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Nuns Succumb to Plague

Ebonic Plague’s season began with picking the number one seed, and ended with their second coveted Bill Goldsworthy Cup. From the start of the season...
In the still questionably restored, Sister Kissing Bowl, league sophomore, Old Kids on the Block, beat league rookie, Backyard Bullies, to move up the championship ladder...
In the loser bracket,it was the 10 Seed, Chicken Pluckers, getting past Lay Z Boy. Waiting for them is Celebrity Organ Donors, who quadrupled up Injury Prone...

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RABEFL 2006 - Week 16

Game Results for Week 16

Schedule for Week 17

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 16

Game Results for Week 16

Souper Bowl Forniteen
Ebonic Plague 55 Catholic Nun and the Posse 31
 
Sister Kissing Bowl
Old Kids on the Block 52 Backyard Bullies 37
 
Consolation Bracket
Chicken Pluckers 49 Lay Z Boy 28
Celebrity Organ Donors 60 Injury Prone 15

Schedule for Week 17

The Sponsor Pending Toilet Bowl
Celebrity Organ Donors (7-9) at Chicken Pluckers (7-9)




Points Played Percentages

Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Ebonic Plague                        949       881      68     92.83%      17
Backyard Bullies                     924       819     105     88.64%      17
Catholic Nun and the Posse           955       824     131     86.28%      17
Lay Z Boy                            750       646     104     86.13%      16
Celebrity Organ Donors               771       650     121     84.31%      16
Tazed and Confused                   990       827     163     83.54%      16
Toilet Trainers                      978       801     177     81.90%      16
Injury Prone                         723       573     150     79.25%      16
GerfluchtWeasels                     922       726     196     78.74%      16
Chicken Pluckers                     915       702     213     76.72%      16
Old Kids on the Block               1042       799     243     76.68%      17
Roughed-up Suspects                  816       615     201     75.37%      16




Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    9.53  14.24  14.24     6.94   6.88    51.82
Toilet Trainers                  7.94  24.19   6.81     6.69   4.44    50.06
Tazed and Confused               9.13  12.50  13.50     8.31   8.25    51.69
Old Kids on the Block            9.35  13.47  12.65     7.94   3.59    47.00
Lay Z Boy                        4.69  11.31  12.38     7.75   4.19    40.31
Celebrity Organ Donors           6.50  10.44  12.38     7.75   3.56    40.63
Catholic Nun and the Posse      12.18  11.00  13.35     6.59   5.35    48.47
Backyard Bullies                 9.12  14.12  13.29     7.00   4.65    48.18
Injury Prone                     8.19  10.13   7.00     6.00   4.50    35.81
Chicken Pluckers                 6.81  10.81  16.88     6.75   3.50    44.75
GerfluchtWeasels                 8.44  12.69  13.13     7.13   4.00    45.38
Roughed-up Suspects              1.56   8.25  16.69     7.19   4.13    37.81
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.83  12.77  12.70     7.17   4.76    45.23





Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Ebonic Plague                    9.53  10.82  11.53     6.00   4.18    42.06
Toilet Trainers                  7.69  12.25  15.81     6.88   7.75    50.38
Tazed and Confused               8.50  14.44  11.44     5.69   4.25    44.31
Old Kids on the Block            7.35  13.47  12.06     8.12   4.88    45.88
Lay Z Boy                        7.67  10.80  14.07     6.33   3.27    42.13
Celebrity Organ Donors           7.44  12.38   9.00     7.06   3.31    39.19
Catholic Nun and the Posse       6.59  11.24  11.82     5.94   4.71    40.29
Backyard Bullies                 8.56  14.00  12.56     7.39   3.17    45.67
Injury Prone                     4.88  12.56  16.69     8.31   5.50    47.94
Chicken Pluckers                 9.19  16.31  10.63     8.13   6.00    50.25
GerfluchtWeasels                 9.75  11.63  14.31     7.25   4.81    47.75
Roughed-up Suspects              6.75  13.25  12.81     8.94   5.44    47.19
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.83  12.77  12.70     7.17   4.76    45.23





Opponent Averages Report Through Week 16

                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
Catholic Nun and the    48.47        45.96          40.29         -5.67
Celebrity Organ Dono    40.63        44.26          39.19         -5.08
Ebonic Plague           51.82        44.89          42.06         -2.83
Lay Z Boy               40.38        46.28          43.94         -2.35
Backyard Bullies        48.18        45.58          44.18         -1.41
Old Kids on the Bloc    47.00        46.50          45.41         -1.09
Tazed and Confused      51.69        43.27          44.94          1.67
Roughed-up Suspects     38.44        44.94          47.06          2.12
GerfluchtWeasels        45.38        45.25          47.75          2.50
Injury Prone            35.81        44.73          47.75          3.02
Chicken Pluckers        43.88        45.97          50.25          4.28
Toilet Trainers         50.06        44.85          50.38          5.52

Souper Bowl Forniteen

Ebonic Plague’s season began with picking the number one seed, and ended with their second coveted Bill Goldsworthy Cup. From the start of the season, it was apparent that it was going to be a showdown with the overdue-for-a-new-RABEFL-team-name Catholic Nun and the Posse and the arch-rival Ebs. After splitting in the regular season, it was the balanced spread of the Plague that turned the game into a laugher by Sunday, 4:18 PM CST.

