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“Virginia is for Losers” Theory Disproved
Still stinging from comments made in the press early in the season, the teams of the Virginia Woolf
division continued their tear against the rest of the league, sweeping for the second week in a row.
The Chickens tasted blood as the rolled up 88 points, with the Ebs and the Blocks both in the 70s.
The so called “Tattoo” division continued to shrink in the league standings, as they all lost. Things
stayed tight in the WO’W division as the Gers stayed a game back of the Bulls, both teams dispatching
their opponents this week.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 9
Game Results for Week 9
Standings as of Week 9
Schedule for Week 10
Draft Order Week 10
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 9
The Week 9 Rap
Game Details for Week 9
Game Results for Week 9
| Backyard Bullies |
37 |
Tazed and Confused |
20 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
42 |
Lay Z Boy |
34 |
GerfluchtWeasels |
53 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
44 |
Chicken Pluckers |
88 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
41 |
Ebonic Plague |
71 |
Injury Prone |
35 |
Old Kids on the Block |
70 |
Toilet Trainers |
57 |
Standings as of Week 9
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv Last 5
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 7 2 0 478 343 4 0 0 3 2 0 3 0 0 4 2 0 5 0 0
Ebonic Plague 5 4 0 494 411 3 2 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 4 2 0 3 2 0
Old Kids on the Block 5 4 0 422 394 3 2 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 4 2 0 3 2 0
Chicken Pluckers 4 5 0 421 458 3 2 0 1 3 0 1 2 0 3 3 0 3 2 0
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 7 2 0 460 373 3 1 0 4 1 0 2 1 0 5 1 0 3 2 0
GerfluchtWeasels 6 3 0 447 397 3 1 0 3 2 0 2 1 0 4 2 0 4 1 0
Lay Z Boy 3 6 0 322 361 3 2 0 0 4 0 1 2 0 2 4 0 1 4 0
Toilet Trainers 2 7 0 369 469 2 2 0 0 5 0 1 2 0 1 5 0 1 4 0
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 5 3 1 441 443 3 2 0 2 1 1 2 0 1 3 3 0 2 2 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 4 5 0 393 360 3 1 0 1 4 0 1 2 0 3 3 0 2 3 0
Roughed-up Suspects 3 5 1 341 454 3 1 1 0 4 0 1 1 1 2 4 0 1 3 1
Injury Prone 2 7 0 317 442 2 2 0 0 5 0 1 2 0 1 5 0 1 4 0
Schedule for Week 10
Lay Z Boy (3-6) at Chicken Pluckers (4-5)
Celebrity Organ Donors (4-5) at Backyard Bullies (7-2)
Ebonic Plague (5-4) at GerfluchtWeasels (6-3)
Toilet Trainers (2-7) at Injury Prone (2-7)
Tazed and Confused (5-3-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (7-2)
Old Kids on the Block (5-4) at Roughed-up Suspects (3-5-1)
Draft Order Week 10
1. Roughed-Up Suspects
2. Injury Prone
3. Toilet Trainers
4. Old Kids on the Block
5. Celebrity Organ Donors
6. GerfluchtWeasels
7. Lay Z Boy
8. Chicken Pluckers
9. Tazed and Confused
10. Ebonic Plague
11. Catholic Nun and the Posse
12. Backyard Bullies
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 497 478 19 96.18% 9
Ebonic Plague 525 494 31 94.10% 9
Backyard Bullies 520 460 60 88.46% 9
Injury Prone 367 317 50 86.38% 9
Celebrity Organ Donors 456 393 63 86.18% 9
Lay Z Boy 374 322 52 86.10% 9
GerfluchtWeasels 528 447 81 84.66% 9
Tazed and Confused 530 441 89 83.21% 9
Old Kids on the Block 518 422 96 81.47% 9
Chicken Pluckers 543 421 122 77.53% 9
Roughed-up Suspects 440 341 99 77.50% 9
Toilet Trainers 480 369 111 76.88% 9
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 8.11 15.44 16.11 7.11 8.11 54.89
Toilet Trainers 7.22 16.78 6.44 7.11 3.44 41.00
Tazed and Confused 9.11 9.89 13.56 9.56 6.89 49.00
Old Kids on the Block 7.67 11.00 15.67 9.67 2.89 46.89
Lay Z Boy 2.78 8.22 14.22 7.67 2.78 35.67
Celebrity Organ Donors 7.11 11.56 13.00 9.22 2.78 43.67
Catholic Nun and the Posse 13.78 11.33 15.22 6.78 6.00 53.11
Backyard Bullies 13.44 13.56 12.44 7.11 4.56 51.11
Injury Prone 8.67 8.56 7.56 5.89 4.56 35.22
Chicken Pluckers 8.67 12.33 16.22 6.78 3.33 47.33
GerfluchtWeasels 11.00 14.22 12.78 7.22 4.44 49.67
Roughed-up Suspects 2.78 8.89 13.44 7.11 4.56 36.78
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.36 11.81 13.06 7.60 4.53 45.36
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 11.22 10.78 14.56 6.11 3.00 45.67
Toilet Trainers 9.44 10.67 16.89 7.44 7.67 52.11
Tazed and Confused 8.22 13.44 13.89 7.00 5.56 48.11
Old Kids on the Block 8.89 13.78 10.89 6.22 3.89 43.67
Lay Z Boy 9.88 6.88 12.25 5.25 2.00 36.25
Celebrity Organ Donors 6.22 12.22 11.11 7.33 3.11 40.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.67 10.56 11.33 6.33 3.22 38.11
Backyard Bullies 9.30 9.80 13.20 8.10 4.00 44.40
Injury Prone 6.89 10.44 15.11 10.11 6.89 49.44
Chicken Pluckers 8.89 15.33 11.00 9.11 6.56 50.89
GerfluchtWeasels 7.67 11.11 12.11 7.78 5.44 44.11
Roughed-up Suspects 7.11 16.44 14.22 10.11 2.78 50.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.36 11.81 13.06 7.60 4.53 45.36
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 9
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Lay Z Boy 35.78 47.17 40.11 -7.06
Catholic Nun and the 53.11 43.69 38.11 -5.58
Backyard Bullies 51.11 46.11 41.44 -4.67
Celebrity Organ Dono 43.67 43.93 40.00 -3.93
Old Kids on the Bloc 46.89 45.69 43.78 -1.91
GerfluchtWeasels 49.67 43.04 44.11 1.07
Ebonic Plague 54.89 44.09 45.67 1.58
Injury Prone 35.22 46.41 49.11 2.70
Roughed-up Suspects 37.89 47.16 50.44 3.28
Chicken Pluckers 46.78 46.83 50.89 4.06
Tazed and Confused 49.00 44.00 49.22 5.22
