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Game Results for Week 11

Standings as of Week 11

Schedule for Week 12

Draft Order Week 12

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points by Position per Game

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11

Game Details


Game Results for Week 11
Lay Z Boy  45   Ebonic Plague  44
Sewage Serpents  40   Catholic Nun and the Posse  33
Bar Stool Buddies  53   Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  52
Injury Prone  81   Couch Lovin Mammals  17
River Lake Stars  72   Hi Definition Weasels  49

Week in Review
 With two weeks to go in the regular season, all the championship bracket playoff
 spots are clinched, but each of those six teams has a shot at a division championship.
 Bar Stool Buddies (7-4) and River Lake Stars (7-4) face off next week in a must win
 game for the Stools. Inury Prone (7-3-1) faces a similar must-win situation as they go
 up against Lay Z Boy (8-2-1). Meanwhile, Sewage Serpents (8-3) and Ebonic Plague (6-5)
 get the free pass against bottom-feeders, Couch Lovin Mammals (2-8-1) and Electric
 Donkey Bottom Bikers (3-8) respectively. The premier game of the week is, of course,
 the Vermon Bowl. Historically bitter rivals, Catholic Nun and the (Gerbil) Posse (4-6-1)
 and Hi Definition Weasels (1-10) go to Pope’s Place in what promises to be a bloodbath. 

Standings as of Week 11
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Black Labrador Division
Lay Z Boy              8  2  1  526  472   3  1  1   5  1  0   4  1  1
Sewage Serpents        8  3  0  619  510   3  2  0   5  1  0   4  2  0
Injury Prone           7  3  1  541  463   3  2  0   4  1  1   3  3  1
Catholic Nun and the   4  6  1  478  505   1  3  1   3  3  0   2  4  1
Couch Lovin Mammals    2  8  1  461  589   0  5  0   2  3  1   1  4  1
Some sort of Spaniel Division
Bar Stool Buddies      7  4  0  571  532   3  3  0   4  1  0   4  2  0
River Lake Stars       7  4  0  547  528   3  2  0   4  2  0   5  2  0
Ebonic Plague          6  5  0  543  490   4  3  0   2  2  0   5  1  0
Electric Donkey Botto  3  8  0  450  566   1  4  0   2  4  0   1  5  0
Hi Definition Weasels  1 10  0  540  621   0  7  0   1  3  0   1  6  0


Schedule for Week 12
Hi Definition Weasels (1-10) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-6-1)
Couch Lovin Mammals (2-8-1) at Sewage Serpents (8-3)
Bar Stool Buddies (7-4) at River Lake Stars (7-4)
Lay Z Boy (8-2-1) at Injury Prone (7-3-1)
Ebonic Plague (6-5) at Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (3-8)


Draft Order Week 12
1. Hi Definition Weasels  2. Couch Lovin Mammals
3. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  4. Catholic Nun and the Posse
5. Ebonic Plague  6. River Lake Stars  7. Bar Stool Buddies  8. Injury Prone
9. Sewage Serpents  10. Lay Z Boy



                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Ebonic Plague                        606       543      63     89.60%      11
Lay Z Boy                            593       526      67     88.70%      11
Catholic Nun and the Posse           545       478      67     87.71%      11
Hi Definition Weasels                623       540      83     86.68%      11
Sewage Serpents                      717       619      98     86.33%      11
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters        534       450      84     84.27%      11
Injury Prone                         645       541     104     83.88%      11
Couch Lovin Mammals                  566       461     105     81.45%      11
River Lake Stars                     683       547     136     80.09%      11
Bar Stool Buddies                    731       571     160     78.11%      11


                    Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  6.73  15.82  21.55     8.55   3.64    56.27
River Lake Stars                 9.45  12.64  16.73     5.82   5.09    49.73
Couch Lovin Mammals              6.36  15.82  10.73     6.36   2.64    41.91
Bar Stool Buddies               12.82   9.36  13.45     8.91   7.36    51.91
Lay Z Boy                        8.91  18.82   9.36     5.91   4.82    47.82
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters    8.18  10.36  13.82     6.00   2.55    40.91
Catholic Nun and the Posse       7.00  10.55  11.73     9.45   4.73    43.45
Ebonic Plague                   15.27   9.00  13.55     7.18   4.36    49.36
Injury Prone                    11.64  14.45  13.36     7.82   1.91    49.18
Hi Definition Weasels           16.82  11.82  12.91     4.18   3.36    49.09
LEAGUE AVERAGES                 10.32  12.86  13.72     7.02   4.05    47.96



Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
Injury Prone            49.18        47.49          42.09         -5.40
Lay Z Boy               47.82        47.02          42.91         -4.11
Ebonic Plague           49.36        48.10          44.55         -3.55
Catholic Nun and the    43.45        49.12          45.91         -3.21
Sewage Serpents         56.27        46.91          46.36         -0.55
River Lake Stars        49.73        47.28          48.00          0.72
Bar Stool Buddies       51.91        47.07          48.36          1.30
Electric Donkey Bott    40.91        49.12          51.45          2.33
Couch Lovin Mammals     41.91        48.61          53.55          4.93
Hi Definition Weasel    49.09        48.92          56.45          7.54


Game Details
Sewage Serpents  40   Catholic Nun and the Posse  33

Someone had to win.

