Another MX Bob Lyric - Miss Missouri
(sung to the tune of Miss Misery by Nazareth)

Since you came into this world
It's the same old situation
All through school
The boys chased you
All their dates would end in frustration.

Walking smiley on the stage
I just keep staring at you
A strange brilliant thought just comes to me
And now I know that I must have you

Tryin' to break the spell you hold on me

You're Miss Missouri
That smile is for me
Set me free, set me free
Please, please, please

Since that day, I wrote to you
Left messages with your agent
No reply
I wonder why
You must know how much I really love you

You know I've got to find my way
Find my way to your home
Gonna get your schedule
So I can meet you when you're alone

Can't seem to break the spell you hold on me

You're Miss Missouri
But so much more to me
Meet with me, meet with me
Please, please, please

(Jam on the guitar for a while)

But now I can't stop myself
I'm living in a nightmare
Evil schemes
There not dreams
In her apartment, I'm waiting there

But then the police come in
Ratted out by the porter
I want to see her but I'm not allowed
I'm stopped by the restraining order

Goin' to blame the spell you cast on me

You're Miss Missouri
I can't let you be
Set me free, set me free
Please, please, please