Johnson, Rudi	BNGL	17		RB	Foster, DeShaun	PTHR	1
RB	McAllister, Deuce	SNTS	13		RB	Johnson, Larry	CHFS	5
WR	Chambers, Chris	DLPN	8		WR	Bryant, Antonio	49RS	11
WR	Evans, Lee	BILL	0		WR	Fitzgerald, Larry	CARD	2
WR	Holt, Torry	RAMS	7		WR	Walker, Javon	BRNC	3
PK	Team PK, PTHR	PTHR	7		PK	Team PK, CARD	CARD	5
DF	Team Defense, EAGL	EAGL	5		DF	Team Defense, RAVN	RAVN	11
Reserve Players
QB	Favre, Brett	PCKR	16		RB	Bennett, Michael	CHFS	0
RB	Bell, Tatum	BRNC	2		RB	Droughns, Reuben	BRWN	8
RB	Norwood, Jerious	FALC	1		RB	Lundy, Wali	TEXN	0
WR	Clayton, Michael	BUCS	2		WR	Jennings, Greg	PCKR	8
WR	Jenkins, Michael	FALC	0


Catholic Nun and the Posse 45 Celebrity Organ Donors 26

Celebrity Organ Donors				at	Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB	Warner, Kurt	CARD	6		QB	Manning, Peyton	COLT	18
RB	Bell, Mike	BRNC	1		RB	Maroney, Laurence	PATS	8
RB	James, Edgerrin	CARD	3		RB	Westbrook, Brian	EAGL	9
WR	Cotchery, Jerricho	JETS	10		WR	Robinson, Marcus	VIKS	0
WR	Mason, Derrick	RAVN	1		WR	Wayne, Reggie	COLT	5
WR	Moulds, Eric	TEXN	2		TE	Shockey, Jeremy	GIAN	0
PK	Team PK, STLR	STLR	0		PK	Team PK, SEAH	SEAH	3
DF	Team Defense, PATS	PATS	3		DF	Team Defense, VIKS	VIKS	2
Reserve Players
RB	Brown, Chris	TITN	0		QB	Johnson, Brad	VIKS	3
RB	Portis, Clinton	SKNS	0		RB	Fason, Ciatrick	VIKS	0
RB	Rhodes, Dominic	COLT	7		RB	Williams, DeAngelo	PTHR	8
WR	Kennison, Eddie	CHFS	1		WR	Branch, Deion	SEAH	0
WR	Williams, Roy	LION	2
DF	Team Defense, BUCS	BUCS	4


Tazed and confused 67 Chicken Pluckers 43

Chicken Pluckers				at	Tazed and confused
Active Players
QB	Bledsoe, Drew	CWBY	11		QB	Brady, Tom	PATS	5
RB	Dillon, Corey	PATS	9		RB	Alexander, Shaun	SEAH	9
RB	McGahee, Willis	BILL	3		RB	Gore, Frank	49RS	10
WR	Harrison, Marvin	COLT	5		WR	Bruce, Isaac	RAMS	3
WR	Horn, Joe	SNTS	3		WR	Jackson, Darrell	SEAH	11
WR	Muhammad, Muhsin	BEAR	2		WR	Stallworth, Donte'	EAGL	9
PK	Team PK, EAGL	EAGL	6		PK	Team PK, COLT	COLT	14
DF	Team Defense, FALC	FALC	4		DF	Team Defense, BEAR	BEAR	6
Reserve Players
QB	Leftwich, Byron	JGRS	3		QB	Kitna, Jon	LION	8
RB	Jacobs, Brandon	GIAN	1		RB	Jones, Julius	CWBY	2
RB	Jones, Kevin	LION	0		RB	Morris, Maurice	SEAH	2
RB	Taylor, Fred	JGRS	4		WR	Curtis, Kevin	RAMS	0
WR	Glenn, Terry	CWBY	9		WR	Driver, Donald	PCKR	6
WR	Toomer, Amani	GIAN	17		TE	Heap, Todd	RAVN	6


