Plague Overruns Mr Me.
By a one-point margin, with a Monday Night player, Ebonic Plague clinched the Mr. Me division.
This week’s highlights sponsored by the Cynical Haiku Foundation.

Game Results for Week 12

Standings as of Week 12

Schedule for Week 13

Draft Order Week 13

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 12

Game Details


Game Results for Week 12
Sewage Serpents  73   Phoning It In  63
Bar Stoole Buddies  40   Catholic Nun and the Posse  29
Ebonic Plague  41   New Kids on the Block  40
Roughed-up Suspects  38   Left For Dead  32
GerfluchtWeasels  69   Lay Z Boy  38
Injury Prone  48   Geins Spleens  38


Standings as of Week 12
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division  InterDiv
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T  Streak
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
Catholic Nun and the   7  6  0  564  563   3  3  0   4  3  0   3  2  0   4  4  0    L 1
Sewage Serpents        6  6  1  697  603   1  4  1   5  2  0   2  2  1   4  4  0    W 1
Bar Stoole Buddies     6  7  0  588  529   3  4  0   3  3  0   3  2  0   3  5  0    W 2
Phoning It In          4  8  1  600  717   2  5  0   2  3  1   1  3  1   3  5  0    L 5
Mr. Me Division
Ebonic Plague          9  3  1  598  519   5  1  1   4  2  0   5  0  0   4  3  1    W 3
New Kids on the Block  7  6  0  654  585   4  3  0   3  3  0   3  2  0   4  4  0    L 1
Left For Dead          4  9  0  610  699   1  5  0   3  4  0   1  4  0   3  5  0    L 2
Roughed-up Suspects    4  9  0  447  608   1  5  0   3  4  0   1  4  0   3  5  0    W 1
Boat of Car Division
GerfluchtWeasels      10  2  1  677  477   5  1  0   5  1  1   4  1  0   6  1  1    W 5
Injury Prone           8  5  0  589  593   3  4  0   5  1  0   4  1  0   4  4  0    W 1
Lay Z Boy              6  7  0  521  613   2  4  0   4  3  0   2  3  0   4  4  0    L 1
Geins Spleens          5  8  0  552  591   3  4  0   2  4  0   0  5  0   5  3  0    L 2


Schedule for Week 13
Bar Stoole Buddies (6-7) at Sewage Serpents (6-6-1)
Phoning It In (4-8-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (7-6)
Ebonic Plague (9-3-1) at Left For Dead (4-9)
New Kids on the Block (7-6) at Roughed-up Suspects (4-9)
Injury Prone (8-5) at GerfluchtWeasels (10-2-1)
Geins Spleens (5-8) at Lay Z Boy (6-7)


Draft Order Week 13
1. Roughed-up Suspects  2. Left For Dead  3. Phoning It In  4. Geins Spleens
5. Lay Z Boy  6. Bar Stoole Buddies  7. Sewage Serpents
8. Catholic Nun and the Posse  9. New Kids on the Block  10. Injury Prone
11. Ebonic Plague  12. GerfluchtWeasels


                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
GerfluchtWeasels                     774       677      97     87.47%      13
Sewage Serpents                      809       697     112     86.16%      13
Left For Dead                        715       610     105     85.31%      13
Ebonic Plague                        704       598     106     84.94%      13
Phoning It In                        720       600     120     83.33%      13
Bar Stoole Buddies                   709       588     121     82.93%      13
Lay Z Boy                            630       521     109     82.70%      13
Injury Prone                         723       589     134     81.47%      13
Geins Spleens                        695       552     143     79.42%      13
Catholic Nun and the Posse           715       564     151     78.88%      13
Roughed-up Suspects                  574       447     127     77.87%      13
New Kids on the Block                849       654     195     77.03%      13


