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Rich Get Richer in Week 5
With the favorites all beating back their division foes, the league now only has four teams with
winning records and a seven-way logjam at 2-3. “You wanted parity. You got it”, a frustrated
league official was quoted as saying to a guy he thought was a reporter, but was reportedly a
cardboard cutout of Donavan McNabb.
With MX Bob still out of contact in Northern Wisconsin, the Pessimistic Haiku foundation supplied
one of their recently-humiliated feature writers to do game coverage.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 5
Game Results for Week 5
Standings as of Week 5
Schedule for Week 6
Draft Order Week 6
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 5
Game Details for Week 5
Game Results for Week 5
| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
49 |
Chicken Pluckers |
35 |
Toilet Trainers |
27 |
Lay Z Boy |
23 |
Backyard Bullies |
60 |
GerfluchtWeasels |
46 |
Tazed and Confused |
46 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
42 |
Injury Prone |
41 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
36 |
Ebonic Plague |
50 |
Old Kids on the Block |
40 |
Standings as of Week 5
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 3 2 0 246 201 3 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 2 2 0 W 2
Ebonic Plague 3 2 0 238 214 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 2 2 0 W 3
Old Kids on the Block 2 3 0 219 219 1 2 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 L 3
Chicken Pluckers 1 4 0 205 269 1 1 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 1 3 0 L 1
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 5 0 0 299 203 2 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 4 0 0 W 5
GerfluchtWeasels 2 3 0 226 225 2 1 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 L 1
Toilet Trainers 2 3 0 179 220 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 3 0 W 1
Lay Z Boy 2 3 0 179 194 2 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 L 1
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 4 1 0 258 220 2 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 3 1 0 W 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 2 3 0 218 209 2 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 L 2
Roughed-up Suspects 2 3 0 194 237 2 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 L 3
Injury Prone 2 3 0 181 231 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 3 0 W 1
Schedule for Week 6
GerfluchtWeasels (2-3) at Lay Z Boy (2-3)
Injury Prone (2-3) at Tazed and Confused (4-1)
Celebrity Organ Donors (2-3) at Roughed-up Suspects (2-3)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (3-2) at Ebonic Plague (3-2)
Old Kids on the Block (2-3) at Chicken Pluckers (1-4)
Toilet Trainers (2-3) at Backyard Bullies (5-0)
Draft Order Week 6
1. GerfluchtWeasels
2. Old Kids on the Block
3. Chicken Pluckers
4. Celebrity Organ Donors
5. Backyard Bullies
6. Tazed and Confused
7. Roughed-up Suspects
8. Ebonic Plague
9. Injury Prone
10. Catholic Nun and the Posse
11. Lay Z Boy
12. Toilet Trainers
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Catholic Nun and the Posse 252 246 6 97.62% 5
Backyard Bullies 328 299 29 91.16% 5
Ebonic Plague 264 238 26 90.15% 5
Injury Prone 201 181 20 90.05% 5
Old Kids on the Block 245 219 26 89.39% 5
Lay Z Boy 201 179 22 89.05% 5
Celebrity Organ Donors 245 218 27 88.98% 5
GerfluchtWeasels 254 226 28 88.98% 5
Tazed and Confused 307 258 49 84.04% 5
Roughed-up Suspects 240 194 46 80.83% 5
Toilet Trainers 239 179 60 74.90% 5
Chicken Pluckers 284 205 79 72.18% 5
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 7.40 11.20 15.00 6.20 7.80 47.60
Toilet Trainers 8.20 10.00 4.20 9.60 3.80 35.80
Tazed and Confused 8.80 11.60 14.40 10.00 6.80 51.60
Old Kids on the Block 5.80 8.60 13.80 14.00 1.60 43.80
Lay Z Boy 2.00 7.60 15.60 7.00 3.60 35.80
Celebrity Organ Donors 7.40 13.40 11.60 9.00 2.20 43.60
Catholic Nun and the Posse 12.00 15.60 9.20 6.60 5.80 49.20
Backyard Bullies 16.80 14.60 12.20 9.40 6.80 59.80
Injury Prone 6.00 9.40 10.40 5.40 5.00 36.20
Chicken Pluckers 7.80 8.80 13.00 7.40 4.00 41.00
GerfluchtWeasels 11.60 11.60 10.20 8.80 3.00 45.20
Roughed-up Suspects 5.00 10.20 9.60 8.20 5.80 38.80
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.23 11.05 11.60 8.47 4.68 44.03
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 9.20 12.40 11.80 6.40 3.00 42.80
Toilet Trainers 6.20 9.20 14.40 6.60 7.60 44.00
Tazed and Confused 8.20 10.60 11.20 10.00 4.00 44.00
Old Kids on the Block 8.80 12.20 12.80 6.60 3.40 43.80
Lay Z Boy 10.40 7.20 13.20 5.40 2.60 38.80
Celebrity Organ Donors 8.40 9.40 11.00 9.00 4.00 41.80
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.60 10.80 12.00 6.40 3.40 40.20
Backyard Bullies 9.00 7.40 9.60 11.00 3.60 40.60
Injury Prone 5.80 12.60 12.00 10.40 5.40 46.20
Chicken Pluckers 8.60 15.20 12.60 9.60 7.80 53.80
GerfluchtWeasels 9.20 12.20 7.80 8.60 7.20 45.00
Roughed-up Suspects 7.40 13.40 10.80 11.60 4.20 47.40
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.23 11.05 11.60 8.47 4.68 44.03
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 5
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Lay Z Boy 35.80 42.96 38.80 -4.16
Old Kids on the Bloc 43.80 46.48 43.80 -2.68
Backyard Bullies 59.80 43.28 40.60 -2.68
Celebrity Organ Dono 43.60 44.28 41.80 -2.48
GerfluchtWeasels 45.20 46.48 45.00 -1.48
Toilet Trainers 35.80 44.60 44.00 -0.60
Ebonic Plague 47.60 42.80 42.80 0.00
Catholic Nun and the 49.20 39.08 40.20 1.12
Roughed-up Suspects 38.80 45.72 47.40 1.68
Injury Prone 36.20 42.56 46.20 3.64
Tazed and Confused 51.60 40.28 44.00 3.72
Chicken Pluckers 41.00 49.88 53.80 3.92
Game Details for Week 5
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Tazed and Confused 46 Celebrity Organ Donors 42
Both desperate to win
Too many points from the Bears
You should be ashamed
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| Celebrity Organ Donors |
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Tazed and Confused |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Grossman, Rex
| BEAR
| 11
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QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 10
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| RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 3
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RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 6
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| RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 3
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RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 4
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| WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 1
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WR
| Berrian, Bernard
| BEAR
| 9
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| WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 1
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WR
| Bruce, Isaac
| RAMS
| 0
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| WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 0
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WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 0
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| PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 19
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PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 11
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| DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 4
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DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 6
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brunell, Mark
| SKNS
| 1
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QB
| Kitna, Jon
| LION
| 9
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| RB
| Bell, Mike
| BRNC
| 0
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RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 0
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| RB
| Brown, Chris
| TITN
| 0
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RB
| Morris, Maurice
| SEAH
| 0
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| RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 3
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WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 0
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| WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 1
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WR
| Stallworth, Donte'
| EAGL
| 0
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| WR
| Moulds, Eric
| TEXN
| 0
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TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 0
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 49 Chicken Pluckers 35
An All-Star roster
if it was three years ago
Nice line-up, Pluckers
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| Chicken Pluckers |
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Catholic Nun and the Posse |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Bledsoe, Drew
| CWBY
| 5
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QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 9
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| RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 2
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RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 1
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| RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 11
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RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 8
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| WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 2
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WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 1
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| WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 7
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WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 6
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| WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 0
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TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 0
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| PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 8
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PK
| Team PK, CWBY
| CWBY
| 6
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| DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 0
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DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 18
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 10
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QB
| Johnson, Brad
| VIKS
| 6
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| RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 1
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RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 0
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| RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 1
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WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 0
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| WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 1
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PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 0
|
| WR
| Toomer, Amani
| GIAN
| 3
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DF
| Team Defense, BNGL
| BNGL
| 0
