GerfluchtWeasels won their first major title in style, breezing through
the playoffs, and easily winning the Souper Bowl. The late season Cinderalla
story of Bar Stoole Buddies came up one game short, and I’ll not finish this analogy.
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 16
Game Results for Week 16
Souper Bowl Thirteen
GerfluchtWeasels 71 Bar Stoole Buddies 47
Sister Kissing Bowl
Catholic Nun and the Posse 48 Injury Prone 31
Toilet Bowl Semi-Finals
Phoning It In 50 Geins Spleens 35
New Kids on the Block 74 Sewage Serpents 39
Schedule for Week 17
The Mr. Drain Snake Toilet Bowl
Phoning It In (7-8-1) at New Kids on the Block (10-7)
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Sewage Serpents 1031 894 137 86.71% 17
Phoning It In 865 737 128 85.20% 16
GerfluchtWeasels 1042 880 162 84.45% 17
Ebonic Plague 825 695 130 84.24% 16
Left For Dead 804 672 132 83.58% 15
Bar Stoole Buddies 948 790 158 83.33% 17
Lay Z Boy 682 560 122 82.11% 15
Injury Prone 954 776 178 81.34% 17
Geins Spleens 847 681 166 80.40% 17
New Kids on the Block 1177 938 239 79.69% 17
Catholic Nun and the Posse 930 720 210 77.42% 17
Roughed-up Suspects 657 503 154 76.56% 15
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 6.94 19.82 14.65 7.29 3.88 52.59
Left For Dead 11.00 9.13 13.20 8.07 3.47 44.87
GerfluchtWeasels 5.24 19.59 17.59 6.00 3.35 51.76
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.76 14.12 11.41 6.53 3.53 42.35
New Kids on the Block 8.00 17.88 16.24 7.82 5.24 55.18
Geins Spleens 9.24 7.88 9.82 9.82 3.29 40.06
Phoning It In 10.13 12.00 11.69 8.00 4.19 46.00
Roughed-up Suspects 6.47 8.53 9.00 6.00 3.53 33.53
Lay Z Boy 6.87 6.07 14.20 7.20 3.00 37.33
Bar Stoole Buddies 8.65 12.29 12.06 8.82 4.24 46.06
Ebonic Plague 9.00 6.06 16.13 7.19 5.06 43.44
Injury Prone 8.06 9.76 16.18 6.35 5.29 45.65
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.01 12.08 13.55 7.43 4.02 45.10
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 9.06 8.82 16.35 7.59 4.88 46.71
Left For Dead 8.40 15.80 15.60 9.27 5.47 54.53
GerfluchtWeasels 5.06 8.59 11.71 8.06 4.12 37.53
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.53 10.88 12.35 6.65 4.88 42.29
New Kids on the Block 9.18 11.24 14.24 6.41 3.41 44.47
Geins Spleens 5.65 10.76 13.24 9.00 3.82 42.47
Phoning It In 9.75 16.00 12.19 8.75 3.88 50.56
Roughed-up Suspects 9.60 14.33 16.40 6.13 3.13 49.60
Lay Z Boy 8.73 14.20 11.60 6.27 4.20 45.00
Bar Stoole Buddies 8.18 10.71 13.76 5.12 3.53 41.29
Ebonic Plague 8.13 12.13 9.44 8.50 3.50 41.69
Injury Prone 7.29 12.71 15.76 7.53 3.47 46.76
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.01 12.08 13.55 7.43 4.02 45.10
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 16
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
GerfluchtWeasels 51.76 43.71 37.41 -6.30
Bar Stoole Buddies 46.47 45.38 41.29 -4.08
Catholic Nun and the 42.35 46.29 42.29 -4.00
Ebonic Plague 43.44 45.12 41.56 -3.56
Geins Spleens 40.06 45.25 42.47 -2.78
Lay Z Boy 37.33 45.31 45.00 -0.31
New Kids on the Bloc 55.18 43.40 44.59 1.19
Injury Prone 45.76 45.41 46.76 1.35
Sewage Serpents 52.59 44.94 46.76 1.83
Roughed-up Suspects 33.53 46.96 50.27 3.31
Phoning It In 46.06 44.89 50.56 5.68
Left For Dead 44.80 45.29 54.53 9.25
Game Details
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Souper Bowl Thirteen GerfluchtWeasels 71 Bar Stoole Buddies 47 League MVP, Shaun Alexander, had another 20+ point game, leading the Gers to victory. The Buds put up a good fight, but were hindered by poor QB play. An emotional DeShaun Foster gushed, “This franchise has always been thrown scraps and yelled at for digging things out of the trash, but who’s holding the Bill Goldsworthy Memorial Trophy, now?” Added Drew Bledsoe,”Don’t call us scavengers. Icht ein GerfluchtWeasels.” |
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| Bar Stoole Buddies | at | GerfluchtWeasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | -2 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 11 | |
| RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 2 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 23 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 15 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 2 | |
| WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 2 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 9 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 14 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 12 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 2 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 7 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 10 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 4 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 11 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | CWBY | 6 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 0 | RB | Cartwright, Rock | SKNS | 0 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | TITN | 2 | WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 0 | |
| WR | Parker, Eric | CHGR | 0 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 1 | |||||
| DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 2 | |||||
