Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 15
Game Results for Week 15
Championship Round
GerfluchtWeasels 53 Injury Prone 46
Bar Stoole Buddies 48 Catholic Nun and the Posse 23
Consolation Round
Geins Spleens 38 Lay Z Boy 22
Phoning It In 48 Ebonic Plague 19
Sewage Serpents 76 Left For Dead 27
New Kids on the Block 58 Roughed-up Suspects 29
Schedule for Week 16
Championship Round
Souper Bowl Thirteen
Bar Stoole Buddies (8-7-1) at GerfluchtWeasels (13-2-1)
Sister-Kissing Bowl
Catholic Nun and the Posse (8-8) at Injury Prone (9-7)
Consolation Round
Phoning It In (6-8-1) at Geins Spleens (7-9)
Sewage Serpents (7-7-2) at New Kids on the Block (9-7)
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Sewage Serpents 983 855 128 86.98% 16
Phoning It In 814 687 127 84.40% 15
Ebonic Plague 825 695 130 84.24% 16
Bar Stoole Buddies 888 743 145 83.67% 16
Left For Dead 804 672 132 83.58% 15
GerfluchtWeasels 971 809 162 83.32% 16
Injury Prone 904 745 159 82.41% 16
Lay Z Boy 682 560 122 82.11% 15
Geins Spleens 808 646 162 79.95% 16
New Kids on the Block 1085 864 221 79.63% 16
Catholic Nun and the Posse 868 672 196 77.42% 16
Roughed-up Suspects 657 503 154 76.56% 15
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 6.81 20.75 14.69 7.19 4.00 53.44
Left For Dead 11.00 9.13 13.20 8.07 3.47 44.87
GerfluchtWeasels 4.88 19.25 16.94 6.06 3.44 50.56
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.75 14.50 11.44 6.13 3.19 42.00
New Kids on the Block 7.94 17.00 16.13 8.06 4.88 54.00
Geins Spleens 9.19 7.81 10.31 9.88 3.19 40.38
Phoning It In 10.13 11.40 12.07 7.93 4.20 45.73
Roughed-up Suspects 6.47 8.53 9.00 6.00 3.53 33.53
Lay Z Boy 6.87 6.07 14.20 7.20 3.00 37.33
Bar Stoole Buddies 9.31 12.00 11.69 8.75 4.25 46.00
Ebonic Plague 9.00 6.06 16.13 7.19 5.06 43.44
Injury Prone 7.94 9.75 16.94 6.38 5.56 46.56
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.01 11.92 13.59 7.40 3.99 44.91
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 9.06 7.38 16.25 7.81 4.50 45.00
Left For Dead 8.40 15.80 15.60 9.27 5.47 54.53
GerfluchtWeasels 5.50 8.06 11.31 7.94 4.13 36.94
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.38 10.94 12.88 6.69 5.13 43.00
New Kids on the Block 9.19 11.63 14.25 6.25 3.50 44.81
Geins Spleens 5.38 10.13 13.69 9.00 3.81 42.00
Phoning It In 9.73 16.47 12.87 8.73 3.80 51.60
Roughed-up Suspects 9.60 14.33 16.40 6.13 3.13 49.60
Lay Z Boy 8.73 14.20 11.60 6.27 4.20 45.00
Bar Stoole Buddies 8.00 9.81 12.88 5.13 3.63 39.44
Ebonic Plague 8.13 12.13 9.44 8.50 3.50 41.69
Injury Prone 7.31 13.00 16.06 7.19 3.13 46.69
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.01 11.92 13.59 7.40 3.99 44.91
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 15
Strong evidence that the "play-em-when-they-are-cold" strategy can get you far.
