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Game Results for Week 2

Standings as of Week 2

Schedule for Week 3

Draft Order Week 3

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points by Position per Game

Game Details


Game Results for Week 2
Bar Stool Buddies  51   Inappropriate Figurines  40
Catholic Nun and the Posse  41   Lay Z Boy  22
Ebonic Plague  52   Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  36
Injury Prone  52   Sewage Serpents  45
Extended Area  51   Hi Definition Weasels  44


Standings as of Week  2
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Itchy Division
Catholic Nun and the   2  0  0   82   58   1  0  0   1  0  0   2  0  0
Sewage Serpents        1  1  0  109  100   1  1  0   0  0  0   0  1  0
Injury Prone           1  1  0   88   86   0  1  0   1  0  0   1  1  0
Inappropriate Figurine 0  1  1  102  113   0  1  0   0  0  1   0  0  1
Lay Z Boy              0  1  1   84  103   0  0  1   0  1  0   0  1  1
Scratchy Division
Bar Stool Buddies      2  0  0  105   77   0  0  0   2  0  0   1  0  0
Ebonic Plague          2  0  0   99   77   1  0  0   1  0  0   2  0  0
Extended Area          1  1  0   99  108   1  0  0   0  1  0   1  0  0
Hi Definition Weasels  0  2  0   85   98   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  2  0
Electric Donkey Botto  0  2  0   73  106   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  2  0


Schedule for Week 3
Lay Z Boy (0-1-1) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (0-2)
Sewage Serpents (1-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-0)
Extended Area (1-1) at Ebonic Plague (2-0)
Inappropriate Figurines (0-1-1) at Injury Prone (1-1)
Hi Definition Weasels (0-2) at Bar Stool Buddies (2-0)


Draft Order Week 3
1. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  2. Hi Definition Weasels  3. Lay Z Boy
4. Inappropriate Figurines  5. Injury Prone  6. Extended Area
7. Sewage Serpents  8. Catholic Nun and the Posse  9. Ebonic Plague
10. Bar Stool Buddies


                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters         79        73       6     92.41%       2
Ebonic Plague                        112        99      13     88.39%       2
Lay Z Boy                             96        84      12     87.50%       2
Catholic Nun and the Posse            96        82      14     85.42%       2
Hi Definition Weasels                104        85      19     81.73%       2
Injury Prone                         111        88      23     79.28%       2
Inappropriate Figurines              129       102      27     79.07%       2
Sewage Serpents                      141       109      32     77.30%       2
Extended Area                        135        99      36     73.33%       2
Bar Stool Buddies                    146       105      41     71.92%       2


                    Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  7.50  18.00  18.50     6.50   4.00    54.50
Extended Area                   12.00  14.00  13.00     8.00   2.50    49.50
Inappropriate Figurines          6.00  22.50  14.00     8.00   0.50    51.00
Bar Stool Buddies               19.50  11.50   6.00     9.50   6.00    52.50
Lay Z Boy                        6.00  19.00   3.50     8.50   5.00    42.00
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters    6.00  12.50   9.50     5.00   3.50    36.50
Catholic Nun and the Posse      11.50   9.00  12.50     6.00   2.00    41.00
Ebonic Plague                   16.50   8.50  14.00     6.50   4.00    49.50
Injury Prone                     6.50  14.50  14.50     5.50   3.00    44.00
Hi Definition Weasels            9.00   2.00  19.50     6.00   6.00    42.50
LEAGUE AVERAGES                 10.05  13.15  12.50     6.95   3.65    46.30



Game Details
Bar Stool Buddies  51   Inappropriate Figurines  40

Playing with the benefit of Viking tackling, Donavon McNabb powered Bar Stool Buddies (2-0) past (completely) Inappropriate Figurines (0-1-1). If not for fossilaphobia, the irrational fear of playing someone named Curtis Martin, the Inapps could be 2-0.

 
Bar Stool Buddies at Inappropriate Figurines
Active Players
QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 18   QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 5
RB Henry, Travis BILL 2   RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 4
RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 7   RB Green, Ahman PCKR 4
WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 3   WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 9
WR Muhammad, Muhsin PTHR 1   WR Morgan, Quincy BRWN 0
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 2   WR Moulds, Eric BILL 7
PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 7   PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 11
DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 11   DF Team Defense, RAMS RAMS 0
Reserve Players
QB Brooks, Aaron SNTS 16   QB McNair, Steve TITN 8
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 12   RB Gordon, Lamar DLPN 1
WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 2   RB Martin, Curtis JETS 17
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 3   WR Gardner, Rod SKNS 2
PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 5   WR Price, Peerless FALC 0
DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 6   WR Toomer, Amani GIAN 2
 
 
Ebonic Plague  52   Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  36

Kevan (Weatherman) Barlow lived up to his 2002 expectations, helping Ebonic Plague (2-0) short circuit Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (0-2) game plan. The Bite’s Garcia to Winslow connection combined for one broken leg and minus one point.