Old Kids on the Block 40 GerfluchtWeasels 24

GerfluchtWeasels				at	Old Kids on the Block
Active Players
QB	Bulger, Marc	RAMS	6		QB	Brees, Drew	SNTS	10
RB	Barlow, Kevan	JETS	1		RB	Dunn, Warrick	FALC	5
RB	Parker, Willie	STLR	0		RB	Jackson, Steven	RAMS	4
WR	Boldin, Anquan	CARD	2		WR	Johnson, Andre	TEXN	8
WR	Williamson, Troy	VIKS	4		WR	Owens, Terrell	CWBY	0
TE	Cooley, Chris	SKNS	0		TE	Gates, Antonio	CHGR	2
PK	Team PK, BRNC	BRNC	9		PK	Team PK, RAMS	RAMS	9
DF	Team Defense, GIAN	GIAN	2		DF	Team Defense, BRNC	BRNC	2
Reserve Players
QB	Manning, Eli	GIAN	17		QB	Green, Trent	CHFS	0
RB	Green, Ahman	PCKR	1		RB	Anderson, Mike	RAVN	7
WR	Edwards, Braylon	BRWN	4		RB	Henry, Travis	TITN	0
WR	Smith, Steve	PTHR	0		WR	Galloway, Joey	BUCS	6
					WR	Wilford, Ernest	JGRS	1


Lay Z Boy 30 Injury Prone 22

Injury Prone				at	Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB	Hasselbeck, Matt	SEAH	5		QB	Brooks, Aaron	RDRS	-2
RB	Jones, Thomas	BEAR	2		RB	Barber, Tiki	GIAN	4
RB	Williams, Carnell	BUCS	1		RB	Jordan, LaMont	RDRS	1
WR	Johnson, Keyshawn	PTHR	4		WR	Coles, Laveranues	JETS	10
WR	Jones, Matt	JGRS	2		WR	Moss, Randy	RDRS	1
WR	Smith, Rod	BRNC	0		WR	Moss, Santana	SKNS	2
PK	Team PK, GIAN	GIAN	6		PK	Team PK, BNGL	BNGL	10
DF	Team Defense, STLR	STLR	2		DF	Team Defense, PTHR	PTHR	4
Reserve Players
QB	Plummer, Jake	BRNC	1		RB	Barber, Marion	CWBY	8
QB	Roethlisberger, Ben	STLR	0		RB	White, LenDale	TITN	0
RB	Addai, Joseph	COLT	8		WR	Houshmandzadeh, T.J.	BNGL	0
WR	Taylor, Travis	VIKS	2		WR	McCardell, Keenan	CHGR	2
PK	Team PK, RDRS	RDRS	8
DF	Team Defense, DLPN	DLPN	1


Roughed-Up Suspects 58 Toilet Trainers 50

Toilet Trainers				at	Roughed-Up Suspects
Active Players
QB	Vick, Michael	FALC	15		QB	Culpepper, Daunte	DLPN	7
RB	Lewis, Jamal	RAVN	2		RB	Brown, Ronnie	DLPN	4
RB	Tomlinson, LaDainian	CHGR	16		RB	Taylor, Chester	VIKS	4
WR	Burleson, Nate	SEAH	0		WR	Burress, Plaxico	GIAN	10
WR	White, Roddy	FALC	-1		WR	Johnson, Chad	BNGL	9
TE	Gonzalez, Tony	CHFS	0		WR	Ward, Hines	STLR	1
PK	Team PK, VIKS	VIKS	14		PK	Team PK, RAVN	RAVN	14
DF	Team Defense, COLT	COLT	4		DF	Team Defense, JGRS	JGRS	9
Reserve Players
QB	Delhomme, Jake	PTHR	3		QB	McNair, Steve	RAVN	5
RB	Bush, Reggie	SNTS	2		RB	Benson, Cedric	BEAR	1
RB	Richardson, Tony	VIKS	0		WR	Brown, Reggie	EAGL	6
WR	Brown, Troy	PATS	2		WR	Jurevicius, Joe	BRWN	0
WR	Williams, Reggie	JGRS	3
PK	Team PK, FALC	FALC	2

DISCLAIMER - Not responsible for the effects of this site. By viewing this page, you implicitly agree to tolerate all the spelling errors, grammatical mistakes, inaccuracies, bad jokes, and fine print.