Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 10
Game Results for Week 10
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 41 Couch Lovin Mammals 34
Lay Z Boy 71 Catholic Nun and the Posse 43
Ebonic Plague 90 River Lake Stars 31
Sewage Serpents 82 Injury Prone 45
Bar Stool Buddies 69 Hi Definition Weasels 63
Standings as of Week 10
Overall Home Away Division
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T
Black Labrador Division
Lay Z Boy 7 2 1 481 428 2 1 1 5 1 0 4 1 1
Sewage Serpents 7 3 0 579 477 2 2 0 5 1 0 3 2 0
Injury Prone 6 3 1 460 446 3 2 0 3 1 1 2 3 1
Catholic Nun and the 4 5 1 445 465 1 3 1 3 2 0 2 3 1
Couch Lovin Mammals 2 7 1 444 508 0 4 0 2 3 1 1 3 1
Some sort of Spaniel Division
Bar Stool Buddies 6 4 0 518 480 2 3 0 4 1 0 3 2 0
Ebonic Plague 6 4 0 499 445 4 3 0 2 1 0 5 1 0
River Lake Stars 6 4 0 475 479 3 2 0 3 2 0 4 2 0
Electric Donkey Botto 3 7 0 398 513 1 4 0 2 3 0 1 4 0
Hi Definition Weasels 1 9 0 491 549 0 6 0 1 3 0 1 5 0
Schedule for Week 11
Ebonic Plague (6-4) at Lay Z Boy (7-2-1)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-5-1) at Sewage Serpents (7-3)
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (3-7) at Bar Stool Buddies (6-4)
Injury Prone (6-3-1) at Couch Lovin Mammals (2-7-1)
River Lake Stars (6-4) at Hi Definition Weasels (1-9)
Draft Order Week 11
1. Hi Definition Weasels 2. Couch Lovin Mammals
3. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 4. Catholic Nun and the Posse
5. River Lake Stars 6. Ebonic Plague 7. Bar Stool Buddies 8. Injury Prone
9. Sewage Serpents 10. Lay Z Boy
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 498 445 53 89.36% 10
Ebonic Plague 561 499 62 88.95% 10
Lay Z Boy 544 481 63 88.42% 10
Sewage Serpents 667 579 88 86.81% 10
Hi Definition Weasels 574 491 83 85.54% 10
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 473 398 75 84.14% 10
Couch Lovin Mammals 534 444 90 83.15% 10
Injury Prone 562 460 102 81.85% 10
River Lake Stars 607 475 132 78.25% 10
Bar Stool Buddies 675 518 157 76.74% 10
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 6.10 16.80 22.80 8.50 3.70 57.90
River Lake Stars 9.50 11.40 14.90 6.30 5.40 47.50
Couch Lovin Mammals 6.30 17.10 11.40 6.80 2.80 44.40
Bar Stool Buddies 12.30 9.70 13.70 9.00 7.10 51.80
Lay Z Boy 8.50 19.30 10.10 5.90 4.30 48.10
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 8.10 11.20 12.00 5.90 2.60 39.80
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.30 11.10 11.90 10.00 4.20 44.50
Ebonic Plague 15.60 9.70 12.90 7.10 4.60 49.90
Injury Prone 11.70 13.10 11.80 7.50 1.90 46.00
Hi Definition Weasels 16.70 12.50 12.40 4.00 3.50 49.10
LEAGUE AVERAGES 10.21 13.19 13.39 7.10 4.01 47.90
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 10
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Injury Prone 46.00 48.79 44.60 -4.19
Lay Z Boy 48.10 46.99 42.80 -4.19
Ebonic Plague 49.90 47.76 44.50 -3.26
Catholic Nun and the 44.50 47.95 46.50 -1.45
Bar Stool Buddies 51.80 47.63 48.00 0.37
River Lake Stars 47.50 47.52 47.90 0.38
Sewage Serpents 57.90 46.71 47.70 0.99
Couch Lovin Mammals 44.40 48.27 50.80 2.53
Electric Donkey Bott 39.80 48.67 51.30 2.63
Hi Definition Weasel 49.10 48.71 54.90 6.19
Game Details
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Bar Stool Buddies 69 Hi Definition Weasels 63 Bar Stool (sample) Buddies (6-4) moved into a tie for first in the SSOS Division with a high scoring victory over luckless Hi Definition Weasels (1-9). The Defs coach blamed the distraction of an Irish-American fan getting apprehended in the stands late in the game. “ We would have won if it wasn’t for that Mic Nab.” |
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| Bar Stool Buddies | at | Hi Definition Weasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 21 | QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 23 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 1 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 12 | |
| RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 4 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 14 | |
| WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 1 | WR | Givens, David | PATS | 2 | |
| WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 22 | WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 0 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 2 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 6 | |
| PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 14 | PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 4 | DF | Team Defense, VIKS | VIKS | 1 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 13 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 19 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 0 | RB | Pinner, Artose | LION | 0 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 0 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 2 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 10 | WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 0 | TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 9 | PK | Team PK, 49RS | 49RS | 10 | |
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Lay Z Boy 71 Catholic Nun and the Posse 43 Scoring from unexpected sources helped Lay Z Boy (7-2-1) move into first place in the BlackLabDiv with a win over point fasting, Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-5-1). The injured Caths were all sent to the section of the hospital containing popular condiments, the Heinz Ward. |
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| Catholic Nun and the Posse | at | Lay Z Boy | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 1 | QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 5 | |
| RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 11 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 6 | |
| RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 6 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 16 | |
| WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 0 | WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 2 | |
| WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 3 | WR | Morton, Johnnie | CHFS | 1 | |
| WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 1 | WR | Stokley, Brandon | COLT | 17 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 7 | PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 12 | |
