Week Tre Lo Lites
Back by unpopular request - Bad Rap

The Serps score 73
That should be a win
But the Blocks pick betta'
prompting a MESOHI grin

Gerfs blow up with 87
That's insane
Beat a team so bad
they had to change their name

Even with "Prone" and "Suspects" in the names
Can't think of a good rhyhme
So I'll just skip this one
and start again

(scratchy scratch, scratch)

In the stinker of the week
Nuns eat the Spleens
The Plague over the Stooles
wasn't far behind
And, oh ya, undefeated
is a upright Lay Z Boy
chewing through the Phones
like a dog's squeak toy

One more week
then into the division
Signing off ... ah, fool

Game Results for Week 3

Standings as of Week 3

Schedule for Week 4

Draft Order Week 4

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points by Position per Game

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 3

Game Details


Game Results for Week 3
Catholic Nun and the Posse  40   Geins Spleens  36
Lay Z Boy  57   TDS Telecom  48
Injury Prone  60   Roughed-up Suspects  37
Ebonic Plague  52   Bar Stoole Buddies  46
New Kids on the Block  78   Sewage Serpents  73
GerfluchtWeasels  87   Brittle Bones Battalion  24


Standings as of Week  3
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
TDS Telecom            2  1  0  152  150   1  0  0   1  1  0   0  0  0
Catholic Nun and the   2  1  0  107  116   1  0  0   1  1  0   0  0  0
Sewage Serpents        1  2  0  185  159   0  2  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
Bar Stoole Buddies     1  2  0  114  134   1  0  0   0  2  0   0  0  0
Mr. Me Division
Ebonic Plague          1  1  1  114  112   1  0  1   0  1  0   0  0  0
New Kids on the Block  1  2  0  149  160   0  1  0   1  1  0   0  0  0
Roughed-up Suspects    1  2  0  123  147   0  1  0   1  1  0   0  0  0
Left For Dead          0  3  0   84  206   0  2  0   0  1  0   0  0  0
Boat of Car Division
Lay Z Boy              3  0  0  138  110   2  0  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
GerfluchtWeasels       2  0  1  160   78   1  0  0   1  0  1   0  0  0
Injury Prone           2  1  0  161  117   1  1  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
Geins Spleens          1  2  0  132  130   1  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0


Schedule for Week 4
Lay Z Boy (3-0) at Ebonic Plague (1-1-1)
Injury Prone (2-1) at Sewage Serpents (1-2)
Left For Dead (0-3) at TDS Telecom (2-1)
GerfluchtWeasels (2-0-1) at New Kids on the Block (1-2)
Roughed-up Suspects (1-2) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (2-1)
Geins Spleens (1-2) at Bar Stoole Buddies (1-2)


Draft Order Week 4
Brittle Bones Battalion, Sewage Serpents, New Kids on the Block, Roughed up Suspects,
TDS telecom, bar stoole buddies, Lay Z Boy, Ebonic Plague, Geins Spleens,Injury Prone,
Catholic Nun and the Posse, GerfluchtWeasels



                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Roughed-up Suspects                  131       123       8     93.89%       3
Sewage Serpents                      203       185      18     91.13%       3
GerfluchtWeasels                     178       160      18     89.89%       3
Lay Z Boy                            160       138      22     86.25%       3
Bar Stoole Buddies                   136       114      22     83.82%       3
Geins Spleens                        161       132      29     81.99%       3
Injury Prone                         197       161      36     81.73%       3
Catholic Nun and the Posse           131       107      24     81.68%       3
TDS Telecom                          188       152      36     80.85%       3
Brittle Bones Battalion              107        84      23     78.50%       3
Ebonic Plague                        149       114      35     76.51%       3
New Kids on the Block                212       149      63     70.28%       3


                    Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  6.67  26.00  13.00    10.67   5.33    61.67
Brittle Bones Battalion          5.00   5.33   7.33     9.33   0.67    27.67
GerfluchtWeasels                 4.00  26.67  15.00     5.00   2.67    53.33
Catholic Nun and the Posse       8.67  11.00   6.33     5.00   4.67    35.67
New Kids on the Block            7.00   6.33  22.33     9.33   4.67    49.67
Geins Spleens                   11.67   9.67  10.33     9.67   2.67    44.00
TDS Telecom                      8.00  16.00  14.00     9.33   3.33    50.67
Roughed-up Suspects             14.00   6.00   9.67     8.33   3.00    41.00
Lay Z Boy                       10.67  12.00  14.00     6.00   3.33    46.00
Bar Stoole Buddies               8.33  11.33   7.00     7.33   1.67    35.67
Ebonic Plague                    6.67   8.33  16.00     3.00   4.00    38.00
Injury Prone                     4.00  16.67  22.67     5.33   5.00    53.67
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.89  12.94  13.14     7.36   3.42    44.75



Opponent Averages Report Through Week 3
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
Lay Z Boy               46.00        45.33          36.67         -8.67
GerfluchtWeasels        53.33        34.67          26.00         -8.67
Ebonic Plague           38.00        42.33          37.33         -5.00
Catholic Nun and the    35.67        42.67          38.67         -4.00
Roughed-up Suspects     41.00        51.11          49.00         -2.11
Geins Spleens           44.00        45.33          43.33         -2.00
Injury Prone            53.67        39.89          39.00         -0.89
Bar Stoole Buddies      38.00        44.11          44.67          0.56
TDS Telecom             50.67        47.89          50.00          2.11
New Kids on the Bloc    49.67        50.56          53.33          2.78
Brittle Bones Battal    28.00        56.22          68.67         12.44
Sewage Serpents         61.67        39.56          53.00         13.44