Toilet Trainers 41.00 46.89 52.11 5.22
The Week 9 Rap
Catholic Nun and the Posse
and their long, non-gerbil-ridden name
just kept on a winnin’
Could Backyard Bullies do the same?
Play those Tazed and Confused boys
Who’d have thought that would be the stinka game?
Come on!
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch)
That’s right
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch)
Backs hang
(Guitar - Dirnk!)
37-20
(Rocking Guitar Solo)
Then Ebonic Plague
Another week of scoring
Continues Injury Prone’s trend
The players just keep snoring
Oh my gosh
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch)
That was a horrible rhyme
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch-Bonk-Dant)
Old Men on the Block
Getting dissed in last week’s edition
They came out smokin’
mumbling something about predition
Luckless Toilet Trainers are the object of their infliction
Losing once again, d’spite LT running like fiction
That’s it
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch)
The Bad Rapper has got to go
(Scatchy-scrathy-scratch fade out with guitar solo)
Game Details for Week 9
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Backyard Bullies 37 Tazed and Confused 20
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| Backyard Bullies |
at |
Tazed and Confused |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 6
| |
QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| -1
|
| RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 9
| |
RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 2
|
| RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 7
| |
RB
| Jones-Drew, Maurice
| JGRS
| 3
|
| WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 8
| |
WR
| Berrian, Bernard
| BEAR
| 0
|
| WR
| Gabriel, Doug
| PATS
| 1
| |
WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 1
|
| WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 2
| |
TE
| Crumpler, Alge
| FALC
| 7
|
| PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 2
| |
PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 6
|
| DF
| Team Defense, RDRS
| RDRS
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 0
| |
QB
| Kitna, Jon
| LION
| 8
|
| RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 0
| |
RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 0
|
| RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 1
| |
RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 2
|
| WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 8
| |
WR
| Bruce, Isaac
| RAMS
| 2
|
| WR
| Williams, Reggie
| JGRS
| 0
| |
WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 9
|
| PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 0
| |
TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 3
|
| |
| |
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 42 Lay Z Boy 34
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| |
| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
at |
Lay Z Boy |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 12
| |
QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 0
|
| RB
| Jacobs, Brandon
| GIAN
| 0
| |
RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 2
|
| RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 2
| |
RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 11
|
| WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 8
| |
WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 8
|
| WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 3
| |
WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 3
|
| TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 8
| |
WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, CWBY
| CWBY
| 7
| |
PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 10
|
| DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 0
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Rivers, Philip
| CHGR
| 4
| |
QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| 0
|
| RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 0
| |
RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 2
|
| RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 0
| |
RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 1
|
| WR
| Clayton, Mark
| RAVN
| 2
| |
WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 0
|
| WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 1
|
| DF
| Team Defense, CHGR
| CHGR
| 10
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
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GerfluchtWeasels 53 Celebrity Organ Donors 44
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| |
| GerfluchtWeasels |
at |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 8
| |
QB
| Grossman, Rex
| BEAR
| 3
|
| RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 4
| |
RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 9
|
| RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 16
| |
RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 0
|
| WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 8
| |
WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 10
|
| WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Kennison, Eddie
| CHFS
| 0
|
| TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 8
| |
WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 11
|
| PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 7
| |
PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 7
|
| DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 5
