Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11
Game Results for Week 11
Lay Z Boy 45 Ebonic Plague 44
Sewage Serpents 40 Catholic Nun and the Posse 33
Bar Stool Buddies 53 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 52
Injury Prone 81 Couch Lovin Mammals 17
River Lake Stars 72 Hi Definition Weasels 49
Week in Review
With two weeks to go in the regular season, all the championship bracket playoff
spots are clinched, but each of those six teams has a shot at a division championship.
Bar Stool Buddies (7-4) and River Lake Stars (7-4) face off next week in a must win
game for the Stools. Inury Prone (7-3-1) faces a similar must-win situation as they go
up against Lay Z Boy (8-2-1). Meanwhile, Sewage Serpents (8-3) and Ebonic Plague (6-5)
get the free pass against bottom-feeders, Couch Lovin Mammals (2-8-1) and Electric
Donkey Bottom Bikers (3-8) respectively. The premier game of the week is, of course,
the Vermon Bowl. Historically bitter rivals, Catholic Nun and the (Gerbil) Posse (4-6-1)
and Hi Definition Weasels (1-10) go to Pope’s Place in what promises to be a bloodbath.
Standings as of Week 11
Overall Home Away Division
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T
Black Labrador Division
Lay Z Boy 8 2 1 526 472 3 1 1 5 1 0 4 1 1
Sewage Serpents 8 3 0 619 510 3 2 0 5 1 0 4 2 0
Injury Prone 7 3 1 541 463 3 2 0 4 1 1 3 3 1
Catholic Nun and the 4 6 1 478 505 1 3 1 3 3 0 2 4 1
Couch Lovin Mammals 2 8 1 461 589 0 5 0 2 3 1 1 4 1
Some sort of Spaniel Division
Bar Stool Buddies 7 4 0 571 532 3 3 0 4 1 0 4 2 0
River Lake Stars 7 4 0 547 528 3 2 0 4 2 0 5 2 0
Ebonic Plague 6 5 0 543 490 4 3 0 2 2 0 5 1 0
Electric Donkey Botto 3 8 0 450 566 1 4 0 2 4 0 1 5 0
Hi Definition Weasels 1 10 0 540 621 0 7 0 1 3 0 1 6 0
Schedule for Week 12
Hi Definition Weasels (1-10) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-6-1)
Couch Lovin Mammals (2-8-1) at Sewage Serpents (8-3)
Bar Stool Buddies (7-4) at River Lake Stars (7-4)
Lay Z Boy (8-2-1) at Injury Prone (7-3-1)
Ebonic Plague (6-5) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (3-8)
Draft Order Week 12
1. Hi Definition Weasels 2. Couch Lovin Mammals
3. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 4. Catholic Nun and the Posse
5. Ebonic Plague 6. River Lake Stars 7. Bar Stool Buddies 8. Injury Prone
9. Sewage Serpents 10. Lay Z Boy
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Ebonic Plague 606 543 63 89.60% 11
Lay Z Boy 593 526 67 88.70% 11
Catholic Nun and the Posse 545 478 67 87.71% 11
Hi Definition Weasels 623 540 83 86.68% 11
Sewage Serpents 717 619 98 86.33% 11
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 534 450 84 84.27% 11
Injury Prone 645 541 104 83.88% 11
Couch Lovin Mammals 566 461 105 81.45% 11
River Lake Stars 683 547 136 80.09% 11
Bar Stool Buddies 731 571 160 78.11% 11
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 6.73 15.82 21.55 8.55 3.64 56.27
River Lake Stars 9.45 12.64 16.73 5.82 5.09 49.73
Couch Lovin Mammals 6.36 15.82 10.73 6.36 2.64 41.91
Bar Stool Buddies 12.82 9.36 13.45 8.91 7.36 51.91
Lay Z Boy 8.91 18.82 9.36 5.91 4.82 47.82
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 8.18 10.36 13.82 6.00 2.55 40.91
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.00 10.55 11.73 9.45 4.73 43.45
Ebonic Plague 15.27 9.00 13.55 7.18 4.36 49.36
Injury Prone 11.64 14.45 13.36 7.82 1.91 49.18
Hi Definition Weasels 16.82 11.82 12.91 4.18 3.36 49.09
LEAGUE AVERAGES 10.32 12.86 13.72 7.02 4.05 47.96
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Injury Prone 49.18 47.49 42.09 -5.40
Lay Z Boy 47.82 47.02 42.91 -4.11
Ebonic Plague 49.36 48.10 44.55 -3.55
Catholic Nun and the 43.45 49.12 45.91 -3.21
Sewage Serpents 56.27 46.91 46.36 -0.55
River Lake Stars 49.73 47.28 48.00 0.72
Bar Stool Buddies 51.91 47.07 48.36 1.30
Electric Donkey Bott 40.91 49.12 51.45 2.33
Couch Lovin Mammals 41.91 48.61 53.55 4.93
Hi Definition Weasel 49.09 48.92 56.45 7.54
Game Details
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Sewage Serpents 40 Catholic Nun and the Posse 33 Someone had to win. |
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| Catholic Nun and the Posse | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 4 | QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 13 | |
| RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 4 | RB | Blaylock, Derrick | CHFS | 3 | |
| RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 1 | RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 3 | |
| WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 9 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 6 | |
| WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 1 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 0 | WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 3 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, LION | LION | 10 | DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 3 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 0 | QB | Garcia, Jeff | BRWN | 5 | |
| RB | Green, William | BRWN | 1 | RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 0 | |
| RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 2 | RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 15 | WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 0 | |
| WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 0 | PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 11 | |
| TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 11 | |
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Lay Z Boy 45 Ebonic Plague 44 One Chief extra point, or lack thereof, swings both division races. |
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| Ebonic Plague | at | Lay Z Boy | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 12 | QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 13 | |
| RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 1 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 9 | |
| RB | Smith, Emmitt | CARD | 1 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 5 | |
| WR | Clayton, Michael | BUCS | 2 | WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 1 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 9 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 1 | |
| WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 9 | WR | Stokley, Brandon | COLT | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 8 | PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 6 | |
| DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 2 | DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 10 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Carr, David | TEXN | 7 | QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 9 | |
| RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 0 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 2 | |
| RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 1 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 0 | |
| RB | Zereoue, Amos | RDRS | 0 | WR | Colbert, Keary | PTHR | 0 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 3 | WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 0 | |
| TE | Johnson, Eric | 49RS | 0 | WR | Morton, Johnnie | CHFS | 4 | |
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Bar Stool Buddies 53 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 52 Traded guys all score. Tony needed one more. |
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| Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | at | Bar Stool Buddies | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 9 | QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 18 | |
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 2 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 1 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 0 | RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 5 | |
| WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 16 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 3 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 13 | WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 7 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 3 | WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, SNTS | SNTS | 7 | PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 8 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 2 | DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 10 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Smith, Antowain | TITN | 9 | QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 7 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 0 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 2 | RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 2 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 1 | WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 0 | TE | Graham, Daniel | PATS | 3 | |
| PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 4 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 6 | |
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Injury Prone 81 Couch Lovin Mammals 17 Crowd boos as mammals are kicked mercilessly |
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| Injury Prone | at | Couch Lovin Mammals | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 11 | QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 7 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 14 | RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 0 | |
| RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 14 | RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 3 | |
| WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 8 | WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 4 | |
| WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 10 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 0 | |
| WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 11 | WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 11 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 2 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 2 | DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 1 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 9 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 0 | |
| QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 13 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 0 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 2 | RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 9 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 10 | RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 7 | |
| WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 8 | WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 5 | WR | Morgan, Quincy | CWBY | 1 | |
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River Lakes Stars 72 Hi Definition Weasels 49 If the Defs are on the schedule, it must be time to score a season high. |
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| River Lakes Stars | at | Hi Definition Weasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 9 | QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 18 | |
| RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRNC | 13 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 4 | |
| RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 12 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 1 | |
| WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 9 | WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 1 | |
| WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 16 | WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 10 | |
| TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 10 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 7 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRWN | BRWN | 1 | PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 6 | |
| DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 2 | DF | Team Defense, VIKS | VIKS | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 5 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 8 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 0 | RB | Pinner, Artose | LION | 0 | |
| RB | Chatman, Jesse | CHGR | 0 | WR | Givens, David | PATS | 0 | |
| RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 16 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 0 | |
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 1 | TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | |
| WR | Patten, David | PATS | 1 | PK | Team PK, 49RS | 49RS | 4 | |