Game Details
Ebonic Plague  52   bar stoole buddies  46
 
bar stoole buddies at Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB Vick, Michael FALC 11   QB Brees, Drew CHGR 11
RB Brown, Chris TITN 3   RB Moore, Mewelde VIKS 4
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 14   RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 9
WR Branch, Deion PATS 3   WR Clayton, Michael BUCS 1
WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 3   WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 9
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 1   TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 9
PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 10   PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 4
DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 1   DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 5
Reserve Players
QB McNair, Steve TITN 10   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 8
RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 1   RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN 11
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 9   RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 0
WR Finneran, Brian FALC 2   TE Witten, Jason CWBY 9
PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 0   PK Team PK, LION LION 0
DF Team Defense, CHFS CHFS 0          
 
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse  40   Geins Spleens  36
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse at Geins Spleens
Active Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 11   QB Collins, Kerry RDRS 13
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 1   RB Henry, Travis TITN 0
RB James, Edgerrin COLT 11   RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 6
WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 0   WR Jurevicius, Joe SEAH 0
WR Stokley, Brandon COLT 0   WR Moss, Randy RDRS 3
TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 4   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 3
PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 8   PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 6
DF Team Defense, BUCS BUCS 5   DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 5
Reserve Players
QB Brooks, Aaron SNTS 6   QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 14
RB Anderson, Mike BRNC 9   RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 0
RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 8   RB Taylor, Chester RAVN 0
WR Burleson, Nate VIKS 0   WR Curtis, Kevin RAMS 8
          WR Moulds, Eric BILL 0
          DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 3
 
 
GerfluchtWeasels  87   Brittle Bones Battalion  24
 
GerfluchtWeasels at Brittle Bones Battalion
Active Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 7   QB Manning, Peyton COLT 2
RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 29   RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 9
RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 19   RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 0
WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 3   WR Driver, Donald PCKR 1
WR Holt, Torry RAMS 12   WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 4
WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 9   WR McCareins, Justin JETS 0
PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 4   PK Team PK, STLR STLR 8
DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 4   DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 0
Reserve Players
QB Bledsoe, Drew CWBY 19   RB Jones, Kevin LION 0
RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 2   RB Martin, Curtis JETS 2
RB Suggs, Lee BRWN 0   RB Staley, Duce STLR 0
WR Rogers, Charles LION 0   WR Givens, David PATS 5
TE Heap, Todd RAVN 0   WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 2
          WR Moss, Santana SKNS 0
 
 
Injury Prone  60   Roughed up Suspects  37
 
Injury Prone at Roughed up Suspects
Active Players
QB Brady, Tom PATS 5   QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 13
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 10   RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 0
RB McGahee, Willis BILL 11   RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 3
WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 2   WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 8
WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 7   WR Walker, Javon PCKR 0
WR Ward, Hines STLR 16   WR Williams, Roy LION 0
PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 5   PK Team PK, PATS PATS 13
DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 4   DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 0
Reserve Players
QB Pennington, Chad JETS -1   QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 14
RB Rhodes, Dominic COLT 0   RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 0
RB Williams, Ricky DLPN 0   RB Pittman, Michael BUCS 0
WR Brown, Troy PATS 1   TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 1
WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 13          
PK Team PK, DLPN DLPN 9          
 
 
New Kids on the Block  78   Sewage Serpents  73
 
New Kids on the Block at Sewage Serpents
Active Players
QB Culpepper, Daunte VIKS 18   QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 12
RB Green, Ahman PCKR 3   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 2
RB Johnson, Larry CHFS -1   RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 29
WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 15   WR Bennett, Drew TITN 3
WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 2   WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 1
WR Smith, Steve PTHR 23   WR Smith, Rod BRNC 9
PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 8   PK Team PK, BILL BILL 11
DF Team Defense, JETS JETS 10   DF Team Defense, BNGL BNGL 6
Reserve Players
QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 8   QB Carr, David TEXN 0
RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 0   RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 4
WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 0   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 8
WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 0   PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 8
WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 0   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 6
DF Team Defense, CHGR CHGR 2          
 
 
Lay Z Boy  57   TDS telecom  48
 
TDS telecom at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 4   QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 13
RB Holmes, Priest CHFS 3   RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 8
RB Jones, Julius CWBY 15   RB Parker, Willie STLR 2
WR Bryant, Antonio BRWN 3   WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 15
WR Horn, Joe SNTS 0   WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 10
WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 5   WR Stallworth, Donte` SNTS 0
PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 14   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 7
DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 4   DF Team Defense, BILL BILL 2
Reserve Players
RB Davis, Stephen PTHR 1   QB Warner, Kurt CARD 1
RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 3   RB Arrington, J.J. CARD 0
RB Williams, Moe VIKS 0   RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 3
WR Colbert, Keary PTHR 0   WR Evans, Lee BILL 0
WR Jones, Matt JGRS 1   WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 0
WR Lloyd, Brandon 49RS 17   WR Porter, Jerry RDRS 1