| |
QB
| Brunell, Mark
| SKNS
| 6
|
| RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 0
| |
RB
| Betts, Ladell
| SKNS
| 1
|
| WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 0
| |
RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 0
|
| WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 0
| |
WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 8
| |
WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 10
| |
PK
| Team PK, COLT
| COLT
| 9
|
| |
| |
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Ebonic Plague 71 Injury Prone 35
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| |
| Injury Prone |
at |
Ebonic Plague |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 15
| |
QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 5
|
| RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 7
| |
RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 1
|
| RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 2
| |
RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 12
|
| WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 2
| |
WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 2
|
| WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 7
| |
WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 7
|
| WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 25
|
| PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
| |
PK
| Team PK, PATS
| PATS
| 9
|
| DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 0
| |
DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 10
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 0
| |
QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 3
|
| QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 8
| |
RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 0
|
| RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 1
| |
RB
| Martin, Curtis
| JETS
| 0
|
| WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 0
| |
WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 0
| |
WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 14
| |
WR
| Welker, Wes
| DLPN
| 6
|
| |
| |
|
Chicken Pluckers 88 Roughed-Up Suspects 41
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| |
| Roughed-Up Suspects |
at |
Chicken Pluckers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 0
| |
QB
| Huard, Damon
| CHFS
| 14
|
| RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 7
| |
RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 12
|
| RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 4
| |
RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 17
|
| WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 0
| |
WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 7
|
| WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 1
| |
WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 17
|
| WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 4
| |
WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 9
|
| PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 15
| |
PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 10
|
| DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 10
| |
DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| 4
| |
QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 0
|
| RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 1
| |
RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 3
|
| WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 0
| |
WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 0
|
| WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 3
| |
WR
| Toomer, Amani
| GIAN
| 0
|
|
|
|
|
| |
PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 0
|
|
|
|
|
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BUCS
| BUCS
| 0
|
| |
| |
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Old Kids on the Block 70 Toilet Trainers 57
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| |
| Toilet Trainers |
at |
Old Kids on the Block |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 6
| |
QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 17
|
| RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 8
| |
RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 8
|
| RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 24
| |
RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 13
|
| WR
| Randle El, Antwaan
| SKNS
| 0
| |
WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 15
|
| WR
| Washington, Nate
| STLR
| 0
| |
WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 3
|
| TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 14
| |
TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 3
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 6
|
| DF
| Team Defense, CWBY
| CWBY
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 8
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 0
| |
QB
| Carr, David
| TEXN
| 8
|
| RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 0
| |
RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 2
|
| RB
| Strong, Mack
| SEAH
| 0
| |
RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 0
|
| WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 1
| |
WR
| Furrey, Mike
| LION
| 2
|
| WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
| |
WR
| Henry, Chris
| BNGL
| 3
|
| TE
| Winslow, Kellen
| BRWN
| 3
| |
PK
| Team PK, JGRS
| JGRS
| 14
|
| |
| |
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