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RABEFL 2006 - Week 11

Game Results for Week 11

Standings as of Week 11

Schedule for Week 12

Draft Order Week 12

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11

Game Details for Week 11

Game Results for Week 11

Game 1
Roughed-up Suspects 58 Lay Z Boy 42
Catholic Nun and the Posse 43 GerfluchtWeasels 40
Backyard Bullies 39 Injury Prone 28
Ebonic Plague 46 Celebrity Organ Donors 18
Toilet Trainers 78 Chicken Pluckers 25
Tazed and Confused 55 Old Kids on the Block 36
Game 2
GerfluchtWeasels 40 Backyard Bullies 39
Tazed and Confused 55 Celebrity Organ Donors 18
Roughed-up Suspects 58 Injury Prone 28
Ebonic Plague 46 Old Kids on the Block 36
Catholic Nun and the Posse 43 Chicken Pluckers 25
Toilet Trainers 78 Lay Z Boy 42

Standings as of Week 11

                       Overall              Home      Away    Division  InterDiv   Last 5
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Virginia Woolf Division
Catholic Nun and the   9  3  0  593  467   5  1  0   4  2  0   4  0  0   5  3  0   5  1  0
Ebonic Plague          8  4  0  648  506   4  2  0   4  2  0   2  2  0   6  2  0   5  1  0
Old Kids on the Block  5  7  0  544  550   3  2  0   2  5  0   1  3  0   4  4  0   2  4  0
Chicken Pluckers       4  8  0  498  619   3  4  0   1  4  0   1  3  0   3  5  0   3  3  0
Wendy O Williams Division
Backyard Bullies       9  3  0  587  481   5  1  0   4  2  0   2  2  0   7  1  0   3  3  0
GerfluchtWeasels       7  5  0  568  541   4  2  0   3  3  0   3  1  0   4  4  0   4  2  0
Toilet Trainers        5  7  0  575  585   3  2  0   2  5  0   2  2  0   3  5  0   3  3  0
Lay Z Boy              4  8  0  446  524   3  4  0   1  4  0   1  3  0   3  5  0   2  4  0
Herve Villachaize Division
Tazed and Confused     8  3  1  610  526   4  2  0   4  1  1   3  0  1   5  3  0   3  2  1
Roughed-up Suspects    6  5  1  512  574   5  1  1   1  4  0   2  1  1   4  4  0   3  2  1
Celebrity Organ Donor  4  8  0  469  510   3  3  0   1  5  0   1  3  0   3  5  0   2  4  0
Injury Prone           2 10  0  422  589   2  3  0   0  7  0   1  3  0   1  7  0   0  6  0

Schedule for Week 12

Roughed-up Suspects (6-5-1) at Celebrity Organ Donors (4-8)
Ebonic Plague (8-4) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (9-3)
Chicken Pluckers (4-8) at Old Kids on the Block (5-7)
Backyard Bullies (9-3) at Toilet Trainers (5-7)
Lay Z Boy (4-8) at GerfluchtWeasels (7-5)
Tazed and Confused (8-3-1) at Injury Prone (2-10)

Draft Order Week 12

1. Lay Z Boy
2. Chicken Pluckers
3. Celebrity Organ Donors   
4. Old Kids on the Block
5. Injury Prone
6. GerfluchtWeasels
7. Roughed-up Suspects   
8. Backyard Bullies
9. Toilet Trainers
10. Catholic Nun and the Posse
11. Ebonic Plague
12. Tazed and Confused



Points Played Percentages

Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games Points Points Lost Played Played Ebonic Plague 681 648 33 95.15% 12 Catholic Nun and the Posse 664 593 71 89.31% 12 Backyard Bullies 660 587 73 88.94% 12 Lay Z Boy 512 446 66 87.11% 12 Tazed and Confused 719 610 109 84.84% 12 Celebrity Organ Donors 567 469 98 82.72% 12 Injury Prone 516 422 94 81.78% 12 Toilet Trainers 704 575 129 81.68% 12 GerfluchtWeasels 698 568 130 81.38% 12 Roughed-up Suspects 637 512 125 80.38% 12 Old Kids on the Block 699 544 155 77.83% 12 Chicken Pluckers 671 498 173 74.22% 12


Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL Ebonic Plague 10.08 16.25 14.42 6.67 6.58 54.00 Toilet Trainers 7.25 23.67 5.17 7.08 4.75 47.92 Tazed and Confused 10.50 10.50 13.75 8.58 7.50 50.83 Old Kids on the Block 8.75 10.00 14.50 8.25 3.83 45.33 Lay Z Boy 2.67 9.58 12.00 7.92 4.92 37.08 Celebrity Organ Donors 7.42 9.83 11.58 7.67 2.58 39.08 Catholic Nun and the Posse 12.42 10.00 15.83 6.33 4.83 49.42 Backyard Bullies 11.08 13.08 13.67 7.17 3.92 48.92 Injury Prone 8.67 9.00 7.00 6.08 4.42 35.17 Chicken Pluckers 6.92 10.83 15.08 5.92 3.17 41.92 GerfluchtWeasels 8.58 14.67 13.58 6.67 3.83 47.33 Roughed-up Suspects 2.08 9.58 18.75 7.17 4.25 41.83 LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.03 12.25 12.94 7.13 4.55 44.90


Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL Ebonic Plague 10.08 10.75 12.75 5.17 3.42 42.17 Toilet Trainers 7.92 11.33 14.92 7.17 7.42 48.75 Tazed and Confused 8.25 11.42 12.17 6.17 5.00 43.00 Old Kids on the Block 9.50 13.92 12.00 6.33 4.00 45.75 Lay Z Boy 8.18 11.18 13.00 5.64 3.18 41.18 Celebrity Organ Donors 8.50 13.75 9.83 6.83 3.58 42.50 Catholic Nun and the Posse 5.67 10.67 13.17 5.92 3.50 38.92 Backyard Bullies 9.08 9.15 13.23 7.38 3.62 42.46 Injury Prone 5.67 11.92 16.67 9.17 5.92 49.33 Chicken Pluckers 8.50 17.33 10.50 8.75 6.50 51.58 GerfluchtWeasels 8.00 10.67 14.67 7.25 4.50 45.08 Roughed-up Suspects 7.00 15.08 12.42 9.58 3.92 48.00 LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.03 12.25 12.94 7.13 4.55 44.90


Opponent Averages Report Through Week 11

Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average Catholic Nun and the 49.42 44.28 38.92 -5.37 Backyard Bullies 48.92 44.81 40.08 -4.73 Celebrity Organ Dono 39.08 45.92 42.50 -3.42 Lay Z Boy 37.17 45.84 43.67 -2.17 Ebonic Plague 54.00 44.22 42.17 -2.06 Tazed and Confused 50.83 43.97 43.83 -0.13 GerfluchtWeasels 47.33 45.08 45.08 0.01 Old Kids on the Bloc 45.33 45.67 45.83 0.17 Injury Prone 35.17 45.57 49.08 3.51 Roughed-up Suspects 42.67 44.32 47.83 3.51 Toilet Trainers 47.92 44.05 48.75 4.70 Chicken Pluckers 41.50 45.60 51.58 5.98

Game Details for Week 11

GerfluchtWeasels  40   Backyard Bullies  39
 
Backyard Bullies at GerfluchtWeasels
Active Players
QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 0   QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 1
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 4   RB Barlow, Kevan JETS 0
RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 2   RB Parker, Willie STLR 13
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 1   WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 3
WR Evans, Lee BILL 22   WR Smith, Steve PTHR 9
WR Holt, Torry RAMS 1   TE Cooley, Chris SKNS 8
PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 8   PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 5
DF Team Defense, RDRS RDRS 1   DF Team Defense, GIAN GIAN 1
Reserve Players
QB Favre, Brett PCKR 1   QB Manning, Eli GIAN 5
RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 0   RB Green, Ahman PCKR 1
RB Norwood, Jerious FALC 0   WR Edwards, Braylon BRWN 5
WR Gabriel, Doug PATS 0   WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 1
WR Williams, Reggie JGRS 0   PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 10
PK Team PK, FALC FALC 4   DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 2
 
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse  43   Chicken Pluckers  25
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse at Chicken Pluckers
Active Players
QB Manning, Peyton COLT 9   QB Green, Trent CHFS 1
RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 1   RB Dillon, Corey PATS 7
RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 5   RB Jones, Kevin LION 0
WR Branch, Deion SEAH 10   WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 2
WR Clayton, Mark RAVN 3   WR Horn, Joe SNTS 9
WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 10   WR Owens, Terrell CWBY 2
PK Team PK, CWBY CWBY 3   PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 2
DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 2   DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 2
Reserve Players
QB Rivers, Philip CHGR 9   QB Huard, Damon CHFS 0
RB Maroney, Laurence PATS 10   QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0
RB Williams, DeAngelo PTHR 4   RB Bell, Mike BRNC 15
WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 0   RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 8
TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 3   WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 3
DF Team Defense, CHGR CHGR 2   PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 8
 
