No photos allows due to a firm localized belief in the "you're stealing my soul" theroy.
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 9
Game Results for Week 9
GerfluchtWeasels 38 Roughed-up Suspects 28
New Kids on the Block 61 Wounded Knee 45
Geins Spleens 50 Ebonic Plague 38
Injury Prone 48 Bar Stoole Buddies 38
Sewage Serpents 53 Lay Z Boy 28
Catholic Nun and the Posse 42 Left For Dead 41
Standings as of Week 9
Overall Home Away Division Last 5
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T W L T
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
Catholic Nun and the 5 4 0 409 404 3 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 0 3 2 0
Sewage Serpents 4 4 1 484 432 1 3 1 3 1 0 1 1 1 3 1 1
Wounded Knee 4 4 1 433 470 2 2 0 2 2 1 1 1 1 2 2 1
Bar Stoole Buddies 3 6 0 384 374 1 4 0 2 2 0 1 2 0 2 3 0
Mr. Me Division
Ebonic Plague 6 2 1 435 339 3 0 1 3 2 0 3 0 0 4 1 0
New Kids on the Block 5 4 0 425 405 2 3 0 3 1 0 2 1 0 4 1 0
Left For Dead 2 7 0 382 492 0 4 0 2 3 0 1 2 0 1 4 0
Roughed-up Suspects 2 7 0 295 432 0 4 0 2 3 0 0 3 0 0 5 0
Boat of Car Division
Injury Prone 7 2 0 451 375 3 2 0 4 0 0 3 0 0 4 1 0
GerfluchtWeasels 6 2 1 434 315 4 1 0 2 1 1 2 1 0 3 2 0
Geins Spleens 4 5 0 396 412 2 2 0 2 3 0 0 3 0 2 3 0
Lay Z Boy 4 5 0 338 416 2 2 0 2 3 0 1 2 0 1 4 0
Schedule for Week 10
New Kids on the Block (5-4) at Bar Stoole Buddies (3-6)
Geins Spleens (4-5) at Roughed-up Suspects (2-7)
Sewage Serpents (4-4-1) at Ebonic Plague (6-2-1)
Left For Dead (2-7) at Lay Z Boy (4-5)
GerfluchtWeasels (6-2-1) at Wounded Knee (4-4-1)
Catholic Nun and the Posse (5-4) at Injury Prone (7-2)
Draft Order Week 10
1. Wounded Knee 2. Lay Z Boy 3. Ebonic Plague 4. Bar Stoole Buddies
5. New Kids on the Block 6. Left For Dead 7. Catholic Nun and the Posse 8. Roughed-up Suspects
9. Geins Spleens 10. Injury Prone 11. Sewage Serpents 12. GerfluchtWeasels
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
GerfluchtWeasels 465 434 31 93.33% 9
Catholic Nun and the Posse 460 409 51 88.91% 9
Ebonic Plague 506 435 71 85.97% 9
Wounded Knee 510 433 77 84.90% 9
Sewage Serpents 573 484 89 84.47% 9
Injury Prone 535 451 84 84.30% 9
Left For Dead 458 382 76 83.41% 9
Lay Z Boy 407 338 69 83.05% 9
Bar Stoole Buddies 469 384 85 81.88% 9
Geins Spleens 497 396 101 79.68% 9
Roughed-up Suspects 376 295 81 78.46% 9
New Kids on the Block 556 425 131 76.44% 9
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 7.22 22.67 11.56 7.78 4.56 53.78
Left For Dead 9.22 10.00 11.22 8.89 3.00 42.33
GerfluchtWeasels 6.22 19.33 14.00 5.44 3.22 48.22
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.33 17.89 11.11 5.78 3.33 45.44
New Kids on the Block 6.56 11.56 16.78 7.89 4.44 47.22
Geins Spleens 9.00 11.00 11.33 10.00 2.67 44.00
Wounded Knee 9.11 13.44 12.22 7.78 5.56 48.11
Roughed-up Suspects 10.00 5.44 7.22 5.67 4.44 32.78
Lay Z Boy 8.11 7.11 13.00 6.22 3.11 37.56
Bar Stoole Buddies 8.44 12.22 10.11 8.00 3.11 41.89
Ebonic Plague 9.33 8.22 18.22 7.00 5.56 48.33
Injury Prone 7.22 12.44 16.44 7.44 6.56 50.11
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.15 12.61 12.77 7.32 4.13 44.98
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 11.11 8.00 17.89 6.44 4.44 47.89
Left For Dead 7.00 16.67 15.89 9.89 5.22 54.67
GerfluchtWeasels 6.00 8.89 8.78 7.22 4.44 35.33
Catholic Nun and the Posse 8.44 10.44 12.33 7.00 6.67 44.89
New Kids on the Block 8.67 13.78 13.44 5.33 3.78 45.00
Geins Spleens 7.00 11.78 12.67 10.22 4.11 45.78
Wounded Knee 11.22 16.56 12.89 8.22 3.33 52.22
Roughed-up Suspects 9.44 14.89 14.00 6.00 2.56 46.89
Lay Z Boy 7.78 16.22 11.78 6.44 4.00 46.22
Bar Stoole Buddies 7.44 12.56 12.44 4.67 4.44 41.56
Ebonic Plague 7.00 11.33 7.22 9.22 2.89 37.67
Injury Prone 6.67 10.22 13.89 7.22 3.67 41.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.15 12.61 12.77 7.32 4.13 44.98
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 9
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
GerfluchtWeasels 48.22 44.32 35.00 -9.32
Ebonic Plague 48.33 43.38 37.67 -5.72
Bar Stoole Buddies 42.67 45.37 41.56 -3.81
Injury Prone 50.11 44.21 41.67 -2.54
Lay Z Boy 37.56 47.54 46.22 -1.32
Geins Spleens 44.00 45.57 45.78 0.21
New Kids on the Bloc 47.22 44.52 45.00 0.48
Roughed-up Suspects 32.78 47.37 48.00 0.63
Catholic Nun and the 45.44 44.10 44.89 0.79
Sewage Serpents 53.78 43.84 48.00 4.16
Wounded Knee 48.11 44.00 52.22 8.22
Left For Dead 42.44 46.44 54.67 8.22
Game Details
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| A Vintage photo of something our government made sure you wouldn’t get Wounded on, the outlaw design known as a three-wheeler. | ||||||||
| Wounded Knee | at | New Kids on the Block | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 12 | QB | Johnson, Brad | VIKS | 9 | |
| RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 0 | RB | Johnson, Larry | CHFS | 17 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 9 | RB | Jordan, LaMont | RDRS | 6 | |
| WR | Galloway, Joey | BUCS | 9 | WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 1 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 1 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | BEAR | 3 | |
| WR | Jurevicius, Joe | SEAH | 7 | WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 10 | |
| PK | Team PK, GIAN | GIAN | 6 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 1 | DF | Team Defense, BEAR | BEAR | 6 | |
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| RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 0 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 13 | |
| RB | Jones, Julius | CWBY | 0 | RB | Barber III, Marion | CWBY | 0 | |
| WR | Bryant, Antonio | BRWN | 3 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 8 | |
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 0 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | JETS | 8 | |
| WR | Lloyd, Brandon | 49RS | 0 | WR | Mason, Derrick | RAVN | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 0 | DF | Team Defense, JETS | JETS | 2 | |
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| Ebonic Plague | at | Geins Spleens | ||||||
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| QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 6 | QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | 9 | |
| RB | Brown, Ronnie | DLPN | 2 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 13 | |
| RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 1 | RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 1 | |
| WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 10 | WR | Chatman, Antonio | PCKR | 1 | |
| TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 5 | WR | Moss, Randy | RDRS | 6 | |
| TE | Witten, Jason | CWBY | 0 | TE | Miller, Heath | STLR | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 10 | PK | Team PK, CARD | CARD | 16 | |
