Another MX Bob Lyric - Sweet Home Minnesota
(sung to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Big wheels keep on turning
towards a lake cabin near Aitkin
Singing songs about big muskie
Iím going fishing once again
and that ainít no sin.

Well, I heard Soundgarden sing about her
Well, I heard those grunge guys put her down
Well, I hope Cornell will remember
Minnesota don't need them around anyhow

Sweet home Minnesota
where the lakes are so blue
Sweet home Minnesota
Lord, I'm staying here in you

We had a wrestler for a Gov'nor
and I voted for him too
His gravelly voice does not bother me
Does his bald head bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Minnesota
where my lips turn so blue
Sweet home Minnesota
Lord, I freeze sometimes in you

Isanti county gotís some swampland
and theyíve been known to kill a dog or two
Some here talk like in the movie Fargo
That makes me laugh when I'm feeling blue Now how about you?

Sweet home Minnesota
where the deer walk through the dew
Sweet home Minnesota
Lord, your beauty is so true

Sweet home Minnesota
where the lakes are so blue
Sweet home Minnesota
Lord, I'm staying here in you

 

Editor's Note - Since the author wrote this, he did not end up staying in Minnesota, but moved 1800 miles away.