| DF | Team Defense, LION | LION | 14 | DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 12 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 0 | QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 0 | |
| RB | Green, William | BRWN | 0 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 0 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 4 | |
| RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 10 | WR | Colbert, Keary | PTHR | 1 | |
| WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 0 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 2 | |
| TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 0 | |
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Ebonic Plague 90 River Lakes Stars 31 Ebonic Plague (6-4) broke out of their slump with a vengeance, becoming the first team to score in the 90s this season. River Lake Stars (6-4) now fall into a three way tie with the Stools and Ebs for the SSOS Div lead. Culpepper had a big game despite being eaten by a giant plant during the week. When Charlie Chan arrived at the scene, he confirmed, “Daunte’s in fern, no?” |
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| Ebonic Plague | at | River Lakes Stars | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 22 | QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 10 | |
| RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 13 | RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 0 | |
| RB | Smith, Emmitt | CARD | 14 | RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 2 | |
| WR | Clayton, Michael | BUCS | 9 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 1 | |
| WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 1 | WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 3 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 12 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 7 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 9 | PK | Team PK, BRWN | BRWN | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 10 | DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Carr, David | TEXN | -1 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 2 | |
| RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 0 | RB | Chatman, Jesse | CHGR | 0 | |
| RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 7 | RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Zereoue, Amos | RDRS | 0 | RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 0 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 0 | WR | Patten, David | PATS | 7 | |
| TE | Johnson, Eric | 49RS | 2 | TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 0 | |
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Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 41 Couch Lovin Mammals 34 Electric Donkey Bottom Biters kept their wafer thin hopes of an upper tier playoff bid alive by putting Couch Lovin Mammals (2-7-1) out of their misery. As the rain began to fall, the Mammies lost their star receiver, the coach lamenting the fact that Eric molds. |
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| Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | at | Couch Lovin Mammals | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 17 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 1 | |
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 9 | RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 17 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 2 | RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 5 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 0 | WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 0 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 2 | WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 2 | |
| WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 2 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, SNTS | SNTS | 9 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 7 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 0 | DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 1 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Smith, Antowain | TITN | 0 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 0 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 0 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 11 | RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 16 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 10 | RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 0 | |
| TE | Graham, Daniel | PATS | 0 | WR | Morgan, Quincy | CWBY | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 3 | WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 4 | |
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Sewage Serpents 82 Injury Prone 45 Going back to their high-scoring ways, Sewage Serpents (7-3) stayed within half a game of the BlackLabDiv lead and pushing Injury Prone (6-3-1) into a close third. The Serps won despite their controversial new policy to not provide quarters for the team chaplains. “We’ve proved we can win without Priest homes”, declared the team publicist. |
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| Sewage Serpents | at | Injury Prone | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 7 | QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 8 | |
| RB | Blaylock, Derrick | CHFS | 14 | RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 6 | |
| RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 5 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 3 | |
| WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 23 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 3 | |
| WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 1 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 11 | |
| WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 8 | WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 18 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 11 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 6 | DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 3 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Garcia, Jeff | BRWN | 0 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 6 | |
| RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 0 | QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 3 | |
| WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 2 | WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 7 | WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 0 | PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 2 | |