 
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters at Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB Garcia, Jeff BRWN -1   QB Culpepper, Daunte VIKS 8
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 2   RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 16
RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 14   RB Jones, Julius CWBY -1
WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 2   WR Holt, Torry RAMS 10
WR Robinson, Koren SEAH 8   WR Horn, Joe SNTS 9
TE Winslow, Kellen BRWN 0   WR Porter, Jerry RDRS 1
PK Team PK, CWBY CWBY 5   PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 5
DF Team Defense, CWBY CWBY 6   DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 4
Reserve Players
RB Jones, Kevin LION 2   QB Carr, David TEXN 13
RB Staley, Duce STLR 2   RB Dayne, Ron GIAN 0
RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 2   RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 0
WR Bennett, Drew TITN 3   RB Williams, Ricky COLT 0
WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 2   WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 1
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 1   WR McCareins, Justin JETS 0
 
 
Extended Area  51   Hi Definition Weasels  44

Running Back rich Extended Area (1-1) got in the win column, defeating division rival Hi Definition Weasels (0-2). T.J. Houshmandzadeh sat on the bench. This is of no significance what so ever. Just wanted to prove the spelling was correct.

 
Hi Definition Weasels at Extended Area
Active Players
QB Manning, Peyton COLT 12   QB Brady, Tom PATS 8
RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 2   RB Griffin, Quentin BRNC 2
RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 2   RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 12
WR Givens, David PATS 4   WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 2
WR Moss, Randy VIKS 8   WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 1
WR Stallworth, Donte' SNTS 10   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 10
PK Team PK, LION LION 4   PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 12
DF Team Defense, TITN TITN 2   DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 4
Reserve Players
QB Favre, Brett PCKR 6   QB Brunell, Mark SKNS 4
RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 0   RB Brown, Chris TITN 12
WR Evans, Lee BILL 2   RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 12
WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 0   RB Williams, Moe VIKS 0
TE Mili, Itula SEAH 0   WR Branch, Deion PATS 0
TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 1   WR Hall, Dante CHFS 0
 
 
Injury Prone  52   Sewage Serpents  45

In the first of at least two family feud games this season, Injury Prone (1-1) slithered past Sewage Serpents (1-1) and out of the division basement. The Edge’s 16-8 point edge over Priest (and a Parrot walk into a bar) Holmes proved to be the difference in the game.

 
Injury Prone at Sewage Serpents
Active Players
QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 6   QB Vick, Michael FALC 10
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 6   RB Garner, Charlie BUCS 3
RB James, Edgerrin COLT 16   RB Holmes, Priest CHFS 8
WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 4   WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 9
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 8   WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 0
WR Mason, Derrick TITN 4   WR Walker, Javon PCKR 4
PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 4   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 7
DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 4   DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 4
Reserve Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 1   RB Davis, Stephen PTHR 0
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 4   RB McGahee, Willis BILL 0
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 13   WR Warrick, Peter BNGL 2
RB George, Eddie CWBY 8   WR Williams, Roy LION 14
WR Driver, Donald PCKR 1   PK Team PK, PATS PATS 11
PK Team PK, BUCS BUCS 6   DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 1
 
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse  41   Lay Z Boy  22

Solid, if not unspectacular, scores across the board were more than enough for Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-0) to outweigh Lay Z Boy (0-1-1) ‘s measly points total. “I’m not using injuries as an excuse” claimed the Z coach ,”Oh wait. Did I say not use?”

 
Lay Z Boy at Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 1   QB Pennington, Chad JETS 12
RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 1   RB Smith, Onterrio VIKS 3
RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 6   RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 3
WR Burress, Plaxico STLR 1   WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 2
WR Coles, Laveranues SKNS 4   WR Moss, Santana JETS 3
WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 0   WR Ward, Hines STLR 12
PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 6   PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 4
DF Team Defense, BUCS BUCS 3   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 2
Reserve Players
QB Testaverde, Vinny CWBY 6   QB Harrington, Joey LION 13
RB Bennett, Michael VIKS 0   RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS -1
RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 0   RB Suggs, Lee BRWN 0
WR Davis, Andre' BRWN 1   WR Hakim, Az-Zahir LION 1
WR Rogers, Charles LION 0   TE Heap, Todd RAVN 1
WR Smith, Steve PTHR 0   PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 10