Well I bet that you're sitting there
in your big ole' comfy chair
getting tortured by some Spanish priests you don't know
Well besides the comfy chair
there's the feather
Best beware
And pretty soon we'll get to the main punchline Chorus 1:
That no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
No, they don't expect it, they don't expect it at all
Because there's two things to know about the Spanish Inquisition
You see there's two, no three, three things
we must impart to you
There's three, no there's four things
that we want to tell you
But first there's this extra piano solo (Attempted piano jamming over verse)
Chorus 2:You see, no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
No, they don't expect it, they don't expect it at all
Because there's two things to know about the Spanish Inquisition
You see there's two, no three, three things
we must impart to you
There's three, no there's four things
that we wanted to tell you
But now we're at the end of this parody song
Tag: (slows)
Yes, not we're at the end of this parody song
(Instrumental flourish out)