 
Catholic Nun and the Posse at Sewage Serpents
Active Players
QB Harrington, Joey LION 4   QB Vick, Michael FALC 13
RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 4   RB Blaylock, Derrick CHFS 3
RB Smith, Onterrio VIKS 1   RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 3
WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 9   WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 6
WR Moss, Santana JETS 1   WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 0
WR Ward, Hines STLR 0   WR Walker, Javon PCKR 3
PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 4   PK Team PK, PATS PATS 9
DF Team Defense, LION LION 10   DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 3
Reserve Players
QB Pennington, Chad JETS 0   QB Garcia, Jeff BRWN 5
RB Green, William BRWN 1   RB Holmes, Priest CHFS 0
RB Suggs, Lee BRWN 2   RB Moore, Mewelde VIKS 0
RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 15   WR Williams, Roy LION 0
WR Hakim, Az-Zahir LION 0   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 11
TE Heap, Todd RAVN 0   DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 11
 
 
Lay Z Boy  45   Ebonic Plague  44

One Chief extra point, or lack thereof, swings both division races.

 
Ebonic Plague at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Culpepper, Daunte VIKS 12   QB Brees, Drew CHGR 13
RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 1   RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 9
RB Smith, Emmitt CARD 1   RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 5
WR Clayton, Michael BUCS 2   WR Burress, Plaxico STLR 1
WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 9   WR Coles, Laveranues SKNS 1
WR Holt, Torry RAMS 9   WR Stokley, Brandon COLT 0
PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 8   PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 6
DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 2   DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 10
Reserve Players
QB Carr, David TEXN 7   QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 9
RB Dayne, Ron GIAN 0   RB Bennett, Michael VIKS 2
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 1   RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 0
RB Zereoue, Amos RDRS 0   WR Colbert, Keary PTHR 0
WR Horn, Joe SNTS 3   WR Davis, Andre' BRWN 0
TE Johnson, Eric 49RS 0   WR Morton, Johnnie CHFS 4
 
 
Bar Stool Buddies  53   Electric Donkey Bottom Biters  52

Traded guys all score. Tony needed one more.

 
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters at Bar Stool Buddies
Active Players
QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 9   QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 18
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 2   RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 1
RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 0   RB McGahee, Willis BILL 5
WR Muhammad, Muhsin PTHR 16   WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 3
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 13   WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 7
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 3   WR Smith, Rod BRNC 1
PK Team PK, SNTS SNTS 7   PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 8
DF Team Defense, CWBY CWBY 2   DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 10
Reserve Players
RB Smith, Antowain TITN 9   QB Brooks, Aaron SNTS 7
RB Staley, Duce STLR 0   RB Henry, Travis BILL 0
WR Bennett, Drew TITN 2   RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 2
WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 1   WR Moss, Randy VIKS 0
WR Robinson, Koren SEAH 0   TE Graham, Daniel PATS 3
PK Team PK, CWBY CWBY 4   PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 6
 
 
Injury Prone  81   Couch Lovin Mammals  17

Crowd boos as mammals are kicked mercilessly

 
Injury Prone at Couch Lovin Mammals
Active Players
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 11   QB McNair, Steve TITN 7
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 14   RB Green, Ahman PCKR 0
RB James, Edgerrin COLT 14   RB Martin, Curtis JETS 3
WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 8   WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 4
WR Burleson, Nate VIKS 10   WR Moulds, Eric BILL 0
WR Driver, Donald PCKR 11   WR Toomer, Amani GIAN 0
PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 11   PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 2
DF Team Defense, CHFS CHFS 2   DF Team Defense, GIAN GIAN 1
Reserve Players
QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 9   QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 0
QB Green, Trent CHFS 13   QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 2   RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 9
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 10   RB Taylor, Chester RAVN 7
WR Mason, Derrick TITN 8   WR Gardner, Rod SKNS 1
PK Team PK, BUCS BUCS 5   WR Morgan, Quincy CWBY 1
 
 
River Lakes Stars  72   Hi Definition Weasels  49

If the Defs are on the schedule, it must be time to score a season high.

 
River Lakes Stars at Hi Definition Weasels
Active Players
QB Brady, Tom PATS 9   QB Manning, Peyton COLT 18
RB Droughns, Reuben BRNC 13   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 4
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 12   RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 1
WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 9   WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 1
WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 16   WR Stallworth, Donte' SNTS 10
TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 10   TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 7
PK Team PK, BRWN BRWN 1   PK Team PK, LION LION 6
DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 2   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 2
Reserve Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 5   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 8
RB Brown, Chris TITN 0   RB Pinner, Artose LION 0
RB Chatman, Jesse CHGR 0   WR Givens, David PATS 0
RB Pittman, Michael BUCS 16   WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 0
WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 1   TE Mili, Itula SEAH 0
WR Patten, David PATS 1   PK Team PK, 49RS 49RS 4