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Regular Season Ends With Return of RABEFL News

The staff of RABEFL News, on strike all year after disputes with MXB Productions and RABEFL Industries, returned for the final week of the regular season and pledged to work through the playoffs. ‘They’re still ripping us off”, self-quoted the author, writing in the third person, “But we came back for the love of the sport. Plus, the owners keep doing such dumb things that the pleasure of stinging them was hard to resist. “

With Fighting Sioux and Triple Threat already wrapping up their divisions, Lay Z Boy (7-6) trailed Catholic...Posse (8-5) by a game going into the last week in the Lone Gunmen Division. They would not play each other, but division also-rans, Buck Snort (5-8) and Whowawho (6-7). Lay Z Boy got the win they needed, 40-36, and the Nuns lost to the surging Whos (Cleveland circa early 70s), 46-45. They each won one against the other during the regular season and the division records were the same. It came down to points and the Nuns were up 23 for the season and got the crown. The win also put the Whos into the Championship Bracket and was some vindication for the also-ran crack earlier in this paragraph.

The Playoff format this year is unchanged from last year. In the first week, the top 8 seeds start the three-week Championship tourney for the Souper Bowl. There is a Third-Place game for some reason. The next week, the losers from the first week and the bottom 4 seeds start the Consolation bracket, ending with the coveted Toilet Bowl game week 17. Triple Threat and Fighting Sioux are the favorites coming in, but the playoffs have proved to be unpredictable in the past. Bring it on.

RABEFL 2007 - Week 13

Game Results for Week 13

Final Regular Season Standings

Playoff Seeding

Schedule for Week 14, Playoff Week 1

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 13

Game Results for Week 13

Lay Z Boy 40 Buck Snort 36
Whohawho 46 Catholic Nun and the Posse 45
Anorexic Santas 68 Injury Prone 52
Sinister Ministers 43 Fighting Sioux 26
Triple Threat 50 Backyard Bullies 18
Tame Your Weasel 38 Ebonic Plague 24

Final Regular Season Standings

                       Overall              Home      Away    Division  InterDiv
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
The Lone Gunmen Division
Catholic Nun and the   8  6  0  679  578   4  3  0   4  3  0   3  3  0   5  3  0
Lay Z Boy              8  6  0  656  607   5  2  0   3  4  0   3  3  0   5  3  0
Whohawho               7  7  0  493  562   3  4  0   4  3  0   5  1  0   2  6  0
Buck Snort             5  9  0  516  582   3  4  0   2  5  0   1  5  0   4  4  0
Cigarette-Smoking Man Division
Fighting Sioux        10  4  0  683  507   5  2  0   5  2  0   5  1  0   5  3  0
Sinister Ministers     8  6  0  604  618   6  1  0   2  5  0   3  3  0   5  3  0
Anorexic Santas        6  8  0  553  601   3  4  0   3  4  0   2  4  0   4  4  0
Injury Prone           5  9  0  547  590   4  3  0   1  6  0   2  4  0   3  5  0
Mr. X Division
Triple Threat         11  3  0  680  490   5  2  0   6  1  0   5  1  0   6  2  0
Ebonic Plague          7  7  0  462  511   4  3  0   3  4  0   2  4  0   5  3  0
Backyard Bullies       5  9  0  467  565   3  4  0   2  5  0   2  4  0   3  5  0
Tame Your Weasel       4 10  0  386  515   2  5  0   2  5  0   3  3  0   1  7  0

Playoff Seeding

1. Triple Threat
2. Fighting Sioux
3. Catholic Nun and the Posse
4. Lay Z Boy
5. Sinister Ministers
6. Ebonic Plague
7. Whohawho
8. Anorexic Santas
9. Injury Prone
10. Buck Snort
11. Backyard Bullies
12. tameyourWeasel!