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
GerfluchtWeasels 50.56 43.71 36.81 -6.89
Bar Stoole Buddies 46.44 44.92 39.44 -5.48
Ebonic Plague 43.44 44.97 41.56 -3.41
Catholic Nun and the 42.00 46.37 43.00 -3.37
Geins Spleens 40.38 45.03 42.00 -3.03
Lay Z Boy 37.33 45.27 45.00 -0.27
Sewage Serpents 53.44 44.13 45.06 0.94
Injury Prone 46.69 45.28 46.69 1.40
New Kids on the Bloc 54.00 42.90 44.94 2.04
Roughed-up Suspects 33.53 46.74 50.27 3.53
Phoning It In 45.80 45.19 51.60 6.41
Left For Dead 44.80 45.20 54.53 9.33
Game Details
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GerfluchtWeasels 53 Injury Prone 46 The Weasels trailed by 12 going into the Monday night game, but the offensive juggernaut that is Todd Heap and the Ravens Offense finally exploded, blowing by Injury Prone and propelling the vermin to their first Souper Bowl. Check this video clip for a re-creation of Heap’s winning score |
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| Injury Prone | at | GerfluchtWeasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Eli | GIAN | 5 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | CWBY | 2 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 9 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 12 | |
| RB | Jordan, LaMont | RDRS | 6 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 3 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 5 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 11 | |
| WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 9 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 6 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 2 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 16 | |
| PK | Team PK, DLPN | DLPN | 6 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 3 | |
| DF | Team Defense, COLT | COLT | 4 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 16 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 1 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 7 | RB | Cartwright, Rock | SKNS | 0 | |
| RB | Rhodes, Dominic | COLT | -1 | WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 8 | |
| WR | Taylor, Travis | VIKS | 1 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 5 | |||||
| DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 6 | |||||
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Bar Stoole Buddies 48 Catholic Nun and the Posse 23 Bar Stoole Buddies’ fortunate late season stretch continued as the Nuns played like they were giving up touchdowns for lent. |
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| Bar Stoole Buddies | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 1 | QB | Frerotte, Gus | DLPN | 4 | |
| RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 1 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 3 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 13 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 7 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 7 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Parker, Eric | CHGR | 2 | WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 1 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 2 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 16 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 3 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 6 | DF | Team Defense, CARD | CARD | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 13 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 8 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 2 | RB | Anderson, Mike | BRNC | 15 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | TITN | 0 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 3 | |
| WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 1 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 4 | WR | Henry, Chris | BNGL | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 2 | PK | Team PK, RDRS | RDRS | 1 | |
| Geins Spleens 38 Lay Z Boy 22 | ||||||||
| Lay Z Boy | at | Geins Spleens | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 0 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 16 | |
| RB | Parker, Willie | STLR | 3 | RB | Alstott, Mike | BUCS | 0 | |
| RB | Williams, Carnell | BUCS | 0 | RB | Jones, Greg | JGRS | 1 | |
| WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 2 | WR | Curtis, Kevin | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 9 | WR | Moss, Randy | RDRS | 7 | |
| WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 1 | TE | Smith, L.J. | EAGL | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 5 | PK | Team PK, CARD | CARD | 8 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BILL | BILL | 2 | DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 6 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Dilfer, Trent | BRWN | 0 | QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | 5 | |
| RB | Johnson, Kyle | BRNC | 0 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | |
| RB | Smith, Antowain | SNTS | 1 | RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 10 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 0 | WR | Chatman, Antonio | PCKR | 2 | |
| WR | Porter, Jerry | RDRS | 1 | WR | Jones, Matt | JGRS | 0 | |
| WR | Stallworth, Donte` | SNTS | 10 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 4 | |
| Sewage Serpents 76 Left For Dead 27 | ||||||||
| Left For Dead | at | Sewage Serpents | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 7 | QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 12 | |
| RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 0 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 21 | |
| RB | Gado, Samkon | PCKR | 1 | RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 3 | |
| WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 2 | WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 9 | |
| WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | -1 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 8 | |
| WR | Moss, Santana | SKNS | 2 | WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 10 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 12 | PK | Team PK, PTHR | PTHR | 9 | |
| DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 4 | DF | Team Defense, BNGL | BNGL | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Holcomb, Kelly | BILL | 7 | QB | Brunell, Mark | SKNS | 18 | |
| RB | Jacobs, Brandon | GIAN | 0 | RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRWN | 3 | |
| RB | Jones, Kevin | LION | 0 | RB | Johnson, Jeremi | BNGL | 0 | |
| RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 0 | WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 15 | |
| WR | Givens, David | PATS | 11 | TE | McMichael, Randy | DLPN | 1 | |
| WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 1 | DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 1 | |
| Phoning It In 48 Ebonic Plague 19 | ||||||||
| Phoning It In | at | Ebonic Plague | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 14 | QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 5 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 3 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 1 | |
| RB | Jones, Julius | CWBY | 3 | RB | Brown, Ronnie | DLPN | 1 | |
| WR | Galloway, Joey | BUCS | 1 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 3 | |
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 8 | WR | Wilford, Ernest | JGRS | 1 | |
| WR | Jurevicius, Joe | SEAH | 7 | TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, GIAN | GIAN | 10 | PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 2 | DF | Team Defense, JGRS | JGRS | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Orton, Kyle | BEAR | 0 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 0 | |
| RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 0 | RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 2 | |
| WR | Bryant, Antonio | BRWN | 3 | WR | Ferguson, Robert | PCKR | 0 | |
| WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 0 | WR | Gaffney, Jabar | TEXN | 1 | |
| WR | Lloyd, Brandon | 49RS | 0 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 0 | |
| New Kids on the Block 58 Roughed up Suspects 29 | ||||||||
| Roughed up Suspects | at | New Kids on the Block | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 0 | QB | Garrard, David | JGRS | 10 | |
| RB | Benson, Cedric | BEAR | 0 | RB | Johnson, Larry | CHFS | 18 | |
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 16 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 4 | |
| WR | Burress, Plaxico | GIAN | 1 | WR | Mason, Derrick | RAVN | 3 | |
| WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 0 | WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 15 | |
| WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 7 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 4 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 1 | DF | Team Defense, BEAR | BEAR | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 10 | QB | Johnson, Brad | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 0 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 0 | |
| RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 0 | RB | Barber III, Marion | CWBY | 2 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 0 | RB | Williams, Ricky | DLPN | 8 | |
| WR | Coles, Laveranues | JETS | 8 | |||||
| WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | BEAR | 1 | |||||