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How about a classic headline? The home teams came roaring back in the crucial second week of the playoffs, sending all but one of the visitors home as losers. The crucial exception was top seed, Triple Threat (Tuan). In a game played in a league-record blizzard, the Sinister Ministers (Rick), were able to bottle up Tom Brady and take the win. They will be trying to win their second Souper Bowl next week while avoiding losing their third.

In the other side of the bracket, Ebonic Plague (Rich) continued its unlikely saunter towards a record third Souper Bowl, ending the Cinderella run of Whohawho (Brent). In what is widely rumored to be the end of an era for the RABEFL, Rick, one of the original founders of the league (and future Operations Czar? Ooh, more rumor mill stuff), will be facing off against Rich, CEO of one of the many RABEFL-clone leagues, and current kingpin of this league’s “Mark’s former coworkers” cartel.

RABEFL 2007 - Week 15

Game Results for Week 15, Playoffs Week 2

Schedule for Week 16

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 15

Game Reports

Game Results for Week 15, Playoffs Week 2

Championship Bracket
Sinister Ministers 39 Triple Threat 23
Ebonic Plague 43 Whohawho 34
Consolation Bracket
Anorexic Santas 36 Injury Prone 20
Fighting Sioux 30 Buck Snort 21
Catholic Nun and the Posse 34 Backyard Bullies 13
Lay Z Boy 40 Tame Your Weasel 28

Schedule for Week 16

Championship Bracket
Souper Bowl XV
Ebonic Plague (9-7) at Sinister Ministers (10-6)

Sister Kissing Bowl XV
Whohawho (8-8) at Triple Threat (12-4)

Consolation Bracket
Anorexic Santas (7-9) at Fighting Sioux (11-5)
Lay Z Boy (9-7) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (9-7)




Points Played Percentages

Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Triple Threat                        823       747      76     90.77%      16
Catholic Nun and the Posse           838       727     111     86.75%      16
Anorexic Santas                      706       602     104     85.27%      16
Ebonic Plague                        638       529     109     82.92%      16
Sinister Ministers                   853       700     153     82.06%      16
Injury Prone                         690       560     130     81.16%      15
Fighting Sioux                       925       747     178     80.76%      16
Backyard Bullies                     596       473     123     79.36%      15
Buck Snort                           687       530     157     77.15%      15
Lay Z Boy                            988       735     253     74.39%      16
Tame Your Weasel                     548       407     141     74.27%      15
Whohawho                             811       573     238     70.65%      16




Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Team Name                          QB     RB     WR       TE     PK    TOTAL
Lay Z Boy                        9.31  16.31  10.38     3.75   6.19    45.94
Anorexic Santas                  7.81  10.81  11.06     0.69   6.94    37.31
Triple Threat                   16.06   9.38   9.19     5.56   6.50    46.69
Catholic Nun and the Posse       6.88  12.53  14.76     3.71   6.82    44.71
Fighting Sioux                   4.56  18.06  11.81     3.38   8.56    46.38
Ebonic Plague                    6.88   8.44   8.25     0.75   8.75    33.06
Whohawho                         7.31  12.63   3.88     4.19   7.81    35.81
Sinister Ministers               5.13  13.75  13.94     4.38   6.56    43.75
Tame Your Weasel                 5.60   7.33   6.53     3.20   4.60    27.27
Buck Snort                      10.43   4.64  10.21     2.43   7.93    35.64
Injury Prone                    10.13   6.47   7.80     5.00   7.93    37.33
Backyard Bullies                 7.07   7.60  10.47     0.07   6.47    31.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.07  10.79   9.90     3.11   7.09    38.97





Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Team Name                          QB     RB     WR       TE     PK    TOTAL
Lay Z Boy                       10.13  10.13  12.13     3.00   8.00    43.38
Anorexic Santas                  8.63   9.50  12.00     3.88   7.56    41.56
Triple Threat                    6.56  11.25   7.00     2.25   6.94    34.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse       8.33   9.72   9.72     3.56   6.44    37.78
Fighting Sioux                   7.93   9.64   6.86     4.79   6.00    35.21
Ebonic Plague                    7.44  10.00   9.50     2.44   5.69    35.06
Whohawho                         7.94  12.13  10.31     1.94   7.63    39.94
Sinister Ministers               9.63   9.75  12.69     2.44   8.00    42.50
Tame Your Weasel                 8.33  11.53   6.33     2.93   7.33    36.47
Buck Snort                       5.79  13.00  11.64     3.79   7.43    41.64
Injury Prone                     8.00  11.53  11.80     3.60   6.13    41.07
Backyard Bullies                 7.88  11.69   8.63     2.94   7.88    39.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.07  10.79   9.90     3.11   7.09    38.97





Opponent Averages Report Through Week 15

                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
Ebonic Plague           33.56        39.24          35.50         -3.74
Tame Your Weasel        27.60        40.27          37.00         -3.27
Triple Threat           47.25        37.53          34.38         -3.16
Fighting Sioux          47.25        38.58          36.31         -2.26
Buck Snort              35.80        40.84          40.80         -0.04
Whohawho                36.25        40.32          40.50          0.18
Backyard Bullies        32.00        39.65          39.93          0.28
Catholic Nun and the    46.00        38.15          38.94          0.79
Injury Prone            37.80        40.15          41.73          1.59
Anorexic Santas         38.13        40.53          42.13          1.59
Sinister Ministers      44.19        40.32          43.06          2.75
Lay Z Boy               46.50        38.48          43.69          5.21
 

Game Reports

Sinister Ministers 39 Triple Threat 23

Like many a game from the memorable 2007 BCS Championship, Sinister Ministers (10-6) continued their late season surge with a stunning upset of All-But-Champion-Elect, Triple Threat (12-4). Turns out the “single” threat was Tom Brady. Shut down him and the rest of the line-up crumbles. At least in Fantasy Football. The sudden downturn of this game not withstanding, it was still an excellent year for the third-year team.

The Ministers got a combined 31 points from three waiver wire pick-ups, (available to anyone, even people with vermin-related team names and or a claimed ignorance of the rules), Rosenfels, Grant, and Bironas. “People gave up on this team early”, opined seldom-started, Maurice Morris, ”but now their unhatched chickens are killed with stones in the hand.”

Ebonic Plague 43 Whohawho 34

As their spiritual leader watched joyfully from the press box, Ebonic Plague (9-7) used the foot of Packer Place Kicker (and duel last-named), Mason Crosby, to Souper Bowl XV, and possible history. The Ebs are one of four team that have won two Souper Bowls and get the opportunity to break the tie, despite a six-player starting line-up with no real stars. For Whohawho (8-8), their run came to an end, but they looked solid in another game played under difficult conditions, in this case volcano ash from nearby Heyoiwantolayou Mountain.

Anorexic Santas 36 Injury Prone 20

In the third meeting of two mediocre teams, Anorexic Santas (7-9) broke the season tie with a win over Injury Prone (5-10). The win allowed the sometimes hot, but usually cold, Anos to continue another a week while the Prones were put out of their misery with their eighth straight loss.

Fighting Sioux 30 Buck Snort 21

Bouncing back from a late-season slump, Fighting Sioux (11-5) used a stout defense to stay alive and oust Buck Snort (5-10) from the tournament. More importantly, it allowed the Fight coach to get bragging rights over their ancient rival, Snorts.

Catholic Nun and the Posse 34 Backyard Bullies 13

Staggering towards the Toilet Bowl, Catholic Nun and the Posse (9-7) continued the home favorite trend of the week, knocking out Backyard Bullies (5-10). All Day, Adrian Peterson, outscored the entire Bull line-up. The Vikings appeared to have actually done something right at a draft. That will take some getting used to.

Lay Z Boy 40 Tame Your Weasel 28

Lead by Favre and LT, Lay Z Boy (9-7) continued their march towards a record-tying third Toilet Bowl. Tame Your Weasel (4-11), a Souper Bowl winner only a few seasons ago, is now a franchise in complete disarray.

 

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