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Herve Villachaize Scores Big in RABEFL Season Opener
Three teams in the HV Division all were able to win their openers, including Week 1 high-scorer,
communal-drafting, Roughed-Up Suspects. The pre-determined waiver draft order now seems particularly
unfair, given the week’s results, but the league office would not return phone calls about the matter.
In other news, MX Bob Productions, in partnership with FootballBob.com enterprises, is pleased to
announce the start of new serial, Football Attraction. It is hoped that the notoriously unreliable
recluse, MX Bob, will focus his attention long enough to actually finish it.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 1
Game Results for Week 1
Standings as of Week 1
Schedule for Week 2
Draft Order Week 2
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Game Details for Week 1
Football Attraction, Installment One - Opening Kickoff
Game Results for Week 1
| Toilet Trainers |
51 |
Ebonic Plague |
44 |
Tazed and confused |
53 |
GerfluchtWeasels |
39 |
Old Kids on the Block |
52 |
Injury Prone |
23 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
46 |
Lay Z Boy |
24 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
58 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
45 |
Backyard Bullies |
44 |
Chicken Pluckers |
28 |
Standings as of Week 1
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Old Kids on the Block 1 0 0 52 23 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
Catholic Nun and the 0 1 0 45 58 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Ebonic Plague 0 1 0 44 51 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Chicken Pluckers 0 1 0 28 44 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Wendy O Williams Division
Toilet Trainers 1 0 0 51 44 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
Backyard Bullies 1 0 0 44 28 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
GerfluchtWeasels 0 1 0 39 53 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Lay Z Boy 0 1 0 24 46 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Herve Villachaize Division
Roughed-up Suspects 1 0 0 58 45 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
Tazed and confused 1 0 0 53 39 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 1 0 0 46 24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 W 1
Injury Prone 0 1 0 23 52 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 L 1
Schedule for Week 2
Toilet Trainers (1-0) at Roughed-up Suspects (1-0)
Chicken Pluckers (0-1) at Tazed and confused (1-0)
GerfluchtWeasels (0-1) at Old Kids on the Block (1-0)
Injury Prone (0-1) at Lay Z Boy (0-1)
Celebrity Organ Donors (1-0) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (0-1)
Backyard Bullies (1-0) at Ebonic Plague (0-1)
Draft Order Week 2
1. Roughed-up Suspects
2. GerfluchtWeasels
3. Chicken Pluckers
4. Injury Prone
5. Backyard Bullies
6. Catholic Nun and the Posse
7. Celebrity Organ Donors
8. Lay Z Boy
9. Old Kids on the Block
10. Tazed and confused
11. Toilet Trainers
12. Ebonic Plague
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Ebonic Plague 44 44 0 100.00% 1
Toilet Trainers 51 51 0 100.00% 1
Injury Prone 23 23 0 100.00% 1
GerfluchtWeasels 39 39 0 100.00% 1
Backyard Bullies 45 44 1 97.78% 1
Celebrity Organ Donors 48 46 2 95.83% 1
Catholic Nun and the Posse 48 45 3 93.75% 1
Roughed-up Suspects 68 58 10 85.29% 1
Old Kids on the Block 61 52 9 85.25% 1
Lay Z Boy 30 24 6 80.00% 1
Tazed and confused 80 53 27 66.25% 1
Chicken Pluckers 45 28 17 62.22% 1
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 1.00 7.00 10.00 10.00 16.00 44.00
Toilet Trainers 11.00 20.00 10.00 8.00 2.00 51.00
Tazed and confused 8.00 10.00 4.00 15.00 16.00 53.00
Old Kids on the Block 0.00 9.00 20.00 21.00 2.00 52.00
Lay Z Boy 2.00 6.00 4.00 12.00 0.00 24.00
Celebrity Organ Donors 16.00 17.00 9.00 4.00 0.00 46.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.00 10.00 16.00 12.00 0.00 45.00
Backyard Bullies 16.00 11.00 6.00 9.00 2.00 44.00
Injury Prone 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 10.00 23.00
Chicken Pluckers 5.00 4.00 8.00 7.00 4.00 28.00
GerfluchtWeasels 10.00 11.00 11.00 5.00 2.00 39.00
Roughed-up Suspects 2.00 24.00 18.00 10.00 4.00 58.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES 6.75 11.00 10.00 9.67 4.83 42.25
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 11.00 20.00 10.00 8.00 2.00 51.00
Toilet Trainers 1.00 7.00 10.00 10.00 16.00 44.00
Tazed and confused 10.00 11.00 11.00 5.00 2.00 39.00
Old Kids on the Block 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 10.00 23.00
Lay Z Boy 16.00 17.00 9.00 4.00 0.00 46.00
Celebrity Organ Donors 2.00 6.00 4.00 12.00 0.00 24.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse 2.00 24.00 18.00 10.00 4.00 58.00
Backyard Bullies 5.00 4.00 8.00 7.00 4.00 28.00
Injury Prone 0.00 9.00 20.00 21.00 2.00 52.00
Chicken Pluckers 16.00 11.00 6.00 9.00 2.00 44.00
GerfluchtWeasels 8.00 10.00 4.00 15.00 16.00 53.00
Roughed-up Suspects 7.00 10.00 16.00 12.00 0.00 45.00
LEAGUE AVERAGES 6.75 11.00 10.00 9.67 4.83 42.25
Game Details for Week 1
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Backyard Bullies 44 Chicken Pluckers 28
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| Backyard Bullies |
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Chicken Pluckers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| McNabb, Donovan
| EAGL
| 16
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QB
| Bledsoe, Drew
| CWBY
| 5
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| RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 9
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RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 2
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| RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 2
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RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 2
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| WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 2
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WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 3
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| WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 1
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WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 4
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| WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 3
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WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 1
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| PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 9
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PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 7
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| DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 2
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DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 4
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 0
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QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 12
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| RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 3
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RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 1
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| RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 2
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RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 9
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| WR
| Clayton, Michael
| BUCS
| 1
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WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 4
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Roughed-Up Suspects 58 Catholic Nun and the Posse 45
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| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
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Roughed-Up Suspects |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 7
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QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 2
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| RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 10
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RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 14
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| RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 0
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RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 10
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| WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 6
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WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 9
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| WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 2
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WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 1
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| TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 8
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WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 8
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| PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 12
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PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 10
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| DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 0
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DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 4
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| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Johnson, Brad
| VIKS
| 7
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QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| 7
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| RB
| Fason, Ciatrick
| VIKS
| 0
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RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 1
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| RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 3
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WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 6
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| WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 0
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WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 0
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Toilet Trainers 51 Ebonic Plague 44
