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Gerbils Conquer Woolf
CN&theP (10-4) eked out a win over Old Kids, then watched the Plague once again fail to infect
poultry; the Chickens pecked the Eb’s Woolf Division title hopes eyes out. Meanwhile, The Tazers
won their game handily over (Missing) Suspects to get the number one-seed.
Rather than another installment of Football Attraction, all that was received was a long, rather
rambling, diatribe, with the main take-away being that the serial will most likely not be
completed this season, but there will be some sort of season-ending cliff-hanger.
RABEFL 2006 - Week 13
Game Results for Week 13
Final Regular Season Standings
Schedule for Playoff Week One
Playoff Draft Order
Points Played Percentages
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 13
Game Details for Week 13
Game Results for Week 13
| Chicken Pluckers |
58 |
Ebonic Plague |
35 |
Catholic Nun and the Posse |
42 |
Old Kids on the Block |
26 |
Toilet Trainers |
61 |
GerfluchtWeasels |
38 |
Lay Z Boy |
41 |
Backyard Bullies |
37 |
Tazed and Confused |
58 |
Roughed-up Suspects |
18 |
Celebrity Organ Donors |
46 |
Injury Prone |
34 |
Final Regular Season Standings
Overall Home Away Division InterDiv
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T Streak
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the 10 4 0 691 556 5 2 0 5 2 0 5 1 0 5 3 0 W 1
Ebonic Plague 9 5 0 746 620 4 3 0 5 2 0 3 3 0 6 2 0 L 1
Old Kids on the Block 6 8 0 639 627 4 3 0 2 5 0 2 4 0 4 4 0 L 1
Chicken Pluckers 5 9 0 591 723 3 4 0 2 5 0 2 4 0 3 5 0 W 1
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies 9 5 0 671 575 5 2 0 4 3 0 2 4 0 7 1 0 L 3
Toilet Trainers 7 7 0 689 670 5 2 0 2 5 0 4 2 0 3 5 0 W 5
GerfluchtWeasels 7 7 0 657 673 4 3 0 3 4 0 3 3 0 4 4 0 L 2
Lay Z Boy 6 8 0 558 612 3 4 0 3 4 0 3 3 0 3 5 0 W 2
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused 10 3 1 718 585 5 2 0 5 1 1 5 0 1 5 3 0 W 5
Roughed-up Suspects 7 6 1 566 653 5 1 1 2 5 0 3 2 1 4 4 0 L 1
Celebrity Organ Donor 5 9 0 536 580 3 4 0 2 5 0 2 4 0 3 5 0 W 1
Injury Prone 2 12 0 497 685 2 5 0 0 7 0 1 5 0 1 7 0 L 9
Schedule for Playoff Week One
Championship Bracket
Old Kids on the Block (6-8) at Tazed and Confused (10-3-1)
Roughed-up Suspects (7-6-1) at Ebonic Plague (9-5)
GerfluchtWeasels (7-7) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (10-4)
Toilet Trainers (7-7) at Backyard Bullies (9-5)
Playoff Draft Order (Injury rules apply)
1. Injury Prone
2. Celebrity Organ Donors
3. Chicken Pluckers
4. Lay Z Boy
5. Old Kids on the Block
6. GerfluchtWeasels
7. Toilet Trainers
8. Roughed-up Suspects
9. Backyard Bullies
10. Ebonic Plague
11. Catholic Nun and the Posse
12. Tazed and Confused
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Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Ebonic Plague 801 746 55 93.13% 14
Backyard Bullies 754 671 83 88.99% 14
Catholic Nun and the Posse 787 691 96 87.80% 14
Lay Z Boy 645 558 87 86.51% 14
Tazed and Confused 846 718 128 84.87% 14
Celebrity Organ Donors 647 536 111 82.84% 14
Toilet Trainers 850 689 161 81.06% 14
GerfluchtWeasels 814 657 157 80.71% 14
