Sometimes I want to give you away
Get my shoe out of your mouth
For that chew, I want you to pay Sometimes I go out of my mind
I want to feed you shards of glass
A million trials that I must face
A million trials, a million trials Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat
Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat
You wake me up when I'm trying to sleep All the neighbors know your name
You destroy all of my good stuff
And on the carpeting you pee Hey, can't you please lie down
Try to fake some obedience
A million trials you put me through
A million trials, a million trials Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat
Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat Chew, chew in the house
Dig, dig in the yard
Pee, pee on the rug
A million trials, a million trials Hey, is this some kind of a test?
Like Job's trials in dog form
A million trials you put me through
A million trials, a million trials Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat
Be a good girl
Be a good girl, Scully
And hey, hey, hey, you're going to get a treat