RABEFL 2006 - Week 17 Report

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Chickens Drink from Toilet Bowl
Plague Overcomes Cons

RABEFL 2006 - Week 17

Game Results for Toilet Bowl

Season Ending Statistics

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Final Luck Meter Reading

Good Luck / Bad Luck Awards

The Stool Helper Toilet Bowl

Chicken Pluckers

Celebrity Organ Donors

Chicken Pluckers swirled into the history books, becoming the first team to win three Toilet Bowls and breaking up the logjam at two. “They are the top loser”, panned one cynic, but in their defense, the franchise is still the only one in the league to win two Souper Bowls in a row and has the all-time playoff win record of 20.

Celebrity Organ Donors				at	Chicken Pluckers
Active Players
QB	Grossman, Rex	BEAR	-4		QB	Green, Trent	CHFS	4
RB	Betts, Ladell	SKNS	10		RB	Bell, Mike	BRNC	3
RB	James, Edgerrin	CARD	8		RB	Dillon, Corey	PATS	16
WR	Colston, Marques	SNTS	0		WR	Glenn, Terry	CWBY	4
WR	Cotchery, Jerricho	JETS	2		WR	Harrison, Marvin	COLT	8
WR	Williams, Roy	LION	16		WR	Owens, Terrell	CWBY	10
PK	Team PK, COLT	COLT	10		PK	Team PK, SEAH	SEAH	11
DF	Team Defense, PATS	PATS	6		DF	Team Defense, FALC	FALC	1
Reserve Players
RB	Thomas, Anthony	BILL	0		QB	Huard, Damon	CHFS	0
WR	Kennison, Eddie	CHFS	11		QB	Leftwich, Byron	JGRS	0
WR	Mason, Derrick	RAVN	1		RB	Jones, Kevin	LION	0
PK	Team PK, BEAR	BEAR	1		RB	Taylor, Fred	JGRS	8
					WR	Horn, Joe	SNTS	0
					PK	Team PK, EAGL	EAGL	7


Points Played Percentages
Ebonic Plague took a wire-to-wire win in the first of the non-paying awards,
Points Played Percentage. He achieved what could be a league record, if only
the league historian would get off his dead ass and look it up. 

Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Ebonic Plague                        949       881      68     92.83%      17
Backyard Bullies                     924       819     105     88.64%      17
Catholic Nun and the Posse           955       824     131     86.28%      17
Lay Z Boy                            750       646     104     86.13%      16
Celebrity Organ Donors               830       698     132     84.10%      17
Tazed and Confused                   990       827     163     83.54%      16
Toilet Trainers                      978       801     177     81.90%      16
Injury Prone                         723       573     150     79.25%      16
GerfluchtWeasels                     922       726     196     78.74%      16
Chicken Pluckers                     977       759     218     77.69%      17
Old Kids on the Block               1042       799     243     76.68%      17
Roughed-up Suspects                  816       615     201     75.37%      16



Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
In the tightest points chase in league history, Ebonic Plague took the title by a
mere 10 points, over Special Teams and Defense strong Tazed and Confused. Although
they lead in no single category, a balanced and consistent line-up, with frequent
Larry Johnson explosions, pushed them to the top. Peyton “Mr. Gerbil Franchise”
Manning helped his team easily lead the QB category, while Toilet Trainers put up
a sick 24 point average for the RBs. The communally drafted and unchanged roster
of Roughed-Up Suspects lead the WR category until the last week, when Chicken
Pluckers pecked out the eyes of the fowl embodiment of their non-paying-award
dreams. 

Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    9.53  14.24  14.24     6.94   6.88    51.82
Toilet Trainers                  7.94  24.19   6.81     6.69   4.44    50.06
Tazed and Confused               9.13  12.50  13.50     8.31   8.25    51.69
Old Kids on the Block            9.35  13.47  12.65     7.94   3.59    47.00
Lay Z Boy                        4.69  11.31  12.38     7.75   4.19    40.31
Celebrity Organ Donors           5.88  10.88  12.71     7.88   3.71    41.06
Catholic Nun and the Posse      12.18  11.00  13.35     6.59   5.35    48.47
Backyard Bullies                 9.12  14.12  13.29     7.00   4.65    48.18
Injury Prone                     8.19  10.13   7.00     6.00   4.50    35.81
Chicken Pluckers                 6.65  11.29  17.53     7.00   3.35    45.82
GerfluchtWeasels                 8.44  12.69  13.13     7.13   4.00    45.38
Roughed-up Suspects              1.56   8.25  16.69     7.19   4.13    37.81
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.75  12.83  12.81     7.20   4.75    45.34



Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Let’s see, what was the point of this report again?

Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    9.53  10.82  11.53     6.00   4.18    42.06
Toilet Trainers                  7.69  12.25  15.81     6.88   7.75    50.38
Tazed and Confused               8.50  14.44  11.44     5.69   4.25    44.31
Old Kids on the Block            7.35  13.47  12.06     8.12   4.88    45.88
Lay Z Boy                        7.67  10.80  14.07     6.33   3.27    42.13
Celebrity Organ Donors           7.24  12.76  10.12     7.29   3.18    40.59
Catholic Nun and the Posse       6.59  11.24  11.82     5.94   4.71    40.29
Backyard Bullies                 8.56  14.00  12.56     7.39   3.17    45.67
Injury Prone                     4.88  12.56  16.69     8.31   5.50    47.94
Chicken Pluckers                 8.41  16.41  11.06     8.24   6.00    50.12
GerfluchtWeasels                 9.75  11.63  14.31     7.25   4.81    47.75
Roughed-up Suspects              6.75  13.25  12.81     8.94   5.44    47.19
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.75  12.83  12.81     7.20   4.75    45.34



Luck Meter (lower is luckier)
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
Catholic Nun and the    48.47        46.08          40.29         -5.78
Celebrity Organ Dono    41.06        44.33          40.24         -4.10
Ebonic Plague           51.82        45.01          42.06         -2.95
Lay Z Boy               40.38        46.41          43.94         -2.47
Backyard Bullies        48.18        45.65          44.18         -1.48
Old Kids on the Bloc    47.00        46.62          45.41         -1.21
Tazed and Confused      51.69        43.37          44.94          1.57
Roughed-up Suspects     38.44        45.04          47.06          2.02
GerfluchtWeasels        45.38        45.36          47.75          2.39
Injury Prone            35.81        44.86          47.75          2.89
Chicken Pluckers        44.65        45.71          50.12          4.41
Toilet Trainers         50.06        44.98          50.38          5.40

Good Luck Awards

Lowest point total in victory:
Old Kids on the Block 19

Most games won when scoring less than 50 points:
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7

Most games won when scoring less than 40 points:
Lay Z Boy, Backyard Bullies, Roughed-up Suspects 2

Most games won by 5 points or less:
Toilet Trainers, Lay Z Boy, Catholic Nun and the Posse, Injury Prone, GerfluchtWeasels, Roughed-up Suspects 2

Most games won by 10 points or less:
Ebonic Plague 5

Lowest points against:
Celebrity Organ Donors 684

Bad Luck Awards

Highest point total in loss:
Tazed and Confused 67

Most games lost when scoring 50 or more points:
Toilet Trainers 4

Most games lost when scoring 40 or more points:
Toilet Trainers 7

Most games lost by 5 points or less:
Backyard Bullies 3

Most games lost by 10 points or less:
Celebrity Organ Donors 5

Highest points against:
Chicken Pluckers 852

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