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 48 Injury Prone 31 In what everyone would expect from a third place game, the Nuns took an average scoring effort to yet another victory. The win was significant in one respect, as the Caths tab is down to zero for the first time in four years. |
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| Catholic Nun and the Posse | at | Injury Prone | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 7 | QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 10 | |
| RB | Anderson, Mike | BRNC | 7 | RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 10 | |
| RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 1 | RB | Jordan, LaMont | RDRS | 0 | |
| WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 2 | WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 0 | |
| WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 9 | WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 2 | |
| TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 0 | WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 13 | PK | Team PK, DLPN | DLPN | 6 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CARD | CARD | 9 | DF | Team Defense, COLT | COLT | 1 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Frerotte, Gus | DLPN | 8 | QB | Manning, Eli | GIAN | 7 | |
| RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 7 | RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 2 | |
| RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 1 | RB | Rhodes, Dominic | COLT | 1 | |
| WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 1 | WR | Taylor, Travis | VIKS | 7 | |
| WR | Henry, Chris | BNGL | 7 | PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 3 | |
| PK | Team PK, RDRS | RDRS | 4 | DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 11 | |
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Phoning It In 50 Geins Spleens 35 With a great effort from Julius Jones, of all people, the Phones consumed Geins Spleens and are now ready for the Toilet Bowl. |
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| Phoning It In | at | Geins Spleens | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 10 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 10 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 2 | RB | Alstott, Mike | BUCS | 7 | |
| RB | Jones, Julius | CWBY | 19 | RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 2 | |
| WR | Bryant, Antonio | BRWN | 2 | WR | Curtis, Kevin | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Galloway, Joey | BUCS | 3 | WR | Jones, Matt | JGRS | 0 | |
| WR | Jurevicius, Joe | SEAH | 1 | WR | Moss, Randy | RDRS | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, GIAN | GIAN | 9 | PK | Team PK, CARD | CARD | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 4 | DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 5 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Orton, Kyle | BEAR | 0 | QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | 1 | |
| RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 0 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | RB | Jones, Greg | JGRS | 0 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 2 | WR | Chatman, Antonio | PCKR | 1 | |
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 1 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 3 | |
| WR | Lloyd, Brandon | 49RS | 0 | TE | Smith, L.J. | EAGL | 0 | |
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New Kids on the Block 74 Sewage Serpents 39 The News had another big scoring day, knocking bitter foe, Serpents, out of the playoffs and setting up the possibility of wining the Toilet Bowl in their first season, something that may not have been done before. The blow-out also opened up a very close overall points battle, with the Blocks now with a 44-point lead going into the last week. |
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| Sewage Serpents | at | New Kids on the Block | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 9 | QB | Garrard, David | JGRS | 9 | |
| RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 4 | RB | Johnson, Larry | CHFS | 18 | |
| RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 1 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 14 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 9 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | BEAR | 8 | |
| WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 2 | WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 0 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 3 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 10 | |
| PK | Team PK, PTHR | PTHR | 9 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BNGL | BNGL | 2 | DF | Team Defense, BEAR | BEAR | 11 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brunell, Mark | SKNS | 8 | QB | Johnson, Brad | VIKS | 11 | |
| RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRWN | 2 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 0 | |
| RB | Johnson, Jeremi | BNGL | 0 | RB | Barber III, Marion | CWBY | 0 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 8 | RB | Williams, Ricky | DLPN | 12 | |
| TE | McMichael, Randy | DLPN | 1 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | JETS | 14 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 4 | WR | Mason, Derrick | RAVN | 10 | |