Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 7
Game Results for Week 7 Couch Lovin Mammals 41 Hi Definition Weasels 37 River Lake Stars 46 Lay Z Boy 20 Bar Stool Buddies 59 Catholic Nun and the Posse 42 Injury Prone 50 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 34 Sewage Serpents 78 Ebonic Plague 40 Standings as of Week 7 Overall Home Away Division W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T Black Labrador Division Sewage Serpents 5 2 0 407 313 2 2 0 3 0 0 2 2 0 Injury Prone 5 2 0 327 294 3 1 0 2 1 0 2 2 0 Lay Z Boy 4 2 1 289 300 1 1 1 3 1 0 2 1 1 Catholic Nun and the 4 3 0 302 284 1 3 0 3 0 0 2 2 0 Couch Lovin Mammals 2 4 1 314 354 0 2 0 2 2 1 1 2 1 Some sort of Spaniel Division Ebonic Plague 5 2 0 342 321 4 1 0 1 1 0 4 0 0 Bar Stool Buddies 4 3 0 354 323 1 2 0 3 1 0 2 2 0 River Lake Stars 4 3 0 319 307 2 1 0 2 2 0 3 1 0 Electric Donkey Botto 1 6 0 262 365 0 3 0 1 3 0 1 3 0 Hi Definition Weasels 0 7 0 313 368 0 4 0 0 3 0 0 4 0 Schedule for Week 8 Lay Z Boy (4-2-1) at Bar Stool Buddies (4-3) Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-3) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (1-6) Injury Prone (5-2) at Ebonic Plague (5-2) Sewage Serpents (5-2) at Hi Definition Weasels (0-7) Couch Lovin Mammals (2-4-1) at River Lake Stars (4-3) Draft Order Week 8 1. Hi Definition Weasels 2. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 3. Couch Lovin Mammals 4. Catholic Nun and the Posse 5. River Lake Stars 6. Bar Stool Buddies 7. Lay Z Boy 8. Injury Prone 9. Ebonic Plague 10. Sewage Serpents Points Played Percentages Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games Points Points Lost Played Played Catholic Nun and the Posse 340 302 38 88.82% 7 Ebonic Plague 391 342 49 87.47% 7 Hi Definition Weasels 358 313 45 87.43% 7 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 301 262 39 87.04% 7 Sewage Serpents 470 407 63 86.60% 7 Lay Z Boy 337 289 48 85.76% 7 Couch Lovin Mammals 377 314 63 83.29% 7 River Lake Stars 390 319 71 81.79% 7 Injury Prone 404 327 77 80.94% 7 Bar Stool Buddies 448 354 94 79.02% 7 Average Active Points by Position per Game Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL Sewage Serpents 5.29 16.57 25.14 7.86 3.29 58.14 River Lake Stars 9.43 12.71 13.00 5.71 4.71 45.57 Couch Lovin Mammals 5.71 15.29 14.00 7.29 2.57 44.86 Bar Stool Buddies 13.57 10.00 10.14 9.00 7.86 50.57 Lay Z Boy 5.14 17.29 8.43 6.43 4.00 41.29 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 5.29 11.57 11.57 5.57 3.43 37.43 Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.57 11.00 10.71 11.29 2.57 43.14 Ebonic Plague 17.14 7.43 13.43 6.57 4.29 48.86 Injury Prone 11.14 14.57 11.57 7.43 2.00 46.71 Hi Definition Weasels 14.00 8.71 14.71 3.86 3.43 44.71 LEAGUE AVERAGES 9.43 12.51 13.27 7.10 3.81 46.13 Opponent Averages Report Through Week 7 Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average Catholic Nun and the 43.14 48.00 40.57 -7.43 Injury Prone 46.71 45.73 42.00 -3.73 Lay Z Boy 41.29 45.80 42.86 -2.94 River Lake Stars 45.57 46.31 43.86 -2.45 Ebonic Plague 48.86 46.35 45.86 -0.49 Sewage Serpents 58.14 43.98 44.71 0.73 Bar Stool Buddies 50.57 44.47 46.14 1.67 Couch Lovin Mammals 44.86 47.63 50.57 2.94 Electric Donkey Bott 37.43 47.98 52.14 4.16 Hi Definition Weasel 44.71 45.04 52.57 7.53 Game Details
Bar Stool Buddies 59   Catholic Nun and the Posse 42 Bar Stool Buddies (4-3) broke their three game losing streak and moved within a game of first in the SSOS division. League posers, Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-3), continued their inevitable slide out of playoff contention. |
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Bar Stool Buddies | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
Active Players | ||||||||
QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 22 | QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 8 | |
RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 1 | RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 13 | |
RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 8 | RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 1 | |
WR | Hilliard, Ike | GIAN | 1 | WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 0 | |
WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 10 | WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 3 | |
TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 0 | WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 0 | |
PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 4 | PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 12 | |
DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 13 | DF | Team Defense, LION | LION | 5 | |
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QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 8 | QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 11 | |
RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 0 | RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 0 | |
WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 1 | RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 9 | |
WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 8 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 0 | |
PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 7 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | |
DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 10 | PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 6 | |
Couch Lovin Mammals 41   Hi Definition Weasels 37 In the second match-up between two of the “Terrible Three”, Couch Lovin’ Mammals (2-4-1) continued Hi Definition Weasel’s (0-7) “no programming available” season. With nothing left to go for but the record for most ties in a season, the Mammies called foul when the Defs held out David Givens instead of using him to replace the injured Moss or Stallworth. |
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Couch Lovin Mammals | at | Hi Definition Weasels | ||||||
Active Players | ||||||||
QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 3 | QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 18 | |
RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 18 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 12 | |
RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 2 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 0 | |
WR | Morgan, Quincy | CWBY | 3 | WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 0 | |
WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 3 | WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 0 | |
WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 2 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 1 | |
PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 8 | PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 4 | |
DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, TITN | TITN | 2 | |
Reserve Players | ||||||||
QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 0 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 12 | |
RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 0 | WR | Evans, Lee | BILL | 0 | |
RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 3 | WR | Givens, David | PATS | 4 | |
WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 0 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 0 | |
WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 0 | TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | |
DF | Team Defense, JETS | JETS | 2 | PK | Team PK, 49RS | 49RS | 0 | |
Sewage Serpents 78   Ebonic Plague 40 Riding huge games by superstar Priest Holmes, Terrell Owens, and Javon Walker, Sewage Serpents (5-2) continued their stranglehold on the overall points race while staying tied for first in the Black Lab division. SSOS Division leader Ebonic Plague (5-2) came out flat for the big game, with Emmitt Smith, of all people, leading them in points. |
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Ebonic Plague | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
Active Players | ||||||||
QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 7 | QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 1 | |
RB | Smith, Emmitt | CARD | 11 | RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 29 | |
RB | Zereoue, Amos | RDRS | 2 | RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 6 | |
WR | Clayton, Michael | BUCS | 8 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 16 | |
WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 0 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 7 | |
WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 4 | WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 11 | |
PK | Team PK, TITN | TITN | 4 | PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 6 | |
DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 2 | |
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QB | Carr, David | TEXN | 0 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | |
RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 0 | RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 6 | |
RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 0 | WR | Warrick, Peter | BNGL | 0 | |
RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 1 | WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 8 | |
WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 8 | PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 8 | |
PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 8 | DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 1 | |
Injury Prone 50   Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 34 Injury Prone (5-2) stayed in a tie for a first in the BL Div, beating back Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (1-6) and their hole filled line-up. After the game, Dillon was running his mouth again. “We’re 5-2 too, but the so called experts like snakes and gibberish talkers.” |
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Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | at | Injury Prone | ||||||
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QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 1 | QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 13 | |
RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 10 | RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 4 | |
RB | Smith, Antowain | TITN | 0 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 5 | |
WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 0 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 3 | |
WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 14 | WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 8 | |
WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 1 | WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 3 | |
PK | Team PK, SNTS | SNTS | 8 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 12 | |
DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 0 | DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 2 | |
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RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 0 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 4 | |
RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 5 | |
WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 2 | RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 3 | |
TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 1 | RB | George, Eddie | CWBY | 7 | |
TE | Graham, Daniel | PATS | 0 | WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 11 | |
PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 9 | PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 7 | |
River Lakes Stars 46   Lay Z Boy 20 By Doctor Ice Dog
River Lake Stars, 4-3 |
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River Lakes Stars | at | Lay Z Boy | ||||||
Active Players | ||||||||
QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 7 | QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 3 | |
RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRNC | 3 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 2 | |
RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 6 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 4 | |
WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 10 | WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 0 | |
WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 11 | WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | 2 | |
WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 1 | WR | Stokley, Brandon | COLT | 3 | |
PK | Team PK, JETS | JETS | 1 | PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 2 | |
DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 7 | DF | Team Defense, BUCS | BUCS | 4 | |
Reserve Players | ||||||||
QB | Warner, Kurt | GIAN | 6 | QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 6 | |
RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 2 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 0 | |
RB | Griffin, Quentin | BRNC | 0 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 0 | |
RB | Williams, Moe | VIKS | 6 | WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 0 | |
WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 0 | WR | Caldwell, Reche | CHGR | 0 | |
TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 2 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 0 | |