Injury Prone 624 497 127 79.65% 14
Roughed-up Suspects 732 566 166 77.32% 14
Old Kids on the Block 830 639 191 76.99% 14
Chicken Pluckers 795 591 204 74.34% 14
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 10.21 15.64 13.50 6.79 7.14 53.29
Toilet Trainers 7.57 23.86 6.36 7.14 4.29 49.21
Tazed and Confused 9.79 11.57 13.64 8.07 8.21 51.29
Old Kids on the Block 8.93 10.57 14.21 8.36 3.57 45.64
Lay Z Boy 4.21 11.00 12.50 7.71 4.36 39.79
Celebrity Organ Donors 6.00 9.50 12.07 7.64 3.07 38.29
Catholic Nun and the Posse 11.57 11.29 14.57 6.93 5.00 49.36
Backyard Bullies 10.14 13.21 13.00 7.36 4.21 47.93
Injury Prone 8.14 10.36 6.79 6.00 4.21 35.50
Chicken Pluckers 7.29 10.14 15.00 7.21 3.57 43.21
GerfluchtWeasels 8.50 12.79 14.21 6.93 4.50 46.93
Roughed-up Suspects 1.79 9.36 17.64 6.93 4.00 39.71
LEAGUE AVERAGES 7.85 12.44 12.79 7.26 4.68 45.01
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Ebonic Plague 10.36 11.50 12.93 6.00 3.50 44.29
Toilet Trainers 7.79 11.50 13.64 7.14 7.79 47.86
Tazed and Confused 7.07 12.43 11.43 5.57 4.57 41.07
Old Kids on the Block 8.71 13.21 11.36 7.50 4.57 45.36
Lay Z Boy 7.77 9.92 14.23 6.31 3.38 41.62
Celebrity Organ Donors 8.00 12.93 9.79 7.14 3.57 41.43
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.43 10.57 12.00 6.14 4.57 39.71
Backyard Bullies 8.47 11.13 12.80 7.40 3.27 43.07
Injury Prone 5.07 12.79 16.86 8.43 6.00 49.14
Chicken Pluckers 8.71 17.14 11.21 8.79 5.79 51.64
GerfluchtWeasels 9.50 12.07 15.29 7.14 4.07 48.07
Roughed-up Suspects 6.21 14.00 12.07 9.43 5.07 46.79
LEAGUE AVERAGES 7.85 12.44 12.79 7.26 4.68 45.01
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 13
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Catholic Nun and the 49.36 45.12 39.71 -5.41
Backyard Bullies 47.93 44.86 41.07 -3.79
Celebrity Organ Dono 38.29 44.92 41.43 -3.49
Lay Z Boy 39.86 46.01 43.71 -2.30
Tazed and Confused 51.29 43.06 41.79 -1.28
Old Kids on the Bloc 45.64 45.65 44.79 -0.87
Ebonic Plague 53.29 44.56 44.29 -0.28
Roughed-up Suspects 40.43 44.61 46.64 2.03
GerfluchtWeasels 46.93 45.00 48.07 3.07
Toilet Trainers 49.21 44.67 47.86 3.18
Injury Prone 35.50 45.32 48.93 3.61
Chicken Pluckers 42.21 46.14 51.64 5.50
Game Details for Week 13
|
Catholic Nun and the Posse 42 Old Kids on the Block 26
|
| |
| Catholic Nun and the Posse |
at |
Old Kids on the Block |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Manning, Peyton
| COLT
| 7
| |
QB
| Brees, Drew
| SNTS
| 7
|
| RB
| Jacobs, Brandon
| GIAN
| 3
| |
RB
| Henry, Travis
| TITN
| 3
|
| RB
| Westbrook, Brian
| EAGL
| 10
| |
RB
| Jackson, Steven
| RAMS
| 5
|
| WR
| Branch, Deion
| SEAH
| 0
| |
WR
| Galloway, Joey
| BUCS
| 1
|
| WR
| Robinson, Marcus
| VIKS
| 1
| |
WR
| Henry, Chris
| BNGL
| 0
|
| WR
| Wayne, Reggie
| COLT
| 2
| |
WR
| Johnson, Andre
| TEXN
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, CWBY
| CWBY
| 13
| |
PK
| Team PK, RAMS
| RAMS
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, VIKS
| VIKS
| 6
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BRNC
| BRNC
| 2
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Rivers, Philip
| CHGR
| 5
| |
QB
| Carr, David
| TEXN
| -2
|
| RB