                    Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  6.46  22.00  13.46     7.38   4.31    53.62
Left For Dead                   11.08  10.46  14.23     8.31   2.77    46.85
GerfluchtWeasels                 5.08  20.62  16.38     6.38   3.62    52.08
Catholic Nun and the Posse       6.38  15.92  11.92     6.23   2.92    43.38
New Kids on the Block            7.92  14.00  15.54     8.00   4.85    50.31
Geins Spleens                    8.23   9.23  11.92    10.23   2.85    42.46
Phoning It In                    9.46  12.08  11.92     8.00   4.62    46.08
Roughed-up Suspects              7.46   7.46   9.62     5.85   4.00    34.38
Lay Z Boy                        7.92   6.62  15.15     7.54   2.85    40.08
Bar Stoole Buddies               9.85  11.92  10.38     8.15   4.38    44.69
Ebonic Plague                    8.69   6.77  17.15     7.62   5.77    46.00
Injury Prone                     7.77   9.77  15.62     6.54   5.62    45.31
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.03  12.24  13.61     7.52   4.04    45.44



                    Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                 10.08   7.92  16.38     7.15   4.77    46.31
Left For Dead                    8.00  15.85  14.62     9.46   5.85    53.77
GerfluchtWeasels                 4.69   8.38  11.31     8.69   3.77    36.85
Catholic Nun and the Posse       7.31  10.62  13.46     6.31   5.62    43.31
New Kids on the Block           10.00  11.15  14.08     5.77   4.00    45.00
Geins Spleens                    6.00  11.23  15.00     9.54   3.69    45.46
Phoning It In                    9.69  18.08  14.23     9.38   3.77    55.15
Roughed-up Suspects              9.38  12.23  15.62     6.31   2.46    46.00
Lay Z Boy                        8.38  16.08  12.69     5.92   4.08    47.15
Bar Stoole Buddies               7.85  10.77  12.92     5.31   3.85    40.69
Ebonic Plague                    6.38  13.38   8.08     9.00   3.08    39.92
Injury Prone                     8.54  11.15  14.92     7.38   3.62    45.62
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.03  12.24  13.61     7.52   4.04    45.44



Opponent Averages Report Through Week 12
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
GerfluchtWeasels        52.08        44.34          36.69         -7.64
Ebonic Plague           46.00        44.97          39.92         -5.05
Bar Stoole Buddies      45.23        45.40          40.69         -4.71
Catholic Nun and the    43.38        46.26          43.31         -2.95
Geins Spleens           42.46        46.22          45.46         -0.76
New Kids on the Bloc    50.31        45.27          45.00         -0.27
Roughed-up Suspects     34.38        46.50          46.77          0.27
Lay Z Boy               40.08        46.40          47.15          0.75
Injury Prone            45.31        44.86          45.62          0.76
Sewage Serpents         53.62        44.76          46.38          1.63
Left For Dead           46.92        44.90          53.77          8.87
Phoning It In           46.15        46.05          55.15          9.11


Game Details
Bar Stoole Buddies  40   Catholic Nun and the Posse  29

The Nuns Lead the Div
Their bench will always score big
That division sucks
 
Bar Stoole Buddies at Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB Vick, Michael FALC 11   QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 4
RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 0   RB Anderson, Mike BRNC 0
RB Brown, Chris TITN 11   RB James, Edgerrin COLT 4
WR Branch, Deion PATS 1   WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 9
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 4   WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 2
WR Evans, Lee BILL 1   WR Henry, Chris BNGL 7
PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 6   PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 3
DF Team Defense, CHFS CHFS 6   DF Team Defense, CARD CARD 0
Reserve Players
QB McNair, Steve TITN 16   QB Frerotte, Gus DLPN 11
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 0   RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 0
RB Pass, Patrick PATS 7   RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 10
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 2   WR Burleson, Nate VIKS 0
PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 3   TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 13
DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 3   PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 7
 
 
GerfluchtWeasels  69   Lay Z Boy  38

Shaun Alexander
And quite a low points-against
This game is not hard
 
GerfluchtWeasels at Lay Z Boy
Active Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 9   QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 0
RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 10   RB Parker, Willie STLR 1
RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 10   RB Smith, Antowain SNTS 1
WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 4   WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 9
WR Holt, Torry RAMS 11   WR Porter, Jerry RDRS 2
TE Heap, Todd RAVN 15   WR Stallworth, Donte` SNTS 7
PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 2   PK Team PK, COLT COLT 16
DF Team Defense, BRNC BRNC 8   DF Team Defense, BILL BILL 2
Reserve Players
QB Bledsoe, Drew CWBY 15   QB Dilfer, Trent BRWN 3
RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 3   RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 7
WR Rogers, Charles LION 0   RB Johnson, Kyle BRNC 0
WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 0   WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 12
DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 2   WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 8
          WR Jones, Brandon TITN 0
 
