Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 14
Game Results for Week 14
Championship Round Quarter-Finals
GerfluchtWeasels 42 Geins Spleens 32
Injury Prone 78 New Kids on the Block 64
Catholic Nun and the Posse 47 Sewage Serpents 38
Bar Stoole Buddies 63 Ebonic Plague 35
Consolation Round Begins Week 15
Schedule for Week 15
Championship Round Semi-Finals
Injury Prone (9-6) at GerfluchtWeasels (12-2-1)
Bar Stoole Buddies (7-7-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (8-7)
Consolation Round Quarter-Finals
Lay Z Boy (6-8) at Geins Spleens (6-9)
Phoning It In (5-8-1) at Ebonic Plague (10-4-1)
Left For Dead (4-10) at Sewage Serpents (6-7-2)
Roughed-up Suspects (4-10) at New Kids on the Block (8-7)
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Sewage Serpents 894 779 115 87.14% 15
Left For Dead 765 645 120 84.31% 14
Bar Stoole Buddies 827 695 132 84.04% 15
Ebonic Plague 805 676 129 83.98% 15
Phoning It In 764 639 125 83.64% 14
Injury Prone 844 699 145 82.82% 15
Lay Z Boy 650 538 112 82.77% 14
GerfluchtWeasels 916 756 160 82.53% 15
Geins Spleens 754 608 146 80.64% 15
New Kids on the Block 1015 806 209 79.41% 15
Catholic Nun and the Posse 829 649 180 78.29% 15
Roughed-up Suspects 618 474 144 76.70% 14
Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 6.47 20.53 13.87 7.07 4.00 51.93
Left For Dead 11.29 9.71 13.93 7.79 3.43 46.14
GerfluchtWeasels 5.07 19.53 15.87 6.27 3.67 50.40
Catholic Nun and the Posse 6.93 14.80 12.07 6.33 3.13 43.27
New Kids on the Block 7.80 16.67 16.00 8.33 4.93 53.73
Geins Spleens 8.73 8.27 10.53 10.00 3.00 40.53
Phoning It In 9.86 11.79 11.79 7.79 4.36 45.57
Roughed-up Suspects 6.93 8.00 9.07 6.14 3.71 33.86
Lay Z Boy 7.36 6.29 14.36 7.36 3.07 38.43
Bar Stoole Buddies 9.87 11.87 11.73 8.27 4.13 45.87
Ebonic Plague 9.27 6.33 16.87 7.33 5.27 45.07
Injury Prone 8.13 9.40 17.00 6.40 5.67 46.60
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.13 12.00 13.62 7.43 4.04 45.21
Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 9.20 7.80 17.13 7.53 4.53 46.20
Left For Dead 8.14 15.21 14.79 9.29 5.57 53.00
GerfluchtWeasels 5.53 7.60 11.00 8.07 4.13 36.33
Catholic Nun and the Posse 7.80 10.73 13.00 6.07 5.07 42.67
New Kids on the Block 9.80 11.33 14.67 6.40 3.67 45.87
Geins Spleens 5.73 10.60 13.80 9.27 3.93 43.33
Phoning It In 10.07 17.50 13.43 9.00 3.93 53.93
Roughed-up Suspects 9.57 13.79 16.29 6.29 3.07 49.00
Lay Z Boy 8.21 15.14 11.93 6.14 4.07 45.50
Bar Stoole Buddies 8.27 9.80 13.60 5.27 3.60 40.53
Ebonic Plague 7.73 12.53 9.00 8.40 3.60 41.27
Injury Prone 7.67 12.87 14.93 7.47 3.33 46.27
LEAGUE AVERAGES 8.13 12.00 13.62 7.43 4.04 45.21
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 14
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
GerfluchtWeasels 50.40 43.86 36.20 -7.66
Bar Stoole Buddies 46.33 45.44 40.53 -4.91
Ebonic Plague 45.07 45.13 41.13 -4.00
Catholic Nun and the 43.27 46.31 42.67 -3.64
Geins Spleens 40.53 45.83 43.33 -2.50
Lay Z Boy 38.43 45.80 45.50 -0.30
Injury Prone 46.73 45.22 46.27 1.04
Sewage Serpents 51.93 44.57 46.27 1.69
New Kids on the Bloc 53.73 44.00 46.00 2.00
Roughed-up Suspects 33.86 46.64 49.71 3.07
Left For Dead 46.07 44.90 53.00 8.10
Phoning It In 45.64 45.56 53.93 8.36
Game Details
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GerfluchtWeasels 42 Geins Spleens 32 Using their “score big or be lucky enough to have the other guy score small” strategy, GerfluchtWeasels (12-2-1) advanced to the semi-finals with a low scoring win over Gein Spleens (6-9). “We tried to make some upgrades to our roster,” claimed the Spleen publicist, “but the bastards at the league office wouldn’t let us.” |
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| Geins Spleens | at | GerfluchtWeasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 18 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 8 | |
| RB | Alstott, Mike | BUCS | 0 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 10 | |
| RB | Jones, Greg | JGRS | 1 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 1 | |
| WR | Chatman, Antonio | PCKR | 0 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 4 | |
| WR | Curtis, Kevin | RAMS | 0 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 2 | |
| TE | Smith, L.J. | EAGL | 1 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, CARD | CARD | 8 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 10 | |
| DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 4 | DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 5 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | 0 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | CWBY | 17 | |
| RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | RB | Cartwright, Rock | SKNS | 0 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 0 | WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 0 | |
| WR | Jones, Matt | JGRS | 1 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 4 | |
| WR | Moss, Randy | RDRS | 0 | |||||
| WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 0 | |||||
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Injury Prone 76 New Kids on the Block 64 In the game of the week, defending Souper Bowl champion, Injury Prone (9-6) took another step closer to defending their title, holding off New Kids on the Block (8-7) and setting up a meeting with Nordic vermin. |