 
Toilet Trainers  78   Chicken Pluckers  25
 
Chicken Pluckers at Toilet Trainers
Active Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 1   QB Vick, Michael FALC 8
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 7   RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 21
RB Jones, Kevin LION 0   RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 30
WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 2   WR Randle El, Antwaan SKNS 0
WR Horn, Joe SNTS 9   WR Washington, Nate STLR 0
WR Owens, Terrell CWBY 2   TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 0
PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 2   PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 8
DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 2   DF Team Defense, CWBY CWBY 11
Reserve Players
QB Huard, Damon CHFS 0   QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 6
QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0   RB Bush, Reggie SNTS 4
RB Bell, Mike BRNC 15   RB Strong, Mack SEAH 0
RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 8   WR Brown, Troy PATS 1
WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 3   WR Burleson, Nate SEAH 0
PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 8   TE Winslow, Kellen BRWN 1
 
 
Ebonic Plague  46   Celebrity Organ Donors  18
 
Ebonic Plague at Celebrity Organ Donors
Active Players
QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 15   QB Grossman, Rex BEAR 5
RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 2   RB James, Edgerrin CARD 3
RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 18   RB Thomas, Anthony BILL 3
WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 1   WR Colston, Marques SNTS 0
WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 1   WR Cotchery, Jerricho JETS 1
WR Walker, Javon BRNC 2   WR Williams, Roy LION 2
PK Team PK, PATS PATS 5   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 2
DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 2   DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 2
Reserve Players
QB Young, Vince TITN 6   QB Brunell, Mark SKNS 0
RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 0   RB Betts, Ladell SKNS 0
RB Martin, Curtis JETS 0   WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 1
WR Bryant, Antonio 49RS 0   WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 1
WR Jennings, Greg PCKR 1   PK Team PK, BEAR BEAR 4
WR Welker, Wes DLPN 2   DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 9
 
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse  43   GerfluchtWeasels  40
 
GerfluchtWeasels at Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 1   QB Manning, Peyton COLT 9
RB Barlow, Kevan JETS 0   RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 1
RB Parker, Willie STLR 13   RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 5
WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 3   WR Branch, Deion SEAH 10
WR Smith, Steve PTHR 9   WR Clayton, Mark RAVN 3
TE Cooley, Chris SKNS 8   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 10
PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 5   PK Team PK, CWBY CWBY 3
DF Team Defense, GIAN GIAN 1   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 2
Reserve Players
QB Manning, Eli GIAN 5   QB Rivers, Philip CHGR 9
RB Green, Ahman PCKR 1   RB Maroney, Laurence PATS 10
WR Edwards, Braylon BRWN 5   RB Williams, DeAngelo PTHR 4
WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 1   WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 0
PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 10   TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 3
DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 2   DF Team Defense, CHGR CHGR 2
 
 
Backyard Bullies  39   Injury Prone  28
 
Injury Prone at Backyard Bullies
Active Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 9   QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 0
RB Addai, Joseph COLT 2   RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 4
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 4   RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 2
WR Johnson, Keyshawn PTHR 1   WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 1
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 1   WR Evans, Lee BILL 22
WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 2   WR Holt, Torry RAMS 1
PK Team PK, GIAN GIAN 5   PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 8
DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 4   DF Team Defense, RDRS RDRS 1
Reserve Players
QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 0   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 1
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 2   RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 0
RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 5   RB Norwood, Jerious FALC 0
WR Jones, Matt JGRS 1   WR Gabriel, Doug PATS 0
PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 8   WR Williams, Reggie JGRS 0
DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 16   PK Team PK, FALC FALC 4
 
 
Roughed-Up Suspects  58   Injury Prone  28
 
Injury Prone at Roughed-Up Suspects
Active Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 9   QB Culpepper, Daunte DLPN 0
RB Addai, Joseph COLT 2   RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN -1
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 4   RB Taylor, Chester VIKS 13
WR Johnson, Keyshawn PTHR 1   WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 8
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 1   WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 25
WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 2   WR Ward, Hines STLR 3
PK Team PK, GIAN GIAN 5   PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 6
DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 4   DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 4
Reserve Players
QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 0   QB McNair, Steve RAVN 2
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 2   RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 2
RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 5   WR Brown, Reggie EAGL 1
WR Jones, Matt JGRS 1   WR Jurevicius, Joe BRWN 0
PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 8          
DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 16          
 