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| DF
| Team Defense, BUCS
| BUCS
| 0
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|
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Ebonic Plague 50 Old Kids on the Block 40
You can’t stop Vince Young
You can only slow him down
Is this sarcasm?
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| Ebonic Plague |
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Old Kids on the Block |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 7
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QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 6
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| RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 4
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RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 4
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| RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 10
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RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 3
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| WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 1
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WR
| Furrey, Mike
| LION
| 1
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| WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 6
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WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 10
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| WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 10
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WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 1
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| PK
| Team PK, CARD
| CARD
| 10
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PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 11
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| DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 2
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DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 4
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 0
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QB
| Green, Trent
| CHFS
| 0
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| RB
| Bennett, Michael
| CHFS
| 0
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RB
| Anderson, Mike
| RAVN
| 1
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| RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 2
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RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 0
|
| RB
| Lundy, Wali
| TEXN
| 0
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WR
| Henry, Chris
| BNGL
| 0
|
| WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 2
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WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 0
|
|
|
|
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TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 8
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Backyard Bullies 60 GerfluchtWeasels 46
Newbie keeps winning
Defending Vermin fall short
ripped up by Eagles
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| GerfluchtWeasels |
at |
Backyard Bullies |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 11
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QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 18
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| RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 0
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RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 2
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| RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 9
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RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 10
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| WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 8
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WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 1
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| WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 1
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WR
| Gabriel, Doug
| PATS
| 0
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| WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 2
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WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 7
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| PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 13
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PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 8
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| DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
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DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 14
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 8
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QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 6
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| RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 0
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RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 0
|
| WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 0
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RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 0
|
| TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 1
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WR
| Clayton, Michael
| BUCS
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 9
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WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 9
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| DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 0
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WR
| Jenkins, Michael
| FALC
| 0
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Toilet Trainers 27 Lay Z Boy 23
Someone had to win
With many Jets and Raiders
Lay Z Boy’s hurting
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| Lay Z Boy |
at |
Toilet Trainers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| -2
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QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 6
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| RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 4
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RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 1
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| RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 2
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RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 2
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| WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 0
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WR
| Bennett, Drew
| TITN
| 0
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| WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 8
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WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 8
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| WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 1
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TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 1
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| PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 0
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PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 8
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| DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 10
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DF
| Team Defense, COLT
| COLT
| 1
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 0
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QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 0
|
| RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 7
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RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 2
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| RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 1
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RB
| Richardson, Tony
| VIKS
| 0
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| WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 0
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WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
|
| WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 1
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WR
| Williams, Reggie
| JGRS
| 8
|
|
|
|
|
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PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 0
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Injury Prone 41 Roughed-Up Suspects 36
Suspects are missing
Team runs on auto-pilot
Not enough this time
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| Roughed-Up Suspects |
at |
Injury Prone |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 0
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QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 1
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| RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 6
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RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 4
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| RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 5
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RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 4
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| WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 8
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WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 8
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| WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 0
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WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 7
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| WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 1
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WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 6
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| PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 3
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PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 8
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| DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 13
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DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 3
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| -1
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QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 0
|
| RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 13
| |
QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 4
|
| WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 9
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RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 2
|
| WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 1
| |
WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 0
|
|
|
|
|
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PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 14
|
|
|
|
|
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DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 2
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