Ebonic Plague  55   Catholic Nun and the Posse  31
 
Ebonic Plague at Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 9   QB Manning, Peyton COLT 15
RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 3   RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 0
RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 11   RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 4
WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 9   WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 0
WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 2   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 1
WR Walker, Javon BRNC 8   TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 0
PK Team PK, PATS PATS 7   PK Team PK, CWBY CWBY 1
DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 6   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 10
Reserve Players
QB Young, Vince TITN 19   QB Rivers, Philip CHGR 11
RB Fargas, Justin RDRS 3   RB Maroney, Laurence PATS 7
RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 4   RB Williams, DeAngelo PTHR 3
WR Bryant, Antonio 49RS 0   WR Branch, Deion SEAH 2
WR Jennings, Greg PCKR 0   WR Clayton, Mark RAVN 10
WR Welker, Wes DLPN 0   DF Team Defense, CHGR CHGR 5
 
 

Sister Kissing Bowl

Old Kids on the Block  52   Backyard Bullies  37

In the still questionably restored, Sister Kissing Bowl, league sophomore, Old Kids on the Block, beat league rookie, Backyard Bullies, to move up the championship ladder. “Last year, the Toilet Bowl, this year, this game, hoo ya. That Brian Goldmeister trophy is ours next year!” bellowed a manic-cycled and improperly medicated, team spokesman.

 
Old Kids on the Block at Backyard Bullies
Active Players
QB Brees, Drew SNTS 6   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 2
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 21   RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 10
RB McGahee, Willis BILL 9   RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 10
WR Galloway, Joey BUCS 1   WR Evans, Lee BILL 8
WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 1   WR Holt, Torry RAMS 2
TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 2   WR Williams, Reggie JGRS 0
PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 7   PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 5
DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 5   DF Team Defense, BILL BILL 0
Reserve Players
QB Carr, David TEXN 6   QB Smith, Alex 49RS 2
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 1   RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 1
RB Henry, Travis TITN 5   RB Norwood, Jerious FALC 0
WR Furrey, Mike LION 10   WR Booker, Marty DLPN 0
WR Henry, Chris BNGL 7   WR Gabriel, Doug PATS 0
PK Team PK, JGRS JGRS 3   PK Team PK, FALC FALC 4
 
 

Consolation Bracket

 In the loser bracket, the largely inactive league historian recently discovered that quite a few teams had two Toilet Bowl crowns, but no one had three. The first game had two such teams and it was the 10 Seed, Chicken Pluckers, getting past Lay Z Boy and having the opportunity to make history. Waiting for them is the Steve Payne coached 11 Seed, Celebrity Organ Donors, who quadrupled up Injury Prone.

Celebrity Organ Donors  60   Injury Prone  15
 
Injury Prone at Celebrity Organ Donors
Active Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 5   QB Grossman, Rex BEAR 7
RB Addai, Joseph COLT 4   RB Betts, Ladell SKNS 17
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 2   RB James, Edgerrin CARD 4
WR Johnson, Keyshawn PTHR 0   WR Colston, Marques SNTS 7
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 0   WR Cotchery, Jerricho JETS 8
WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 0   WR Williams, Roy LION 9
PK Team PK, GIAN GIAN 1   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 6
DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 3   DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 2
Reserve Players
QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 1   RB Thomas, Anthony BILL 0
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 0   WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 6
RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 0   WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 0
WR Jones, Matt JGRS 8   PK Team PK, BEAR BEAR 15
PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 11          
DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 2          
 
 
Chicken Pluckers  49   Lay Z Boy  28
 
Chicken Pluckers at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 5   QB Romo, Tony CWBY 5
RB Bell, Mike BRNC 8   RB Barber, Marion CWBY 0
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 7   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 2
WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 0   WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 0
WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 16   WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 9
WR Owens, Terrell CWBY 6   WR Stallworth, Donte' EAGL 2
PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 5   PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 6
DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 2   DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 4
Reserve Players
QB Huard, Damon CHFS 0   QB Pennington, Chad JETS 8
QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 0
RB Jones, Kevin LION 0   WR Jenkins, Michael FALC 0
RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 0   WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 0
WR Horn, Joe SNTS 0   WR Moss, Randy RDRS 0
PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 12   WR Moss, Santana SKNS 1
 
 
 

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