 
Injury Prone  48   Geins Spleens  38

Collins-to-the-Freak
How’s that working out for you?
5 and 8 perhaps
 
Injury Prone at Geins Spleens
Active Players
QB Brady, Tom PATS 4   QB Collins, Kerry RDRS 6
RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 4   RB Davis, Stephen PTHR 0
RB McGahee, Willis BILL 2   RB Jones, Greg JGRS 9
WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 11   WR Curtis, Kevin RAMS 8
WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 2   WR Jones, Matt JGRS 0
WR Ward, Hines STLR 7   WR Moss, Randy RDRS 1
PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 14   PK Team PK, CARD CARD 6
DF Team Defense, COLT COLT 4   DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 8
Reserve Players
QB Manning, Eli GIAN 13   QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 11
RB Rhodes, Dominic COLT 0   RB Alstott, Mike BUCS 6
RB Williams, Ricky DLPN 9   RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 11
WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 2   WR Chatman, Antonio PCKR 0
PK Team PK, DLPN DLPN 7   WR Moulds, Eric BILL 3
DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 2   TE Smith, L.J. EAGL 1
 
 
Ebonic Plague  41   New Kids on the Block  40

Eddie Shore Football
It was still close on Monday
That’s something I guess
 
New Kids on the Block at Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 4
RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 11   RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN 6
RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 16   RB Moore, Mewelde VIKS 2
WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 1   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 2
WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 1   WR Wilford, Ernest JGRS 1
WR Smith, Steve PTHR 2   TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 1
PK Team PK, SEAH SEAH 6   PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 15
DF Team Defense, BEAR BEAR 3   DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 10
Reserve Players
QB Johnson, Brad VIKS 14   QB Brees, Drew CHGR 0
RB Barber III, Marion CWBY 1   RB Bennett, Michael VIKS 0
RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 3   RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 0
WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 1   WR Ferguson, Robert PCKR 0
WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 8   WR Gaffney, Jabar TEXN 1
DF Team Defense, JETS JETS 0   WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 0
 
 
Roughed up Suspects  38   Left For Dead  32

Every Suspect scored
Except for those on IR
Toilet Bowl at best
 
Roughed up Suspects at Left For Dead
Active Players
QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 0   QB Manning, Peyton COLT 11
RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 0   RB Jones, Kevin LION 1
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 16   RB Martin, Curtis JETS 3
WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 4   WR Driver, Donald PCKR 2
WR Walker, Javon PCKR 0   WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 2
WR Williams, Roy LION 8   WR Moss, Santana SKNS 8
PK Team PK, PATS PATS 4   PK Team PK, STLR STLR 1
DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 6   DF Team Defense, GIAN GIAN 4
Reserve Players
QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 6   QB Holcomb, Kelly BILL 0
RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 0   RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 7
RB Pittman, Michael BUCS 0   RB Gado, Samkon PCKR 9
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 16   RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 0
          WR Givens, David PATS 0
          WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 0
 
 
Sewage Serpents  73   Phoning It In  63

Look at that LT
Rejected Phones playing hard
TJ hooks the win
 
Sewage Serpents at Phoning It In
Active Players
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 5   QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 17
RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 7   RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 10
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 26   RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 4
WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 7   WR Bryant, Antonio BRWN 0
WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 10   WR Jurevicius, Joe SEAH 17
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 8   WR Lloyd, Brandon 49RS 1
PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 7   PK Team PK, GIAN GIAN 8
DF Team Defense, CWBY CWBY 3   DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 6
Reserve Players
QB Brunell, Mark SKNS 7   QB Orton, Kyle BEAR 5
RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 3   RB Jones, Julius CWBY 2
RB Johnson, Jeremi BNGL 0   RB Staley, Duce STLR 0
WR Bennett, Drew TITN 2   WR Galloway, Joey BUCS 5
TE McMichael, Randy DLPN 8   WR Horn, Joe SNTS 1
DF Team Defense, BNGL BNGL 4   WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 0