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| Ebonic Plague |
at |
Toilet Trainers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 1
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QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 11
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| RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 2
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RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 9
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| RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 5
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RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 11
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| WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 4
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WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 1
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| WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 5
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WR
| White, Roddy
| FALC
| 0
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| WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 1
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TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 9
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| PK
| Team PK, CARD
| CARD
| 10
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PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 8
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| DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 16
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DF
| Team Defense, COLT
| COLT
| 2
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| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Bennett, Michael
| CHFS
| 0
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QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 1
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| RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 1
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RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 4
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| RB
| Lundy, Wali
| TEXN
| 1
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RB
| Richardson, Tony
| VIKS
| 0
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| WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 0
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PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 8
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Celebrity Organ Donors 46 Lay Z Boy 24
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| Lay Z Boy |
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Celebrity Organ Donors |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Brooks, Aaron
| RDRS
| 2
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QB
| Warner, Kurt
| CARD
| 16
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| RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 6
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RB
| Bell, Mike
| BRNC
| 9
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| RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 0
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RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 8
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| WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 0
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WR
| Kennison, Eddie
| CHFS
| 0
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| WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 1
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WR
| Moulds, Eric
| TEXN
| 8
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| WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 3
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WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 1
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| PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 12
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PK
| Team PK, STLR
| STLR
| 4
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| DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 0
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DF
| Team Defense, BUCS
| BUCS
| 0
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| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 0
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RB
| Brown, Chris
| TITN
| 2
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| RB
| White, LenDale
| TITN
| 0
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RB
| Portis, Clinton
| SKNS
| 7
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| WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 6
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RB
| Rhodes, Dominic
| COLT
| 7
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| WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 0
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WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 2
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Old Kids on the Block 52 Injury Prone 23
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| Old Kids on the Block |
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Injury Prone |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Green, Trent
| CHFS
| 0
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QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 3
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| RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 5
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RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 2
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| RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 4
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RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 1
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| WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 4
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WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 1
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| WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 9
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WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 2
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| TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 7
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WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| 1
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| PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 21
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PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 3
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| DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 2
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DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 10
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| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Anderson, Mike
| RAVN
| 1
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QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| -2
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| RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 14
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QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 0
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| WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 0
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RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 1
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| WR
| Wilford, Ernest
| JGRS
| 2
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PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 0
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Tazed and confused 53 GerfluchtWeasels 39
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| Tazed and confused |
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GerfluchtWeasels |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 8
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QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 10
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| RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 1
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RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 7
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| RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 9
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RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 4
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| WR
| Curtis, Kevin
| RAMS
| 0
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WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 8
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| WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 3
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WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 0
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| TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 1
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WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 3
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| PK
| Team PK, COLT
| COLT
| 15
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PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 5
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| DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 16
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DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
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| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 17
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QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 3
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| RB
| Morris, Maurice
| SEAH
| 0
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RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 4
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| WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 1
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WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 0
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| WR
| Stallworth, Donte'
| EAGL
| 11
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TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 0
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