Schedule for Week 14, Playoff Week 1

Championship Bracket
Anorexic Santas (6-8) at Triple Threat (11-3)
Sinister Ministers (8-6) at Lay Z Boy (8-6)

Ebonic Plague (7-7) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (8-6)
Whohawho (7-7) at Fighting Sioux (10-4)

Consolation Bracket
The four losers get the week off. An eight-team tourney starts Week 15.



Points Played Percentages

Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games Points Points Lost Played Played Triple Threat 729 673 56 92.32% 14 Catholic Nun and the Posse 763 672 91 88.07% 14 Anorexic Santas 630 546 84 86.67% 14 Fighting Sioux 816 676 140 82.84% 14 Injury Prone 656 540 116 82.32% 14 Ebonic Plague 555 455 100 81.98% 14 Sinister Ministers 738 597 141 80.89% 14 Backyard Bullies 574 460 114 80.14% 14 Buck Snort 653 509 144 77.95% 14 Tame Your Weasel 504 379 125 75.20% 14 Lay Z Boy 868 649 219 74.77% 14 Whohawho 717 486 231 67.78% 14


Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Team Name QB RB WR TE PK TOTAL Lay Z Boy 9.29 15.57 11.43 4.07 6.00 46.36 Anorexic Santas 8.43 11.14 11.21 0.79 7.21 38.79 Triple Threat 16.86 10.43 8.64 5.36 6.79 48.07 Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.13 12.80 15.87 4.20 7.00 47.00 Fighting Sioux 5.07 18.57 12.36 3.43 8.50 47.93 Ebonic Plague 6.86 9.29 7.43 0.86 8.07 32.50 Whohawho 6.86 11.64 3.93 4.29 8.00 34.71 Sinister Ministers 4.29 13.79 14.00 4.43 6.14 42.64 Tame Your Weasel 5.64 7.00 6.57 3.43 4.57 27.21 Buck Snort 10.77 5.00 10.38 2.62 8.00 36.77 Injury Prone 10.93 6.29 7.93 5.36 8.07 38.57 Backyard Bullies 7.07 8.00 11.07 0.07 6.79 33.00 LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.24 10.84 10.10 3.25 7.09 39.52


Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Team Name QB RB WR TE PK TOTAL Lay Z Boy 10.43 9.57 11.71 2.86 8.43 43.00 Anorexic Santas 8.43 10.14 12.07 3.71 8.00 42.36 Triple Threat 6.71 11.86 6.79 2.57 6.64 34.57 Catholic Nun and the Posse 8.56 10.75 9.88 4.00 6.50 39.69 Fighting Sioux 8.00 9.25 6.75 5.00 5.92 34.92 Ebonic Plague 7.43 10.29 10.21 2.79 5.36 36.07 Whohawho 8.43 11.93 10.29 2.21 6.79 39.64 Sinister Ministers 10.29 9.43 13.57 2.29 8.07 43.64 Tame Your Weasel 8.29 10.79 6.64 3.14 7.43 36.29 Buck Snort 6.15 13.54 11.92 3.62 7.38 42.62 Injury Prone 8.07 11.36 12.21 3.86 6.14 41.64 Backyard Bullies 7.93 11.13 8.93 3.13 8.27 39.40 LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.24 10.84 10.10 3.25 7.09 39.52


Opponent Averages Report Through Week 13

Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average Tame Your Weasel 27.57 40.56 36.79 -3.77 Fighting Sioux 48.79 39.53 36.21 -3.31 Ebonic Plague 33.00 39.78 36.50 -3.28 Triple Threat 48.57 37.56 35.00 -2.56 Whohawho 35.21 41.24 40.14 -1.10 Buck Snort 36.86 41.01 41.57 0.56 Backyard Bullies 33.36 39.73 40.36 0.63 Injury Prone 39.07 40.91 42.14 1.23 Catholic Nun and the 48.50 39.35 41.29 1.94 Anorexic Santas 39.50 40.85 42.93 2.08 Lay Z Boy 46.86 39.58 43.36 3.78 Sinister Ministers 43.14 40.33 44.14 3.81
 

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