| DF | Team Defense, JGRS | JGRS | 4 | DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 4 | |
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| QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 1 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 12 | |
| RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 2 | RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 1 | |
| WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 0 | RB | Williams, Carnell | BUCS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 2 | WR | Curtis, Kevin | RAMS | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, RAMS | RAMS | 0 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 0 | |
| TE | Smith, L.J. | EAGL | 0 | |||||
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| Injury Prone | at | Bar Stoole Buddies | ||||||
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| QB | Manning, Eli | GIAN | 8 | QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 6 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 1 | RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 9 | |
| RB | Rhodes, Dominic | COLT | 6 | RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 1 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 17 | WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 8 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 2 | WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 1 | |
| WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 0 | TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, DLPN | DLPN | 4 | PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 10 | DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 2 | |
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| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 16 | QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 8 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 0 | RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Williams, Ricky | DLPN | 8 | RB | Pass, Patrick | PATS | 0 | |
| WR | Taylor, Travis | VIKS | 1 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 7 | |
| DF | Team Defense, COLT | COLT | 3 | DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 12 | |
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| Lay Z Boy | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
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| QB | Dilfer, Trent | BRWN | 6 | QB | Brunell, Mark | SKNS | 2 | |
| RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 1 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 3 | |
| RB | Parker, Willie | STLR | 0 | RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 29 | |
| WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 3 | WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 4 | |
| WR | Jones, Brandon | TITN | 0 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 2 | |
| WR | Porter, Jerry | RDRS | 8 | TE | McMichael, Randy | DLPN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 10 | PK | Team PK, PTHR | PTHR | 10 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BILL | BILL | 0 | DF | Team Defense, BNGL | BNGL | 3 | |
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| QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 0 | QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Smith, Antowain | SNTS | 3 | RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRWN | 6 | |
| WR | Evans, Lee | BILL | 0 | RB | Johnson, Jeremi | BNGL | 0 | |
| WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 3 | WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 0 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 0 | WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 0 | |
| WR | Stallworth, Donte` | SNTS | 7 | PK | Team PK, BILL | BILL | 0 | |
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| Left For Dead | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
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| QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 16 | QB | Frerotte, Gus | DLPN | 0 | |
| RB | Jones, Kevin | LION | 0 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 10 | |
| RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 8 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 2 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 6 | |
| WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | 2 | WR | Henry, Chris | BNGL | 6 | |
| WR | Moss, Santana | SKNS | 3 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 9 | |
| PK | Team PK, STLR | STLR | 8 | PK | Team PK, RDRS | RDRS | 11 | |
| DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, BUCS | BUCS | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Holcomb, Kelly | BILL | 0 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 0 | |
| RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 0 | RB | Anderson, Mike | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Fisher, Tony | PCKR | 0 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 0 | |
| RB | Jacobs, Brandon | GIAN | 12 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Givens, David | PATS | 2 | WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 0 | |
| WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 0 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 10 | |
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| Roughed up Suspects | at | GerfluchtWeasels | ||||||
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| QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 8 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 6 | |
| RB | Benson, Cedric | BEAR | 3 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 18 | |
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 9 | RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 2 | |
| WR | Burress, Plaxico | GIAN | 3 | WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 0 | |
| WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 0 | WR | Williamson, Troy | VIKS | 1 | |
| WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 0 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 3 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 2 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 6 | |
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| QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 7 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | CWBY | 0 | |
| RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 0 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 0 | |
| RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 1 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 0 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 2 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 0 | |||||