I look out my car windshield
and what do I see?
Not too much
There's a pickup in front of me
It's gotta tall and wide camper
bolted onto the back.
Of course the windows are tinted
a opaque dark black
My only view of the road is the brake lights
They seem to be frequently applied
I hope it's not the last thing
I see before I die

But I won't get worried
won't get shook up
It's just another A%*hole in a pick-up truck

Now the snow is melting
as I'm driving my car.
With all the road grime
it's hard to see far
As the winshield fluid runs out
I start to get tenser
Who cuts in front of me?
A mobile filth dispenser
The pickup has four rear tires
all throwing up the slime
I'll be driving blind
in a short amount of time

But I won't get worried
won't get shook up
It's just another A%*hole in a pick-up truck

So I'm on the freeway
expecting to go fast
I get in the left lane
so I can safely pass
when for no reason
a pick-up swerves in front of me
and then proceeds to drive
at exactly fifty-three
I guess he's a vehicular vigilante
who thinks he should enforce the law
This broke the camel's back
This is the last straw

So now I'm getting angry
and very shook up
I'm about to kill the A%*hole in the pick-up truck

(Fade out to a car-crash-sounding guitar solo)