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| Injury Prone | at | New Kids on the Block | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 17 | QB | Johnson, Brad | VIKS | 2 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 8 | RB | Johnson, Larry | CHFS | 24 | |
| RB | Jordan, LaMont | RDRS | 2 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 10 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 17 | WR | Mason, Derrick | RAVN | 2 | |
| WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 8 | WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 4 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 10 | WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 7 | |
| PK | Team PK, DLPN | DLPN | 11 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 15 | |
| DF | Team Defense, COLT | COLT | 3 | DF | Team Defense, BEAR | BEAR | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Eli | GIAN | 12 | QB | Garrard, David | JGRS | 15 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 0 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 0 | |
| RB | Rhodes, Dominic | COLT | 0 | RB | Barber III, Marion | CWBY | 4 | |
| WR | Taylor, Travis | VIKS | 0 | RB | Williams, Ricky | DLPN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 14 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | JETS | 1 | |
| DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 2 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | BEAR | 3 | |
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Catholic Nun and the Posse 47 Sewage Serpents 38 Terry Glen (or Glenda) had the game of his life, lifting Catholic Nun and the Posse (8-7) to a win over division rival, Sewage Serpents (6-7-2). “We’re a team without a weakness.”, bellowed Mike Anderson after the game. |
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| Sewage Serpents | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 7 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 6 | |
| RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 12 | RB | Anderson, Mike | BRNC | 0 | |
| RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 3 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 5 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 0 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 2 | |
| WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 8 | WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 17 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 2 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 4 | |
| PK | Team PK, PTHR | PTHR | 4 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 10 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BNGL | BNGL | 2 | DF | Team Defense, CARD | CARD | 3 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brunell, Mark | SKNS | -1 | QB | Frerotte, Gus | DLPN | 11 | |
| RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRWN | 2 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 2 | |
| RB | Johnson, Jeremi | BNGL | 0 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 2 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 0 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 0 | |
| TE | McMichael, Randy | DLPN | 0 | WR | Henry, Chris | BNGL | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 2 | PK | Team PK, RDRS | RDRS | 5 | |
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Bar Stoole Buddies 63 Ebonic Plague 35 Bar Stoole Buddies (7-7-1) upset Ebonic Plague (10-4-1) to move a victory away from the Souper Bowl. Things turned ugly towards the end of the home loss, as medical waste was thrown onto the field. The “used syringes to the first 3000 fans” give-away was, in retrospect, a really bad idea. |
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| Bar Stoole Buddies | at | Ebonic Plague | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 19 | QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 16 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 3 | RB | Brown, Ronnie | DLPN | 0 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 11 | RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 16 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 3 | |
| WR | Parker, Eric | CHGR | 1 | WR | Wilford, Ernest | JGRS | 0 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 3 | TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 10 | |
| PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 8 | PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 2 | DF | Team Defense, JGRS | JGRS | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 3 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 0 | |
| RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 2 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 7 | |
| RB | Henry, Travis | TITN | 2 | RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 0 | |
| WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 3 | WR | Ferguson, Robert | PCKR | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 3 | WR | Gaffney, Jabar | TEXN | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 0 | WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 0 | |