Average Active Points by Position per Game
Game Results for Week 2
Bar Stool Buddies 51 Inappropriate Figurines 40
Catholic Nun and the Posse 41 Lay Z Boy 22
Ebonic Plague 52 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 36
Injury Prone 52 Sewage Serpents 45
Extended Area 51 Hi Definition Weasels 44
Standings as of Week 2
Overall Home Away Division
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T
Itchy Division
Catholic Nun and the 2 0 0 82 58 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0
Sewage Serpents 1 1 0 109 100 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Injury Prone 1 1 0 88 86 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0
Inappropriate Figurine 0 1 1 102 113 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1
Lay Z Boy 0 1 1 84 103 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 1
Scratchy Division
Bar Stool Buddies 2 0 0 105 77 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0
Ebonic Plague 2 0 0 99 77 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0
Extended Area 1 1 0 99 108 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
Hi Definition Weasels 0 2 0 85 98 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0
Electric Donkey Botto 0 2 0 73 106 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0
Schedule for Week 3
Lay Z Boy (0-1-1) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (0-2)
Sewage Serpents (1-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-0)
Extended Area (1-1) at Ebonic Plague (2-0)
Inappropriate Figurines (0-1-1) at Injury Prone (1-1)
Hi Definition Weasels (0-2) at Bar Stool Buddies (2-0)
Draft Order Week 3
1. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 2. Hi Definition Weasels 3. Lay Z Boy
4. Inappropriate Figurines 5. Injury Prone 6. Extended Area
7. Sewage Serpents 8. Catholic Nun and the Posse 9. Ebonic Plague
10. Bar Stool Buddies
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 79 73 6 92.41% 2
Ebonic Plague 112 99 13 88.39% 2
Lay Z Boy 96 84 12 87.50% 2
Catholic Nun and the Posse 96 82 14 85.42% 2
Hi Definition Weasels 104 85 19 81.73% 2
Injury Prone 111 88 23 79.28% 2
Inappropriate Figurines 129 102 27 79.07% 2
Sewage Serpents 141 109 32 77.30% 2
Extended Area 135 99 36 73.33% 2
Bar Stool Buddies 146 105 41 71.92% 2
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 7.50 18.00 18.50 6.50 4.00 54.50
Extended Area 12.00 14.00 13.00 8.00 2.50 49.50
Inappropriate Figurines 6.00 22.50 14.00 8.00 0.50 51.00
Bar Stool Buddies 19.50 11.50 6.00 9.50 6.00 52.50
Lay Z Boy 6.00 19.00 3.50 8.50 5.00 42.00
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 6.00 12.50 9.50 5.00 3.50 36.50
Catholic Nun and the Posse 11.50 9.00 12.50 6.00 2.00 41.00
Ebonic Plague 16.50 8.50 14.00 6.50 4.00 49.50
Injury Prone 6.50 14.50 14.50 5.50 3.00 44.00
Hi Definition Weasels 9.00 2.00 19.50 6.00 6.00 42.50
LEAGUE AVERAGES 10.05 13.15 12.50 6.95 3.65 46.30
Game Details
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Bar Stool Buddies 51 Inappropriate Figurines 40 Playing with the benefit of Viking tackling, Donavon McNabb powered Bar Stool Buddies (2-0) past (completely) Inappropriate Figurines (0-1-1). If not for fossilaphobia, the irrational fear of playing someone named Curtis Martin, the Inapps could be 2-0. |
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| Bar Stool Buddies | at | Inappropriate Figurines | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 18 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 5 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 2 | RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 4 | |
| RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 7 | RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 4 | |
| WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 3 | WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 9 | |
| WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 1 | WR | Morgan, Quincy | BRWN | 0 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 2 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 7 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 7 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 11 | |
| DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 11 | DF | Team Defense, RAMS | RAMS | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 16 | QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 8 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 12 | RB | Gordon, Lamar | DLPN | 1 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 2 | RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 17 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 3 | WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 5 | WR | Price, Peerless | FALC | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 6 | WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 2 | |
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Ebonic Plague 52 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 36 Kevan (Weatherman) Barlow lived up to his 2002 expectations, helping Ebonic Plague (2-0) short circuit Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (0-2) game plan. The Bite’s Garcia to Winslow connection combined for one broken leg and minus one point. |
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| Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | at | Ebonic Plague | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Garcia, Jeff | BRWN | -1 | QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 8 | |
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 2 | RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 16 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 14 | RB | Jones, Julius | CWBY | -1 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 2 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 10 | |
| WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 8 | WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 9 | |
| TE | Winslow, Kellen | BRWN | 0 | WR | Porter, Jerry | RDRS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 5 | PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 6 | DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Jones, Kevin | LION | 2 | QB | Carr, David | TEXN | 13 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 2 | RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 0 | |
| RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 2 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 3 | RB | Williams, Ricky | COLT | 0 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 2 | WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 1 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 1 | WR | McCareins, Justin | JETS | 0 | |
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Extended Area 51 Hi Definition Weasels 44 Running Back rich Extended Area (1-1) got in the win column, defeating division rival Hi Definition Weasels (0-2). T.J. Houshmandzadeh sat on the bench. This is of no significance what so ever. Just wanted to prove the spelling was correct. |
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| Hi Definition Weasels | at | Extended Area | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 12 | QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 8 | |
| RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 2 | RB | Griffin, Quentin | BRNC | 2 | |
| RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 2 | RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 12 | |
| WR | Givens, David | PATS | 4 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 2 | |
| WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 8 | WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 1 | |
| WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 10 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 10 | |
| PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 4 | PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 12 | |
| DF | Team Defense, TITN | TITN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 6 | QB | Brunell, Mark | SKNS | 4 | |
| RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 0 | RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 12 | |
| WR | Evans, Lee | BILL | 2 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 12 | |
| WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 0 | RB | Williams, Moe | VIKS | 0 | |
| TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 0 | |
| TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 1 | WR | Hall, Dante | CHFS | 0 | |
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Injury Prone 52 Sewage Serpents 45 In the first of at least two family feud games this season, Injury Prone (1-1) slithered past Sewage Serpents (1-1) and out of the division basement. The Edge’s 16-8 point edge over Priest (and a Parrot walk into a bar) Holmes proved to be the difference in the game. |
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| Injury Prone | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 6 | QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 10 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 6 | RB | Garner, Charlie | BUCS | 3 | |
| RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 16 | RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 8 | |
| WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 4 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 9 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 8 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 4 | WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 4 | |
| PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 4 | PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 7 | |
| DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 4 | DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 1 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | |
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 4 | RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 0 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 13 | WR | Warrick, Peter | BNGL | 2 | |
| RB | George, Eddie | CWBY | 8 | WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 14 | |
| WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 1 | PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 11 | |
| PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 6 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 1 | |
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 41 Lay Z Boy 22 Solid, if not unspectacular, scores across the board were more than enough for Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-0) to outweigh Lay Z Boy (0-1-1) ‘s measly points total. “I’m not using injuries as an excuse” claimed the Z coach ,”Oh wait. Did I say not use?” |
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| Lay Z Boy | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 1 | QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 12 | |
| RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 1 | RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 3 | |
| RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 6 | RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 3 | |
| WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 1 | WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 2 | |
| WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 4 | WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 3 | |
| WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | 0 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 12 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 6 | PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BUCS | BUCS | 3 | DF | Team Defense, VIKS | VIKS | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Testaverde, Vinny | CWBY | 6 | QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 13 | |
| RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 0 | RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | -1 | |
| RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 0 | RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 0 | |
| WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 1 | WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 1 | |
| WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 0 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 1 | |
| WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 0 | PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 10 | |