1. Sewage Serpents, 4-2, Tied for 2nd, Black Labrador Division, Odds: 3-1 Leading the Overall Points race, the Vick and Holmes lead Serps have a deep line-up that could do damage come play-off time. Inconsistency by a few of the big guns contributed to both losses, but if they settle in, look out. 2. Ebonic Plague, 5-1, 1st place, Some sort of Spaniel Division, Odds: 5-1 The Ebs are defying conventional wisdom and riding a red-hot quarterback and strong receiving corps to the best record in the league. The fact that the QB wears purple does remain a constant source of irritation to the management and their running back situation is sketchy at best. Still, if Daunte stays healthy and keeps getting to play against defenses such as the Saints and Bears, they could go far. 3. Lay Z Boy, 4-1-1, 1st Place, Black Labrador Division, , Odds: 9-1 The Lays have put together a four game winning streak, despite having to cob together a make-shift line-up. Really need Alexander, Faulk, and Coles to stay healthy. 4. Bar Stool Buddies, 3-3, Tied for 2nd, Some sort of Spaniel Division, Odds: 11-1 Though reeling from a three game losing streak, the two time defending Souper Bowl champions can not be counted out come play-off time. If Portis and McNabb get untracked, it could be three-peat time. 5. Injury Prone, 4-2, Tied for 2nd, Black Labrador Division, Odds: 18-1 A line-up consisting of hot and cold players, they may score 80 or 30. Need to have some players show more consistency to make a play-off run. 6. River Lake Stars, 3-3, Tied for 2nd, Some sort of Spaniel Division, Odds: 20.-1 A team that is very balanced, but other than LT, no players that scare you. Could still put on a late season charge, but need to shore up their Points Played Percentage problems. 7. Catholic Nun and the Posse, 4-2, Tied for 2nd, Black Labrador Division, Odds: 43 -1 Weak offensive performance by their opponents give the Caths a misleading record. Look for them to be the team in the Black Lab division that misses the playoffs. 8. Couch Lovin Mammals, 1-4-1, 5th place, Black Labrador Division, Odds: 394-1 One of the “Terrible Three”, there is still a chance they could make the playoffs, but it doesn’t look good. With the second worst in Points Against in the league and a middle of the road offense, the Mammies look to make an early exit. 9. Hi Definition Weasels, 0-6, 5th place, Some sort of Spaniel Division, Odds: 783.-1 A glaring hole at the running back position is worsened by a league worst Points Against total. Look for the Defs to steal some wins from contenders down the stretch. 10. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters, 1-5, 4th place, Some sort of Spaniel Division, Odds: 2112.-1 With their best points output of the season being 42, the (No Go) Botts really bite. Speculation was raised when a salesman for White Flags R Us was seen at team headquarters.