Another MX Bob Lyric - Bad, Bad, Leroy Hoard
(sung to the tune of Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown by Jim Croce)

In the bad side of New Orleans
where the strongest drinks are poured
And if you go down there,
you’ll see the former lair
of a man named Leroy Hoard
Now Leroy don’t want trouble
You see he stands under six feet tall
While his buddies were all out cruising the streets,
Leroy would run that ball

Cause he’s bad, bad Leroy Hoard
If you watch him run, you won’t get bored
Badder than old Jim Brown
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy played for Mich’gan
Once was the Rose Bowl MVP
For the Cleveland Browns, in his first start
Leroy’s skills were plain to see
He was the player of the game for Cleveland
He got his first pro touchdown too
By 92, if you were playing against the Browns
You tried to stop you know who

Cause he’s bad, bad Leroy Hoard
If you watch him run, you won’t get bored
Badder than old Jim Brown
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Years later, had a few slow years
The Ravens let him go
Watching the waiver wire
were the guys in purple
and to them he looked nice
Well they signed him to a contract
And the payoff soon began
'Cause Robert Smith went down again
and then Leroy came in and became The Man

Cause he’s bad, bad Leroy Hoard
If you watch him run, you won’t get bored
Badder than old Jim Brown
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well he plays ‘bout half the downs now
‘Till they get close to the goal line
Leroy likes to go to Florida
and then commit petty crimes

Cause he’s bad, bad Leroy Hoard
If you watch him run, you won’t get bored
Badder than old Jim Brown
And meaner than a junkyard dog
(repeat chorus a few time until the end)