| Maroney, Laurence
| PATS
| 0
| |
RB
| Dunn, Warrick
| FALC
| 3
|
| RB
| Williams, DeAngelo
| PTHR
| 12
| |
RB
| McGahee, Willis
| BILL
| 7
|
| WR
| Clayton, Mark
| RAVN
| 1
| |
WR
| Furrey, Mike
| LION
| 10
|
| TE
| Shockey, Jeremy
| GIAN
| 8
| |
TE
| Gates, Antonio
| CHGR
| 9
|
| DF
| Team Defense, CHGR
| CHGR
| 6
| |
PK
| Team PK, JGRS
| JGRS
| 7
|
| |
| |
|
Celebrity Organ Donors 46 Injury Prone 34
|
| |
| Celebrity Organ Donors |
at |
Injury Prone |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Grossman, Rex
| BEAR
| -3
| |
QB
| Roethlisberger, Ben
| STLR
| 10
|
| RB
| Betts, Ladell
| SKNS
| 12
| |
RB
| Addai, Joseph
| COLT
| 2
|
| RB
| James, Edgerrin
| CARD
| 4
| |
RB
| Jones, Thomas
| BEAR
| 1
|
| WR
| Cotchery, Jerricho
| JETS
| 9
| |
WR
| Johnson, Keyshawn
| PTHR
| 8
|
| WR
| Mason, Derrick
| RAVN
| 9
| |
WR
| Smith, Rod
| BRNC
| -1
|
| WR
| Williams, Roy
| LION
| 2
| |
WR
| Taylor, Travis
| VIKS
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, COLT
| COLT
| 5
| |
PK
| Team PK, GIAN
| GIAN
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PATS
| PATS
| 8
| |
DF
| Team Defense, STLR
| STLR
| 6
|
| Reserve Players |
| RB
| Thomas, Anthony
| BILL
| 1
| |
QB
| Hasselbeck, Matt
| SEAH
| 1
|
| WR
| Colston, Marques
| SNTS
| 0
| |
QB
| Plummer, Jake
| BRNC
| 0
|
| WR
| Kennison, Eddie
| CHFS
| 10
| |
RB
| Williams, Carnell
| BUCS
| 1
|
| PK
| Team PK, BEAR
| BEAR
| 3
| |
WR
| Jones, Matt
| JGRS
| 10
|
| DF
| Team Defense, EAGL
| EAGL
| 2
| |
PK
| Team PK, RDRS
| RDRS
| 2
|
|
|
|
|
| |
DF
| Team Defense, DLPN
| DLPN
| 3
|
| |
| |
|
Chicken Pluckers 58 Ebonic Plague 35
|
| |
| Chicken Pluckers |
at |
Ebonic Plague |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Green, Trent
| CHFS
| 18
| |
QB
| Palmer, Carson
| BNGL
| 7
|
| RB
| Jones, Kevin
| LION
| 4
| |
RB
| Fargas, Justin
| RDRS
| 7
|
| RB
| Taylor, Fred
| JGRS
| 3
| |
RB
| Johnson, Larry
| CHFS
| 5
|
| WR
| Glenn, Terry
| CWBY
| 2
| |
WR
| Fitzgerald, Larry
| CARD
| 7
|
| WR
| Harrison, Marvin
| COLT
| 12
| |
WR
| Muhammad, Muhsin
| BEAR
| 0
|
| WR
| Owens, Terrell
| CWBY
| 3
| |
WR
| Walker, Javon
| BRNC
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, SEAH
| SEAH
| 14
| |
PK
| Team PK, PATS
| PATS
| 8
|
| DF
| Team Defense, FALC
| FALC
| 2
| |
DF
| Team Defense, RAVN
| RAVN
| 1
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Huard, Damon
| CHFS
| 0
| |
QB
| Young, Vince
| TITN
| 11
|
| QB
| Leftwich, Byron
| JGRS
| 0
| |
RB
| Droughns, Reuben
| BRWN
| 9
|
| RB
| Bell, Mike
| BRNC
| 0
| |
RB
| Foster, DeShaun
| PTHR
| 0
|
| RB
| Dillon, Corey
| PATS
| 19
| |
WR
| Bryant, Antonio
| 49RS
| 9
|
| WR
| Horn, Joe
| SNTS
| 0
| |
WR
| Jennings, Greg
| PCKR
| 0
|
| PK
| Team PK, EAGL
| EAGL
| 9
| |
WR
| Welker, Wes
| DLPN
| 1
|
| |
| |
|
Toilet Trainers 61 GerfluchtWeasels 38
|
| |
| GerfluchtWeasels |
at |
Toilet Trainers |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Bulger, Marc
| RAMS
| 10
| |
QB
| Vick, Michael
| FALC
| 12
|
| RB
| Barlow, Kevan
| JETS
| 0
| |
RB
| Lewis, Jamal
| RAVN
| 3
|
| RB
| Parker, Willie
| STLR
| 3
| |
RB
| Tomlinson, LaDainian
| CHGR
| 19
|
| WR
| Boldin, Anquan
| CARD
| 1
| |
WR
