Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 12
Game Results for Week 12
Vermin Bowl
Hi Definition Weasels 53 Catholic Nun and the Posse 46
Other Games
Sewage Serpents 61 Couch Lovin Mammals 43
Bar Stool Buddies 87 River Lake Stars 68
Injury Prone 56 Lay Z Boy 55
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 61 Ebonic Plague 25
Standings as of Week 12
Overall Home Away Division Last 5
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T
Black Labrador Division
Sewage Serpents 9 3 0 680 553 4 2 0 5 1 0 5 2 0 4 1 0
Injury Prone 8 3 1 597 518 4 2 0 4 1 1 4 3 1 3 1 1
Lay Z Boy 8 3 1 581 528 3 1 1 5 2 0 4 2 1 4 1 0
Catholic Nun and the 4 7 1 524 558 1 4 1 3 3 0 2 4 1 0 4 1
Couch Lovin Mammals 2 9 1 504 650 0 5 0 2 4 1 1 5 1 0 5 0
Some sort of Spaniel Division
Bar Stool Buddies 8 4 0 658 600 3 3 0 5 1 0 5 2 0 4 1 0
River Lake Stars 7 5 0 615 615 3 3 0 4 2 0 5 3 0 3 2 0
Ebonic Plague 6 6 0 568 551 4 3 0 2 3 0 5 2 0 1 4 0
Electric Donkey Botto 4 8 0 511 591 2 4 0 2 4 0 2 5 0 3 2 0
Hi Definition Weasels 2 10 0 593 667 0 7 0 2 3 0 1 6 0 2 3 0
Last Week Scenario
It’s a straight-up battle for the BlackLabDiv crown as Sewage Serpents (9-3) takes a slim ½
game lead to Living Space, the neo-Prussian home field of Lay Z Boy (8-3-1). Because of tie-breakers
and the two other contenders playing each other, Injury Prone (8-3-1) cannot win the division,
but is still battling for second.
Meanwhile, the SSOS Division is all but decided. For the River Lake Stars (7-5) to win the division,
they must win, Bar Stool Buddies (8-4) must lose, and the Rivs need to outscore the Stools by 44.
Ebonic Plague (6-5) can still salvage second with a win and a Lake loss.
The once almost 100 point lead in the overall point race as been cut considerably. The Serps now lead
by a much less comfortable 22 points over former co-owner, now bitter rival, Stools.
Schedule for Week 13
Injury Prone (8-3-1) at River Lake Stars (7-5)
Sewage Serpents (9-3) at Lay Z Boy (8-3-1)
Ebonic Plague (6-6) at Bar Stool Buddies (8-4)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-7-1) at Couch Lovin Mammals (2-9-1)
Hi Definition Weasels (2-10) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (4-8)
In a brilliant stroke of advanced scheduling, the four scrub teams will be playing each other
in the last week.
Draft Order Week 13
1. Hi Definition Weasels 2. Couch Lovin Mammals
3. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 4. Catholic Nun and the Posse
5. Ebonic Plague 6. River Lake Stars 7. Bar Stool Buddies 8. Lay Z Boy
9. Injury Prone 10. Sewage Serpents
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Ebonic Plague 645 568 77 88.06% 12
Catholic Nun and the Posse 596 524 72 87.92% 12
Hi Definition Weasels 680 593 87 87.21% 12
Sewage Serpents 785 680 105 86.62% 12
Lay Z Boy 671 581 90 86.59% 12
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 598 511 87 85.45% 12
Injury Prone 718 597 121 83.15% 12
Couch Lovin Mammals 615 504 111 81.95% 12
River Lake Stars 758 615 143 81.13% 12
Bar Stool Buddies 818 658 160 80.44% 12
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 7.67 16.08 20.50 8.25 4.17 56.67
River Lake Stars 8.83 13.58 17.50 6.33 5.00 51.25
Couch Lovin Mammals 6.33 15.83 10.67 6.58 2.58 42.00
Bar Stool Buddies 12.92 11.17 15.58 8.42 6.75 54.83
Lay Z Boy 9.33 18.17 10.33 5.83 4.75 48.42
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 8.33 11.17 14.00 6.17 2.92 42.58
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.50 11.33 11.92 9.58 4.33 43.67
Ebonic Plague 14.92 8.25 12.83 7.00 4.33 47.33
Injury Prone 11.17 14.58 13.83 7.92 2.25 49.75
Hi Definition Weasels 17.67 11.17 12.17 4.58 3.83 49.42
LEAGUE AVERAGES 10.37 13.13 13.93 7.07 4.09 48.59
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 12
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Injury Prone 49.75 47.97 43.17 -4.81
Lay Z Boy 48.42 47.74 44.00 -3.74
Catholic Nun and the 43.67 49.76 46.50 -3.26
Ebonic Plague 47.33 48.49 45.92 -2.57
Sewage Serpents 56.67 47.06 46.08 -0.97
Electric Donkey Bott 42.58 49.73 49.25 -0.48
Bar Stool Buddies 54.83 47.86 50.00 2.14
River Lake Stars 51.25 48.26 51.25 2.99
Couch Lovin Mammals 42.00 49.90 54.17 4.27
Hi Definition Weasel 49.42 49.16 55.58 6.42
Game Details
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Bar Stool Buddies 87 River Lakes Stars 68 How did Moss and Harrison both end up on this team? Who’s running this two-bit league? |
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| Bar Stool Buddies | at | River Lakes Stars | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 14 | QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 2 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 2 | RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRNC | 9 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 29 | RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 15 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 23 | WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 10 | |
| WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 7 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 1 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 9 | TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 15 | |
| PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 3 | PK | Team PK, BRWN | BRWN | 12 | |
| DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 0 | DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 12 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 2 | |
| RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 2 | RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 0 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 0 | RB | Chatman, Jesse | CHGR | 0 | |
| WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 1 | RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 16 | |
| TE | Graham, Daniel | PATS | 0 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 3 | WR | Patten, David | PATS | 1 | |
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Sewage Serpents 61 Couch Lovin Mammals 43 How did the season go so horribly wrong for the motivationally challenged Mammies? |
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| Couch Lovin Mammals | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 6 | QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 18 | |
| RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 13 | RB | Blaylock, Derrick | CHFS | 14 | |
| RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 3 | RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 5 | |
| WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 7 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 2 | |
| WR | Morgan, Quincy | CWBY | 0 | WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 6 | |
| WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 3 | WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 9 | PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 10 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 5 | QB | Garcia, Jeff | BRWN | 0 | |
| QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 12 | RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 0 | |
| RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 0 | RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 2 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 1 | |
| WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 0 | PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 12 | |
| WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 0 | DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 10 | |
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Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 61 Ebonic Plague 25 Will the Bites score now that the pressure is off? Could the Ebs be any more inconsistent? |
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| Ebonic Plague | at | Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 11 | QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 10 | |
| RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 0 | RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 20 | |
| RB | Smith, Emmitt | CARD | 0 | RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 0 | |
| WR | Clayton, Michael | BUCS | 3 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 2 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 0 | TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 10 | |
| WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 2 | TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 4 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 5 | PK | Team PK, SNTS | SNTS | 8 | |
| DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 7 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Carr, David | TEXN | 10 | RB | Smith, Antowain | TITN | 3 | |
| RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 0 | RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | |
| RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 2 | WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 2 | |
| RB | Zereoue, Amos | RDRS | 0 | WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 2 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 12 | WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 0 | |
| TE | Johnson, Eric | 49RS | 2 | PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 3 | |
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Hi Definition Weasels 53 Catholic Nun and the Posse 46 An unlikely purple defensive touchdown proved to be the difference as Hi Definition Weasels road killed Methodist Gerbil and the Posse, triggering a scavenge riot. As the Defs proudly hoisted the traveling Possum Cup, shots rang out from the grassy knoll. The shots were actually blanks as it was just a fraternity prank. No harm was done other than the 45 police issue slugs pumped into the would-be hoaxmeister. |
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| Hi Definition Weasels | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 27 | QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 1 | |
| RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 4 | RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 4 | |
| RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 0 | RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 16 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 2 | WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 3 | |
| WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 1 | WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 10 | |
| TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 1 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 9 | PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 11 | |
| DF | Team Defense, VIKS | VIKS | 9 | DF | Team Defense, LION | LION | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 15 | QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 0 | |
| RB | Pinner, Artose | LION | 0 | RB | Green, William | BRWN | 9 | |
| WR | Givens, David | PATS | 1 | RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 2 | |
| WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 15 | RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 0 | |
| TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, 49RS | 49RS | 5 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | |
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Injury Prone 56 Lay Z Boy 55 Donald Driver? |
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| Lay Z Boy | at | Injury Prone | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 14 | QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 6 | |
| RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 1 | RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 12 | |
| RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 10 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 4 | |
| WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 0 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 10 | |
| WR | Morton, Johnnie | CHFS | 1 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Stokley, Brandon | COLT | 20 | WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 9 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 5 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 4 | DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 6 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 17 | QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 14 | |
| RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 0 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 3 | |
| RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 6 | RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 1 | |
| WR | Colbert, Keary | PTHR | 14 | WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 8 | |
| WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 2 | WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 9 | |
| WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 0 | PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 2 | |