Bar Stool Buddies (4-3) broke their three game losing streak and moved within a game of first in the SSOS division. League posers, Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-3), continued their inevitable slide out of playoff contention.

In the second match-up between two of the “Terrible Three”, Couch Lovin’ Mammals (2-4-1) continued Hi Definition Weasel’s (0-7) “no programming available” season. With nothing left to go for but the record for most ties in a season, the Mammies called foul when the Defs held out David Givens instead of using him to replace the injured Moss or Stallworth.

Riding huge games by superstar Priest Holmes, Terrell Owens, and Javon Walker, Sewage Serpents (5-2) continued their stranglehold on the overall points race while staying tied for first in the Black Lab division. SSOS Division leader Ebonic Plague (5-2) came out flat for the big game, with Emmitt Smith, of all people, leading them in points.

Injury Prone (5-2) stayed in a tie for a first in the BL Div, beating back Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (1-6) and their hole filled line-up. After the game, Dillon was running his mouth again. “We’re 5-2 too, but the so called experts like snakes and gibberish talkers.”

By Doctor Ice Dog

River Lake Stars, 4-3
moved back to a within a game of first, what a ya kiddin me?
Their steady but unspectacular effort proving to be
more than enough, but don’t you see?
Lay Z Boy may still be 4-2-1, but on this day
they were fully reclined, sitting on their buns
been used, come on
(scratchy scratchy)
Do’h
(scratchy, scratch, scratch)
[Repeat last three lines for a long time]
...
No Mo’