| Randle El, Antwaan
| SKNS
| 0
|
| WR
| Smith, Steve
| PTHR
| 8
| |
WR
| Washington, Nate
| STLR
| 3
|
| TE
| Cooley, Chris
| SKNS
| 0
| |
TE
| Gonzalez, Tony
| CHFS
| 16
|
| PK
| Team PK, CHFS
| CHFS
| 4
| |
PK
| Team PK, VIKS
| VIKS
| 7
|
| DF
| Team Defense, SEAH
| SEAH
| 12
| |
DF
| Team Defense, CWBY
| CWBY
| 1
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Manning, Eli
| GIAN
| 12
| |
QB
| Delhomme, Jake
| PTHR
| 14
|
| RB
| Green, Ahman
| PCKR
| 5
| |
RB
| Bush, Reggie
| SNTS
| 30
|
| WR
| Edwards, Braylon
| BRWN
| 7
| |
RB
| Strong, Mack
| SEAH
| 0
|
| WR
| Williamson, Troy
| VIKS
| 0
| |
WR
| Brown, Troy
| PATS
| 2
|
| PK
| Team PK, BRNC
| BRNC
| 9
| |
WR
| Burleson, Nate
| SEAH
| 0
|
| DF
| Team Defense, GIAN
| GIAN
| 2
| |
TE
| Winslow, Kellen
| BRWN
| 1
|
| |
| |
|
Lay Z Boy 41 Backyard Bullies 37
|
| |
| Lay Z Boy |
at |
Backyard Bullies |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Romo, Tony
| CWBY
| 2
| |
QB
| Favre, Brett
| PCKR
| 5
|
| RB
| Barber, Marion
| CWBY
| 15
| |
RB
| Johnson, Rudi
| BNGL
| 1
|
| RB
| Barber, Tiki
| GIAN
| 5
| |
RB
| McAllister, Deuce
| SNTS
| 5
|
| WR
| Coles, Laveranues
| JETS
| 1
| |
WR
| Chambers, Chris
| DLPN
| 4
|
| WR
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J.
| BNGL
| 10
| |
WR
| Evans, Lee
| BILL
| 1
|
| WR
| Moss, Randy
| RDRS
| 1
| |
WR
| Holt, Torry
| RAMS
| 10
|
| PK
| Team PK, BNGL
| BNGL
| 7
| |
PK
| Team PK, PTHR
| PTHR
| 7
|
| DF
| Team Defense, PTHR
| PTHR
| 0
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BILL
| BILL
| 4
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| Pennington, Chad
| JETS
| 10
| |
QB
| Smith, Alex
| 49RS
| 3
|
| RB
| Jordan, LaMont
| RDRS
| 0
| |
RB
| Bell, Tatum
| BRNC
| 5
|
| WR
| Jenkins, Michael
| FALC
| 7
| |
RB
| Norwood, Jerious
| FALC
| 10
|
| WR
| McCardell, Keenan
| CHGR
| 0
| |
WR
| Gabriel, Doug
| PATS
| 0
|
| WR
| Moss, Santana
| SKNS
| 10
| |
WR
| Williams, Reggie
| JGRS
| 1
|
| WR
| Stallworth, Donte'
| EAGL
| 10
| |
PK
| Team PK, FALC
| FALC
| 6
|
| |
| |
|
Tazed and Confused 58 Roughed-Up Suspects 18
|
| |
| Roughed-Up Suspects |
at |
Tazed and Confused |
| Active Players |
| QB
| Culpepper, Daunte
| DLPN
| 0
| |
QB
| Brady, Tom
| PATS
| 5
|
| RB
| Brown, Ronnie
| DLPN
| 0
| |
RB
| Alexander, Shaun
| SEAH
| 9
|
| RB
| Taylor, Chester
| VIKS
| 3
| |
RB
| Jones-Drew, Maurice
| JGRS
| 7
|
| WR
| Burress, Plaxico
| GIAN
| 7
| |
WR
| Driver, Donald
| PCKR
| 7
|
| WR
| Johnson, Chad
| BNGL
| 3
| |
WR
| Henderson, Devery
| SNTS
| 0
|
| WR
| Ward, Hines
| STLR
| 0
| |
WR
| Jackson, Darrell
| SEAH
| 3
|
| PK
| Team PK, RAVN
| RAVN
| 1
| |
PK
| Team PK, CHGR
| CHGR
| 7
|
| DF
| Team Defense, JGRS
| JGRS
| 4
| |
DF
| Team Defense, BEAR
| BEAR
| 20
|
| Reserve Players |
| QB
| McNair, Steve
| RAVN
| 8
| |
QB
| Cutler, Jay
| BRNC
| 7
|
| RB
| Benson, Cedric
| BEAR
| 8
| |
RB
| Gore, Frank
| 49RS
| 2
|
| WR
| Brown, Reggie
| EAGL
| 9
| |
RB
| Jones, Julius
| CWBY
| 0
|
| WR
| Jurevicius, Joe
| BRWN
| 3
| |
WR
| Berrian, Bernard
| BEAR
| 0
|
|
|
|
|
| |
TE
| Crumpler, Alge
| FALC
| 8
|
|
|
|
|
| |
TE
| Heap, Todd
| RAVN
| 1
|
| |
| |
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