 
Ebonic Plague  46   Old Kids on the Block  36
 
Old Kids on the Block at Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB Brees, Drew SNTS 13   QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 15
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 2   RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 2
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 2   RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 18
WR Galloway, Joey BUCS 8   WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 1
WR Henry, Chris BNGL 0   WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 1
WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 3   WR Walker, Javon BRNC 2
PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 0   PK Team PK, PATS PATS 5
DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 8   DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 2
Reserve Players
QB Carr, David TEXN 3   QB Young, Vince TITN 6
RB Henry, Travis TITN 11   RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 0
RB McGahee, Willis BILL 0   RB Martin, Curtis JETS 0
WR Furrey, Mike LION 2   WR Bryant, Antonio 49RS 0
TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 1   WR Jennings, Greg PCKR 1
PK Team PK, JGRS JGRS 15   WR Welker, Wes DLPN 2
 
 
Tazed and Confused  55   Old Kids on the Block  36
 
Old Kids on the Block at Tazed and Confused
Active Players
QB Brees, Drew SNTS 13   QB Brady, Tom PATS 19
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 2   RB Gore, Frank 49RS 8
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 2   RB Jones, Julius CWBY 4
WR Galloway, Joey BUCS 8   WR Driver, Donald PCKR 1
WR Henry, Chris BNGL 0   WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 9
WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 3   TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 0
PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 0   PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 5
DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 8   DF Team Defense, BEAR BEAR 9
Reserve Players
QB Carr, David TEXN 3   QB Kitna, Jon LION 3
RB Henry, Travis TITN 11   RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 1
RB McGahee, Willis BILL 0   RB Jones-Drew, Maurice JGRS 7
WR Furrey, Mike LION 2   WR Berrian, Bernard BEAR 0
TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 1   WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 0
PK Team PK, JGRS JGRS 15   TE Heap, Todd RAVN 2
 
 
Roughed-Up Suspects  58   Lay Z Boy  42
 
Roughed-Up Suspects at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Culpepper, Daunte DLPN 0   QB Romo, Tony CWBY 1
RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN -1   RB Barber, Marion CWBY 13
RB Taylor, Chester VIKS 13   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 1
WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 8   WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 3
WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 25   WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 0
WR Ward, Hines STLR 3   WR Stallworth, Donte' EAGL 3
PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 6   PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 7
DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 4   DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 14
Reserve Players
QB McNair, Steve RAVN 2   QB Pennington, Chad JETS 0
RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 2   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 0
WR Brown, Reggie EAGL 1   WR Jenkins, Michael FALC 6
WR Jurevicius, Joe BRWN 0   WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 0
          WR Moss, Randy RDRS 0
          WR Moss, Santana SKNS 0
 
 
Tazed and Confused  55   Celebrity Organ Donors  18
 
Tazed and Confused at Celebrity Organ Donors
Active Players
QB Brady, Tom PATS 19   QB Grossman, Rex BEAR 5
RB Gore, Frank 49RS 8   RB James, Edgerrin CARD 3
RB Jones, Julius CWBY 4   RB Thomas, Anthony BILL 3
WR Driver, Donald PCKR 1   WR Colston, Marques SNTS 0
WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 9   WR Cotchery, Jerricho JETS 1
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 0   WR Williams, Roy LION 2
PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 5   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 2
DF Team Defense, BEAR BEAR 9   DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 2
Reserve Players
QB Kitna, Jon LION 3   QB Brunell, Mark SKNS 0
RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 1   RB Betts, Ladell SKNS 0
RB Jones-Drew, Maurice JGRS 7   WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 1
WR Berrian, Bernard BEAR 0   WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 1
WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 0   PK Team PK, BEAR BEAR 4
TE Heap, Todd RAVN 2   DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 9
 
 
Toilet Trainers  78   Lay Z Boy  42
 
Toilet Trainers at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Vick, Michael FALC 8   QB Romo, Tony CWBY 1
RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 21   RB Barber, Marion CWBY 13
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 30   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 1
WR Randle El, Antwaan SKNS 0   WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 3
WR Washington, Nate STLR 0   WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 0
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 0   WR Stallworth, Donte' EAGL 3
PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 8   PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 7
DF Team Defense, CWBY CWBY 11   DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 14
Reserve Players
QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 6   QB Pennington, Chad JETS 0
RB Bush, Reggie SNTS 4   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 0
RB Strong, Mack SEAH 0   WR Jenkins, Michael FALC 6
WR Brown, Troy PATS 1   WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 0
WR Burleson, Nate SEAH 0   WR Moss, Randy RDRS 0
TE Winslow, Kellen BRWN 1   WR Moss, Santana SKNS 0
 
 
 

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